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Super awesome nautical puns

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    Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    S. wrote: »
    saint2e wrote: »
    First thing to come to mind was "Unfathomable"...

    But I'm big on puns.

    It's probably going to be something really obvious, but I don't get this. Please explain. :(

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fathom

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    capable heartcapable heart Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
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    shadydentistshadydentist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like 'IM ON A BOAT'

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hear you like boats so we put a...

    nah

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    Hobbit0815Hobbit0815 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm on a Boat.

    (A MOTHER FUCKING BOAT)


    ... Period....

    Or The Seaward. lol.

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    HMS B1tchHMS B1tch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    World of Oarcraft is wonderful. The Seaward is pretty sweet too (Arrested Development was so under appreciated).

    Aqua Selzer

    Seas the Day

    Rudder's the Matter

    The Jib is Up

    Sea Ya Later

    Nautilingus



    Also, what's your dad's job? Could get some pun ideas there.


    EDIT:
    Nauty Buoy
    /end of thread

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    HypatiaHypatia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Boaty Call
    Better Schooner Than Later
    I'd Rather Be Sailing

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    Jimmy KingJimmy King Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sloop Doggy Dogg
    You Make Me Wanna Sloop

    Your boat probably is not a sloop, but whatever.

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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Sloop da Woop

    Edit: from an actual fine vessel that I came across:

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    most awesome boat name ever here:
    sgt. grumbles

    i saw that written in a bathroom stall the other day too. people looked at me weird for erupting in childish laughter while in the toliet stall.
    man, fuck public schools.

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    EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    as in the Sgt. Grumbles from PBF?

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    Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SGT GRUUUUUUMBLES

    PBF098-Sgt._Grumbles.jpg

    A good name, not too punny though.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Player's Argon Buster

    What is this a reference to?

    The rarely appreciated X series of games by Egosoft (X2, X3, X3:Terran Conflict).

    Ships in the game, by default, are named %playername%'s %manufacturer_species% %modelname%

    So if you have aquire Buster class ship, which is made by the Argon, and your name is the default Player, it would, by default, be called "Player's Argon Buster"

    [edit] it was mostly a joke suggestion, as only about 1/1000 people would get it, and only if all those 1,000 people happened to be geeks.

    Heh.

    EVE does that as well, and the ship's name shows up on system scans so people rename their crappy noob ships and transporters 'Szechuanosaurus's Titan' etc.

    Suckin' Dicks Paid for This Boat
    Not Smuggling >_>
    My Other Boat is Full of Cocaine
    This Name Keels Me

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    Smug DucklingSmug Duckling Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Help! I'm Trapped In A Boat Factory!

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    "If you can read this, I've capsized."

    Only printed upside down.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stormin' Oarman.

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    HMS B1tchHMS B1tch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That's pretty funny:P

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh! Oh! I've got it!

    "Face Oscillating Between Breasts"

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nostromo
    The Odysskey
    Roman Polanski
    Economic Stimulus Plan

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    RoundBoyRoundBoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Seaword or Das Boat

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    a penguina penguin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Seaward is far too awesome to pass up.

    Verboaten is also grand.


    "Was in a Box"

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    brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Willeth wrote: »
    Oh! Oh! I've got it!

    "Face Oscillating Between Breasts"

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Not sure if it was posted already.

    Saw it today.

    $ea Note

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Boat

    like in One Crazy Summer

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    AlphariusAlpharius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I know where you sailed last summer
    H2Whoa
    I can has cheezboater
    How I mine for fish?
    all your seabass are belong to us
    I'm in ur boat, killing your seamans
    I'd rather be flying
    How am I sailing? 1-800-1234

    or my personal favourite: "]-[arlequin is so great that I named my boat after him"

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    shutzshutz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "The Brown-nose" (as a kind of homage to the "Bluenose", the sailboat that's on Canadian dimes)
    "My other boat is a submarine"
    "Toys Oar Us"
    "It was on sail"
    "Sp'anchor"
    "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Boat" (bonus points if you paint it yellow)
    "How long can you tread water? Ha ha ha!" (references an old Bill Cosby bit)
    "I'm with stupid", along with an arrow pointing up.

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