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[Game On!] Apples to Fucking Apples

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Rule Number 1: The Carl Sagan card is always played, and never wins.

    Also, the people who submitted Terrorist Attacks and Hugs? I tip my hat to you.

    Daius on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Why thank you.

    Giving a Hug
    Pros: D'awww......
    Cons: Not very explosive.

    Bruce Willis
    Pros: He's Bruce effing Willis.
    Cons: Aging is not an intense process.

    Witch Hunt
    Pros: Nobody expects them until they're too late. They usually involve fire.
    Cons: Makes you want to stab people. But not the witches.

    Napolean Bonaparte
    Pros: Conquered most of the world. Last name would make an awesome finishing move in a fighting game.
    Cons: Short. Not much to go around.

    Terrorist Attack
    Pros: Well, I would only imagine that everything exploding around me would be an intense experience.
    Cons: The terrorists themselves, if they're caught.

    Mel Gibson
    Pros: Braveheart.
    Cons: Well, pretty much everything else.

    Rend on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    2nd cut!

    The following cards are OUT of the running.

    Mel Gibson: Not enough going for him.
    Bruce Willis: Too much going for him.
    Napolean Bonaparte: He lost.

    Leaving:
    Giving a Hug
    Terrorist Attack
    Witch Hunt

    Rend on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I reckon Mel Gibson should go out. Hell, even the 1920s where more intense at times than he has ever been. I mean, remember that Wall Street Crash?

    Edit: Man I'm a slow poster.

    Daius on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Indeed, indeed, daius.

    Rend on
  • DVGDVG Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You keep judging like this, and you have my vote to be the permanent judge.

    DVG on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Intense
    Intense
    Extreme
    Passionate
    Strained


    Giving a Hug
    Intense - Definitely. Can't get enough of it.
    Extreme - Not so much. Happens pretty often, to be honest.
    Passionate - YES.
    Strained - It's pretty easy, and natural. Not really.

    Terrorist Attack
    Intense - ...Probably. >.>
    Extreme - I don't imagine this is on the lower end of the EXTREME spectrum
    Passionate - Heh, this day in age? By definition.
    Strained - Eh, i just don't see it.

    Witch Hunt
    Intense - See: The Crucible.
    Extreme - Innocent until presumed witchy. Trial? Suuure.
    Passionate - Nah, not really, more just mob rule. Not passion so much as ignorance. :p
    Strained - Unless the witch was also a prize fighter.

    Rend on
  • ArkanArkan Registered User
    edited March 2009
    The bomb has been planted.

    Terrorists win.
    Maybe.

    Arkan on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    3rd cut!

    Witch Hunt is, incredibly unfortunately, OUT of the running.

    Witch Hunt: Great, but not the best.

    Sorry, witch hunts. I can only pick one though!

    Rend on
  • DVGDVG Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    DVG on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hugs are pretty goddamn intense.

    Hylianbunny on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    The Decision has been made.

    Let it be known that Rend is, has been, and probably always will be, the eternal softie. Terrorist attacks are an intense thing. Truly intense, with the explosions and the danger and the homeland security, but when I go home and look deep into my girl's eyes, there's only one thing I know.

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    is frickin' intense.

    Rend on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also nice going to Witch Hunts and Terrorist Attacks. Those were really nice choices, I was having a hard time deciding amongst those three.

    Rend on
  • edited March 2009
    Will the winner please reveal themselves, and accept one green card! Just three more, and you win.

    Next card coming up - DVG, you're Judge. Here's your card:

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    robotsunshine on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I give you hugs!

    I honestly thought that one was a bit weak but whatever.

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Take your card you, you....

    DOUBLE APPLE.

    Daius on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    A double apple of VICTORY!

    SpectralSpork on
  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend, do you truly hate America that much? How dare you sir, how dare you.

    Zellpher on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SILENCE! My judgments are without reproach.

    Rend on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Indeed they are Mr. Froggy, indeed they are.

    SpectralSpork on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Indeed they are Mr. Froggy, indeed they are.

    Your motives for supporting me are unquestionable.

    Rend on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Precisely.

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I'd like to make clear that my current hand is terrible, TERRIBLE, for the word Sultry. I don't even have any proper joke choices available to me.

    If anyone wants me I'll be choking on a dictionary.

    Daius on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I had but one choice and it was made of sultry.

    SpectralSpork on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That was pretty sweet judging, rend. I approve of this thread.
    *blue dot*
    Maybe even a throw of the hat into the ring for the next iteration!

    crimsoncoyote on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You guys are playing apples to apples!? How did I miss this!?

    Element Brian on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    You failed Brian. That's how.

    SpectralSpork on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it still possible to join?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Foolish ChaosFoolish Chaos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wish.

    Foolish Chaos on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Lets start a new one! :P

    Grundlterror on
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Lets start a new one! :P

    seconded

    Element Brian on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I, too, would join another iteration.

    Goose! on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can we have two simultaneous threads for the same game though?

    (sorry to post so much in the game thread, should we take it somewhere else?)

    Grundlterror on
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  • DVGDVG Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can we have two simultaneous threads for the same game though?

    (sorry to post so much in the game thread, should we take it somewhere else?)

    See the many D&D Threads for support on running multiple games of the same type.

    DVG on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DVG wrote: »
    Can we have two simultaneous threads for the same game though?

    (sorry to post so much in the game thread, should we take it somewhere else?)

    See the many D&D Threads for support on running multiple games of the same type.

    Also, BSG.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Everyone loves apples to apples.

    Well I knew one guy that didn't, but he was a dick.

    Also, hurry up everyone because I get to judge next omg :3 I doubt I can give as great a presentation as Rend did, but I shall try!

    FlowerEater on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My favorite card I have ever played was "Giving birth" when the green card was "explosive"

    my friends never looked at me the same way again

    Zombiemambo on
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  • DVGDVG Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The best card ever played in Apples to Apples in our circle was "Helen Keller" for "Touch Feely"

    DVG on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Someone at my table once played Michael Jackson to touchy feely.

    Also, we made a custom card into "Orks" (40k orks specifically) and someone played it on "Tough"

    Rend on
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