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[Game On!] Apples to Fucking Apples

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I submitted a manly thing dammit! And if Sunshine says otherwise, it's a lie.

    If the game is over, you are a worthy winner Spork. You Apple Excellent.

    Daius on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I can't help but be Awesome.

    SpectralSpork on
  • AyanaAyana Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I don't want this game to be dead because it's a good source of entertainment for those of us who didn't make the sign ups in time but if it is dead, you guys need to throw in the towel quickly so we can get another one going!!:)

    Ayana on
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  • edited April 2009
    HAH! Submissions coming tonight! Woo!

    robotsunshine on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    HAH! Submissions coming tonight! Woo!

    I'll still win.

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited April 2009
    In the time it's taken for this round to start, culture has changed so much that all our submissions are completely feminine.

    Calling it now.

    Daius on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    In the time it's taken for this round to start, culture has changed so much that all our submissions are completely feminine.

    Calling it now.

    All of my submissions are always manly. Especially those tennis sisters.

    SpectralSpork on
  • edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    In the time it's taken for this round to start, culture has changed so much that all our submissions are completely feminine.

    Calling it now.

    Which reminds me: everyone post your HoloNet ID number so I can teleport your new cards to you before I leave orbit tomorrow night.

    robotsunshine on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    In the time it's taken for this round to start, culture has changed so much that all our submissions are completely feminine.

    Calling it now.

    Which reminds me: everyone post your HoloNet ID number so I can teleport your new cards to you before I leave orbit tomorrow night.

    Damn kids and your holonet. Back in my day we had two cans and a string, and we liked it!

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Back in my day we didn't have the luxury of Forums to play Apples to Apples in. In my day we used to carve our card choices onto a log, and float them down the river!

    Daius on
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  • edited April 2009
    Manly
    1. Tyrannosaurus Rex: Large carnivorous dinosaur of the latter part of the Mesozoic era. My, what big teeth you have!
    2. The Grateful Dead: American rock band, founded in 1965 and best known for their 'Dead Head' fans.
    3. Power Tools: "More power! More power! Argh! Argh!" -Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, Home Improvement
    4. Leaf Blowers: Toro, Toro, Toro!
    5. Handguns: Source of a never-ending controversy as to how to get them out of the hands of the bad guys and into the hands of the good guys.
    6. A Car Crash: "Hey, it was an accident!"
    7. Choir Boys: They sound angelic, but...
    8. Stephen King: 1947-, American author of horror novels, who's sold more than 100 million copies of his books. Talk about frightening...

    robotsunshine on
  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No f'ing way! We have a round! Who is judging again...

    Teslan26 on
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Not me, but you'd better choose my card if you wish to live.

    Also, choir boy? What the hell.

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I don't know about you guys but every time I read Stephen King novels, I get this overwhelming urge to rip off my T-Shirt and do 50 Press-ups, before having a beer and watching some sport.

    Daius on
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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    I have no idea who's meant to be judging next. D:

    You, actually.

    And, hey, the generator seems broken forever! So, get used to text everyone.

    Your next green card is....

    Masculine
    • male
    • manly
    • virile
    Excellent.

    Impress me with your manly ways, chaps.

    Burnage is judging.

    Darian on
  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys but every time I read Stephen King novels, I get this overwhelming urge to rip off my T-Shirt and do 50 Press-ups, before having a beer and watching some sport.

    NO way, I read the books whilst doing 1 handed press ups and drinking a beer. They are just that good.

    Teslan26 on
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I read the books while punching a whale.

    Right in the face.

    Hylianbunny on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holy shit dudes, manly things! TIME FOR THE JUDGING TO BEGIN

    Burnage on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Round One

    T. Rex - PRETTY FUCKING MANLY, but have you seen those arms? REAL MANLY MEN have huge fucking biceps, not tiny little things like that. ELIMINATED.

    The Grateful Dead - Dead? Real mean are IMMORTAL. ELIMINATED.

    Power Tools - WHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR ONTO THE NEXT ROUND.

    Leaf Blowers - Why take a leaf blower, when I've already accepted power tools? ELIMINATED.

    Handguns - Now, here's something that could take power tools in a fight. Nothing more manly than a high-calibre penis substitute such as a handgun. On to the next round!

    A Car Crash - How much damage was caused? A lot? A little? Destruction is always manly, but this one's shaky. On to the next round for now.

    Choir Boys - I'M SORRY THE JUDGE ASKED FOR MEN, NOT BOYS. ELIMINATED.

    Stephen King - Dude has more sex than horror in his horror novels. That's pretty damn manly. On to the next round.

    Burnage on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Round One

    T. Rex - PRETTY FUCKING MANLY, but have you seen those arms? REAL MANLY MEN have huge fucking biceps, not tiny little things like that. ELIMINATED.

    The Grateful Dead - Dead? Real mean are IMMORTAL. ELIMINATED.

    Power Tools - WHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR ONTO THE NEXT ROUND.

    Leaf Blowers - Why take a leaf blower, when I've already accepted power tools? ELIMINATED.

    Handguns - Now, here's something that could take power tools in a fight. Nothing more manly than a high-calibre penis substitute such as a handgun. On to the next round!

    A Car Crash - How much damage was caused? A lot? A little? Destruction is always manly, but this one's shaky. On to the next round for now.

    Choir Boys - I'M SORRY THE JUDGE ASKED FOR MEN, NOT BOYS. ELIMINATED.

    Stephen King - Dude has more sex than horror in his horror novels. That's pretty damn manly. On to the next round.

    That's it! You're dead! Unless you join Team X-Treme in MrB's phalla! I can be bribed/forgiving!

    SpectralSpork on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The final test shall be "How much damage can this thing cause?"

    Power Tools

    Can destroy buildings. A good start.

    Handguns

    Does pitiful damage to buildings, but can definitely screw people over.

    A Car Crash

    Can destroy buildings, trees, AND people! This one could be the winner...

    Stephen King


    Can destroy the moral fabric of our nation's youth. That is clearly more impressive than any of the pitiful options above.

    STEPHEN KING IS THE MANLIEST OF MANLY.

    Burnage on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Power tools and handguns are useless without a person behind them. Like Stephen King.

    I'll take that Green Card, thank you. That makes two for me. Three if I hadn't gotten shafted on Israel.

    Hylianbunny on
  • edited April 2009
    Fancy
    - showy
    - ornate
    - decorated

    Arkan, your turn to judge!

    robotsunshine on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Seriously that Israel call was such bullshit

    fuck you, Darian

    fuck yoooooou

    Hylianbunny on
  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Seriously that Israel call was such bullshit

    fuck you, Darian

    fuck yoooooou

    :(

    Darian on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Meh, second place ain't bad.

    Daius on
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor not a thread watcher!

    SpectralSpork on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
    This game is dead. Carry on.

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Well played everyone. Except Darian. Darian loses.

    Daius on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Darian is the biggest loser.

    I claim myself as the victor due to the three green cards that I should have thanks to Israel. Just listen to all the fans!
    Whoever submitted Israel deserves a fucking medal.

    Seriously.
    Yeah, this one should be easy.
    Guess my impending victory may be delayed a turn.

    fuck global warming.

    Hylianbunny on
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