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In Which We Become Ubermensch

Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
So, last night I bought a bottle of wine, but apparently, the one corkscrew this chickenshit apartment possesses went AWOL-- into the Abyss, as it were. At this point, most untermensch would think, "I'll never drink that bottle of wine, I don't have the proper tools!" and then said under-person would die shameful a death in the gutter. What I did was bust out a couple of screws, a screw diver and a wire cutter and through the force of leverage and by of will, I got that bitch open.

I am now in the midst of enjoying sweet vino, a discount steak, garlic mushrooms, and the second finest James Cameron film (Aliens, the first finest is, of course, T2: Judgement Day). All of this because I have transformed my universe through power of will, just as Nietzche said in whatever Alan Moore book it was that quoted him.

Let us now speak of times in which we have beaten Fate right in its smug face and triumphed over our world through the power of will. This is the thread in which we become Ubermensch, if only if it means tying one on during the weekday

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    super duper supermen

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    Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
    Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You went through all that effort? I just jab the cork with my keys until it falls into the wine.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aliens is a pretty fuckin' great movie.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    The same thing happened to me once, so I made a makeshift corkscrew by cutting around the edge of a penny with heavy-duty scissors.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    You went through all that effort? I just jab the cork with my keys until it falls into the wine.
    And this is why I am the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and you masturbate to the transgendered visage of Allanah Starr (do not think that I do not see through your feeble, flailing attempts at Ubermenschery).

    DON'T GO IN THERE HICK IT'S JUST HAMSTERS

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i opened a glass coke bottle with my keys the other day

    does that count

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, with these stories, I'm starting to think that you guys are just lesser supermen. Unterubermenschs, if you will.

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  • I Is The MooseI Is The Moose Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    real men live with and accept disappointment

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sure thing, dad.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Aliens is a pretty fuckin' great movie.

    better than alien?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    The same thing happened to me once, so I made a makeshift corkscrew by cutting around the edge of a penny with heavy-duty scissors.

    h5 MacGyver

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I disconnected my car alarm today

    The Ubermensch does not need a howling siren to know when his property is under tresspass

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alien is the better movie, Aliens is the more fun movie. Alien 3 is a disappointing movie, Alien: Resurrection is the more disappointing movie.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    plus it was going off randomly

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alien is the better movie, Aliens is the more fun movie. Alien 3 is a disappointing movie, Alien: Resurrection is the more disappointing movie.

    i love alien but it kills me that it looks like it is doing jazz hands in the air duct scene

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The scariest jazz hands of all times.

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alien is the better movie, Aliens is the more fun movie. Alien 3 is a disappointing movie, Alien: Resurrection is the more disappointing movie.

    I may get eviscerated for this but I find it funny that the Terminator franchise is almost exactly the same. Hopefully the 4th movie wont follow suite.

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    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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  • I Is The MooseI Is The Moose Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spoilers: I can't tell any of the alien movies apart

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i once opened a glass coke bottle with my hand

    cause that shit was mexican coke

    gotta drink that shitttt

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spoilers: I can't tell any of the alien movies apart

    what the fuck.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    one time i beat up six dudes

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i was just hells of campaigning and politickin

    we was smoking hells of weed and planning

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    You went through all that effort? I just jab the cork with my keys until it falls into the wine.
    And this is why I am the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and you masturbate to the transgendered visage of Allanah Starr (do not think that I do not see through your feeble, flailing attempts at Ubermenschery).

    DON'T GO IN THERE HICK IT'S JUST HAMSTERS
    seriously, that's not prevailing against the odds
    that's being a sucka
    if there's bits of cork floating in your wine (or you had to pick them out) then you should just kill yourself now because you are and will always be trailer trash

    just buy several boxes of Gallo and drink yourself to death

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    one time me and five other dudes got beat up by this one guy

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Alien is the better movie, Aliens is the more fun movie. Alien 3 is a disappointing movie, Alien: Resurrection is the more disappointing movie.

    I may get eviscerated for this but I find it funny that the Terminator franchise is almost exactly the same. Hopefully the 4th movie wont follow suite.
    You are right, you will be eviscerated. And here it goes:

    You are the devil.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spoilers: I can't tell any of the alien movies apart

    The easiest way is to look at Sigourney Weaver's hair. Is it shoulder length? Alien. Is it concentrated in a ball around her head? Aliens. Is she completely bald? Alien 3. Is Ron Pearlman somewhere near her hair? Alien: Resurrection.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    One time I was planning for a trip to Disneyland the next day and I took the biggest dump. Flushed me out to the point where I could tell I wasn't gonna have a poop again for days, even if I was on a 100% fiber diet

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    spoilers: I can't tell any of the alien movies apart

    The easiest way is to look at Sigourney Weaver's hair. Is it shoulder length? Alien. Is it concentrated in a ball around her head? Aliens. Is she completely bald? Alien 3. Is Ron Pearlman somewhere near her hair? Alien: Resurrection.
    that was good for a chuckle

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i killed a guy

    with a toothpick

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    i killed a guy

    with a toothpick

    what did you kill him with

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My brother was killed with by a guy with a toothpick.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    The same thing happened to me once, so I made a makeshift corkscrew by cutting around the edge of a penny with heavy-duty scissors.

    h5 MacGyver

    no one should be without wine

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay I think I totally missed what this thread is about. My apologies

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    i killed a guy

    with a toothpick

    what did you kill him with

    a toothpick

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    one time i beat up six dudes

    6 dudes, eh

    tell me more, pon- anjin

    it was a summer in the old BAD DAYS

    a bunch of dudes pissed on my clothes

    i systematically started fucking up the offending parties to such an extent that one could liken it to a 50,000 fee for jay walking

    i'd tackle dudes even if they was in the midst of lady-folk

    i elbowed one guy in the back of the head while running full tilt

    there was much ass whoopin

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    The same thing happened to me once, so I made a makeshift corkscrew by cutting around the edge of a penny with heavy-duty scissors.

    h5 MacGyver

    no one should be without wine
    tl;dw

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    i killed a guy

    with a toothpick

    what did you kill him with

    a toothpick

    his? or did you supply your own?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fist fighting is the worst and greatest experience ever

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I've never beaten anyone up.

    Does that make me a pussy?

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