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How was sexual intercourse with my girlfriend, [chat]?

WashWash Sweet ChristmasRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I still don't understand how we can put a man on the moon and grow body parts on the backs of rodents, but we still can't make a fat-free, meat free, hamburger that tastes exactly like the real thing.

    I think it's a conspiracy.

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Off to class, later [chat]

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat

    For all you yolk lovers

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah yes I misunderstood you then. I didn't mean that your skeleton would compress upon weightloss (lol), I just know a good number of people who legitimately think that 'people like them' are meant to be overweight and that no amount of proper nutrition/activity will change it.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm like half stock on this chat.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

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    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    VC, there's only one of heart of hearts you should understand, the Hart of Harts, Owen Hart.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I still don't understand how we can put a man on the moon and grow body parts on the backs of rodents, but we still can't make a fat-free, meat free, hamburger that tastes exactly like the real thing.

    I think it's a conspiracy.

    Nothing that tastes good can be good for you. It's the ultimate f you of the natural world.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    I still don't understand how we can put a man on the moon and grow body parts on the backs of rodents, but we still can't make a fat-free, meat free, hamburger that tastes exactly like the real thing.

    I think it's a conspiracy.

    Because the ability to do so would be an offense against God.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ah yes I misunderstood you then. I didn't mean that your skeleton would compress upon weightloss (lol), I just know a good number of people who legitimately think that 'people like them' are meant to be overweight and that no amount of proper nutrition/activity will change it.

    Well, I agree that's bullshit. :P

    My thing right now is my heart - I've been having a lot of troubles with it. All the doctors and specialists say there's nothing other than a slightly hypertrophic left ventricle that they can find, but if I'm really okay, then I need to think long term.

    Extra weight, be it fat or muscle, makes the heart work harder. I've given up on being Vin Diesel big since now what I want to give my heart a break and hopefully live past 40.

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    VC, there's only one of heart of hearts you should understand, the Hart of Harts, Owen Hart.

    Oh, see I thought you were talking about harts:

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

    Nah, I'm just making fun of a retarded expression that annoys me due to who most often tends to use it and in what context. And in response Mike is 'spergin out.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    For reference, "In your heart of hearts blah blah blah Jesus blah blah."

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    it was great!

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The level of my excitement in regards to this [chat] can be similarly found in the reading of this line

    super dramatic

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

    in my heart of hearts, I still don't really understand what it means.

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  • lazegamerlazegamer The magnanimous cyberspaceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat

    For all you yolk lovers

    That looks disgusting

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    haha,
    re: bringing your kids to age-inappropriate films

    One of my favorite movie-going experiences involved a man bringing his (seemingly) 5-year old son to see Spider-Man 3. The kid lasted until the opening fight scene, during which the Green Goblin punched Spiderman through a wall. The kid screamed "He killed Spidey!" and cried for five minutes. He then sobbed intermittently throughout the rest of the movie.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I still say the mom on Secret Saturdays is hot. Except for the being a cartoon part, anyway.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    haha,
    re: bringing your kids to age-inappropriate films

    One of my favorite movie-going experiences involved a man bringing his (seemingly) 5-year old son to see Spider-Man 3. The kid lasted until the opening fight scene, during which the Green Goblin punched Spiderman through a wall. The kid screamed "He killed Spidey!" and cried for five minutes. He then sobbed intermittently throughout the rest of the movie.

    hahaha

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A practical example of how silly VC sounds right now.

    "I hate people who use the phrase 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder.' I mean, have they even played D&D?"

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Alecthar wrote: »
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    VC, there's only one of heart of hearts you should understand, the Hart of Harts, Owen Hart.

    Oh, see I thought you were talking about harts:

    250px-MuleDeer_ModocCounty.jpg

    Wtf is a MuleDeer and what does this have to do with Harts?

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OH GOD
    OH MAN
    OH GOD
    OH MAN
    OH GOD
    OH MAN

    Gooey on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?
    What doesn't make sense about it?

    One's heart symbolizes one's very center. The "heart of the matter" refers to the symbolic center of the matter.

    The "heart of hearts" refers to the very core of the very core of your being. The ultimate truth, the ultimate center.

