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[Miniphalla]G.I.Joe:The Movie vs. Transformers:The Movie; Game over, Joes win!

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !sign up

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Celebrim wrote: »
    Must resist urge to buy a VHS player to actually watch my copy of Transformers...

    !Sign Up

    It did get a DVD release, you know.

    (Though I still have my VHS copy too :P )

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I really tempted to sign up for this, but I already got a lot on my plate.
    Reserve me up instead!

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Signup for my childhood!

    Sticks on
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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Reserve up since it looks full. Damn you Sticks for getting to your computer before me!

    Keika on
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah man, I knew there was a downside to sleeping instead of hitting f5 on these forums all night.

    Reserve up since you seem to be full.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All righty then, the game starts tonight! Role PMs will start going out within the next couple hours. Once I post the opening narration you can begin.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Role PMs are out, OP is updated somewhat. Please send me a PM if:
    • You did not receive a role PM
    • Your role PM listed your confirmation code as XXXXXX rather than a number
    • You are making a proboard for this game for some reason
    • You have any other questions pertaining to your role PM
    Opening narration will be up in a bit.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Opening Narration

    In the beginning, there was nothing. The universe was a featureless void. Then the power of IMAGINATION! took hold, and suddenly the world was filled with wonders and marvels. Giant fighting robots! Army dudes with every sort of gun imaginable! Evil planet-eating robo-deities, and vicious world-dominating snakemen!

    On the field of battle, Optimus Prime was busy kicking Megatron's ass while Duke beat the shit out of Cobra commander. Soon Prime turned to face Duke, grinding both villains into parts and paste as he did so. "You fight well... for a human."

    "I'm not just any human, I'm a Real American Hero! Me and my Joes can take on your overgrown tin soldiers any day of the week."

    Duke wouldn't say that Squash, he's way too cool.

    Shut uuuppppp, Funky! I'm busy imagining here!

    "The Autobots and I will take that challenge. Till all are one!"

    "Go Joe!"

    Unnoticed in the shadows, the various forces of evil were plotting to unite and see themselves the victors, with all the heroes dead.

    Coooooool!!!

    One group shall stand, and two shall fall. The battle is on!

    ________________________________________________________________________________

    Game on! Each day, publicly vote for one player you believe to be a villain in bold red, and make the most of your private vote to uncover and eliminate the members of the competing faction.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Confusing phalla is confusing.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hopefully someone who understands what's going on will be along soon to explain it to us.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We make some vote and people die or are tattled on.

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I get it! You vote once in public, like so:

    Element Brian!

    And once privately, via Google Docs. There will be two winners in the Google Docs vote, one for the Joe universe (good guys and bad guys) and one for the Transformers universe (again, good and bad guys). The person with the most votes' faction will be revealed to three random players from the universe in which he won.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That sounds about right.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You really want to go down that road man?

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Interesting game here Funky. Lets see.... do I have any grudges? Been so long I can't remember :(

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Element Brian wrote: »
    You really want to go down that road man?

    What are you, afraid?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wonder if there's even going to be a seer with a mechanic like that in play.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !kime. Eventually this vote will be right. Plus: Castlephallia.

    Wildcat on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Lil' Squash. Er, er, !Lil' Funky.

    Oh, crap. RNG says lucky number 17. Sorry, !Loxx. (Who's Loxx?)

    Kay2 on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shit I want to vote for both Wildcat and Kay for having those AVs.

    So today Wilcat and tomorrow Kay

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jealousy doesn't become you, Malkor.

    Wildcat on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like WIldcat's avatar. It challenges my assumptions about which way is "up". !Kay's avatar is just creepy.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What's the creepiest part? The bit in the middle, or the bit around the edge?

    Kay2 on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh Christ I'm so confused.

    Daius on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh Christ I'm so confused.

    Daius for playing dumb.

    Sticks on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    What's the creepiest part? The bit in the middle, or the bit around the edge?

    For me it's both. It's the cartoon head juxtaposed with the more realistic looking rodent face. It gnaws at the electrical wiring of my brain.

    Edit: Hell, it might even be a creepy little dog face. I'm not sure which one would be worse.

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's a hedgehog! How could you not recognise it?

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It is the face that haunts our nightmares.

    Wildcat on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    It's a hedgehog! How could you not recognise it?

    Oops! I guess it's been a while since I last stared down any of the Erinacae. Especially Erinaceus Diabolicus, which I assume is the one in your avatar.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's actually Erinaceus Tubicus, which is perhaps even scarier.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, I'd hope that it wasn't E. Diabolicus, 'cause I made that one up. Still effing terrifying, though.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    !kime. Eventually this vote will be right. Plus: Castlephallia.

    pfft, that vote will never be right. No one is ever going to indulge me with a fun evil role :(. What about Castelvania though? I never lied!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Neither did I, but I still died

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Neither did I, but I still died
    Not my fault!

    That being said, who wants to volunteer for my vote? My vote that is definitely not coming from a Transformer. Because I'm not one. Nope. Not a Transformer.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That means you are!

    Or maybe that you're not.

    Oh god are you a Pretender

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Neither did I, but I still died
    Not my fault!

    That being said, who wants to volunteer for my vote? My vote that is definitely not coming from a Transformer. Because I'm not one. Nope. Not a Transformer.

    The real Kime would deny being a Decepticon.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Neither did I, but I still died
    Not my fault!

    That being said, who wants to volunteer for my vote? My vote that is definitely not coming from a Transformer. Because I'm not one. Nope. Not a Transformer.
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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh Christ I'm so confused.

    Daius for playing dumb.

    !Sticks for being mean to someone who's confused. That's not the message the GI Joes or Transformers were trying to get across.


    The More you Know!

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wildcat something something

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