    Your complaint is analogous to someone complaining that one cannot "open" a mind, and therefore the phrase "open your mind" is meaningless. It's not meaningless, it's just metaphorical and you're being a fucking idiot.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Huh. According to IMDB she's hot even when she's not a cartoon.

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »
    The level of my excitement in regards to this [chat] can be similarly found in the reading of this line

    super dramatic

    Hey now

    this is my first [chat] in years. :(

    Wash on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

    Nah, I'm just making fun of a retarded expression that annoys me due to who most often tends to use it and in what context. And in response Mike is 'spergin out.
    Oh now you were joking, and you don't actually think it doesn't make sense even though that's what you said.

    And I'm the one spergin.

    Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Did you know: Deer was once a common term for all wild game, much like cattle was used for all domesticatedherd animals?

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »
    The level of my excitement in regards to this [chat] can be similarly found in the reading of this line

    super dramatic

    Hey now

    this is my first [chat] in years. :(

    I don't hate the player

    I hate the game.

    We cool, Fluffs.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?
    What doesn't make sense about it?

    One's heart symbolizes one's very center. The "heart of the matter" refers to the symbolic center of the matter.

    The "heart of hearts" refers to the very core of the very core of your being. The ultimate truth, the ultimate center.

    Your complaint is analogous to someone complaining that one cannot "open" a mind, and therefore the phrase "open your mind" is meaningless. It's not meaningless, it's just metaphorical and you're being a fucking idiot.

    Sentience and consciousness don't reside in nor require the heart.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

    Nah, I'm just making fun of a retarded expression that annoys me due to who most often tends to use it and in what context. And in response Mike is 'spergin out.
    Oh now you were joking, and you don't actually think it doesn't make sense even though that's what you said.

    And I'm the one spergin.

    Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

    Yes, you who couldn't figure out that the original remark was a joke and decided to take it entirely literally in spite of a literal interpretation being ridiculous are the one who is 'spergin, correct.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?
    What doesn't make sense about it?

    One's heart symbolizes one's very center. The "heart of the matter" refers to the symbolic center of the matter.

    The "heart of hearts" refers to the very core of the very core of your being. The ultimate truth, the ultimate center.

    Your complaint is analogous to someone complaining that one cannot "open" a mind, and therefore the phrase "open your mind" is meaningless. It's not meaningless, it's just metaphorical and you're being a fucking idiot.

    Sentience and consciousness don't reside in nor require the heart.
    No fucking shit. Man if only there were a way for our language to be metaphorical and for words to have dual meanings. What a richness we would be able to convey with our words in such a world.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

    Nah, I'm just making fun of a retarded expression that annoys me due to who most often tends to use it and in what context. And in response Mike is 'spergin out.
    Oh now you were joking, and you don't actually think it doesn't make sense even though that's what you said.

    And I'm the one spergin.

    Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

    Yes, you who couldn't figure out that the original remark was a joke and decided to take it entirely literally in spite of a literal interpretation being ridiculous are the one who is 'spergin, correct.
    backpedaling is fun!

    i'm done here

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    You two queers should just get it over with and fuck already.

    On that note, going home time.

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  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dangit.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can't we just all admit that 2 of hearts was a horrible 80s song?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aINmJ5ieM6Y

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JustinSane07 wrote: »
    You two queers should just get it over with and fuck already.

    On that note, going home time.
    be sure to drive as fast as possible if it's icy!

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    I know what it means, I said it doesn't make any sense. Are you retarded or something?

    VC, in your heart of hearts you know you're being a pedant.

    Nah, I'm just making fun of a retarded expression that annoys me due to who most often tends to use it and in what context. And in response Mike is 'spergin out.
    Oh now you were joking, and you don't actually think it doesn't make sense even though that's what you said.

    And I'm the one spergin.

    Gotcha. Thanks for clarifying.

    Yes, you who couldn't figure out that the original remark was a joke and decided to take it entirely literally in spite of a literal interpretation being ridiculous are the one who is 'spergin, correct.
    backpedaling is fun!

    i'm done here

    You're going to go somewhere else to backpedal?

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    [chat] needs more of this right now.

    Thank you DUE

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