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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    The Adventures of Volu the Forklift Highjacker:

    Starring Tom Sizemore

    Naw man it was those crazy straightedge kids from Bremerton.

    Those kids used to scoop roadkill off the pavement to throw at suburban homes.

    Fuckin whackjobs, the lot of 'em.

    Now, we never did put bottle rockets in butts, but I do distinctly remember the time the launching tube fell over and our friend Curtis did the splits while midair and twisting 180 degrees to dodge the 3 bottle rockets that were flying toward him. It was seriously some matrix-esque shit, never seen anything like it before or after in my life. I shout a warning, he sees them coming, and like a Goddamn cat he splits his legs just as the first rocket goes between them, leaps into the air while curling his back to avoid the second and ducking to avoid the third. And I'm not talking about those pissant bottle rockets that you (read: we) can (read: did) shoot at things (read: each other.)

    I'm talking like those rockets that are about six inches long and travel a few hundred feet at very high velocity.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vanilla coke was an abortion

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You gone and done it now.

    Gafoto on
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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh come on, the coke formula is going to be programmed into computers that control the factories that manufacture the syrup they use to make coke and that is going to be balanced and regulated by a team of testers and analysts and shit. Not some old dudes slipping secret concoctions into the vats when nobody is looking.

    I mean, there probably are old dudes that do that, but they aren't the coke tsars, they are just janitorial staff and it isn't the secret formula, it's just their bodily fluids.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Man, I can't believe Kurt Cobain killed himself. He should have at least waited till he OD'd.
    he should have killed Courtney instead

    Druhim on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh come on, the coke formula is going to be programmed into computers that control the factories that manufacture the syrup they use to make coke and that is going to be balanced and regulated by a team of testers and analysts and shit. Not some old dudes slipping secret concoctions into the vats when nobody is looking.

    I mean, there probably are old dudes that do that, but they aren't the coke tsars, they are just janitorial staff and it isn't the secret formula, it's just their bodily fluids.

    So what you're saying is the acidic bite in Coke comes from semen.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh come on, the coke formula is going to be programmed into computers that control the factories that manufacture the syrup they use to make coke and that is going to be balanced and regulated by a team of testers and analysts and shit. Not some old dudes slipping secret concoctions into the vats when nobody is looking.

    I mean, there probably are old dudes that do that, but they aren't the coke tsars, they are just janitorial staff and it isn't the secret formula, it's just their bodily fluids.

    So what you're saying is the acidic bite in Coke comes from semen.

    Old mens' semen, yes. And a little bit of urine. Maybe flakes of gallstone in there.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    2pac aint dead

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    Coran Attack!
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    2pac got put into the coke vats

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh come on, the coke formula is going to be programmed into computers that control the factories that manufacture the syrup they use to make coke and that is going to be balanced and regulated by a team of testers and analysts and shit. Not some old dudes slipping secret concoctions into the vats when nobody is looking.

    I mean, there probably are old dudes that do that, but they aren't the coke tsars, they are just janitorial staff and it isn't the secret formula, it's just their bodily fluids.

    So what you're saying is the acidic bite in Coke comes from semen.

    Old mens' semen, yes. And a little bit of urine. Maybe flakes of gallstone in there.

    You know I've been posting in SE++ too long when I find the idea of gallstone flakes to be the most disgusting part of our conversation.

    No, its not that we're discussing the presence of man-jam in the coke vats.

    Its the idea of mineral deposits.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    shit, i thought the same thing

    semen? eh

    gallstones?
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    That's just naaaasty

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Man, I can't believe Kurt Cobain killed himself. He should have at least waited till he OD'd.
    he should have killed Courtney instead

    man what

    we all know Courtney did it

    MrMonroe on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Back in the summer of '02, the summer after my highschool grad, my friends and I spent three to four nights every week hanging out in one of our friend's garage. While technically a garage, it was actually a bonefied nerd-den, with couchs, tables, chairs, an old TV, a pool table, and at peak about 10 PC's playing anything from Age of Empires to Zork (III).

    On friday nights when none of us had to work before 3pm the next day, we'd all show up around 6:30-7:00pm, walk in with our 12's of drink of choice, and sit down for a marathon of Starcraft or Unreal Tournament. We'd order pizza, maybe make a 10:45 snack run to the Gasbar (closes at 11) and sometime around 6 or 7 we'd start to head home, and sleep until we had to get up for our evening shifts at various places in town.

    So whenever I think of Vanilla Coke, I think of sitting down in my camping chair in front of my PC, cracking open the first can of a fresh 12pack, setting it into my drink holder, leaning in to my keyboard, and repeatedly spamming "GOT WOOD" into the pregame chat of AOE:RoR.

    Those were the days.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I imagine him and Courtney squared off

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Man, I can't believe Kurt Cobain killed himself. He should have at least waited till he OD'd.
    he should have killed Courtney instead

    man what

    we all know Courtney did it

    Bullshit. Shotguns are really tough to operate when your only experience with a pump mechanism is a hypodermic.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love cherry coke

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck pogs

    slap wraps are where its at

    that's not even a game

    that's just something you keep putting on until the teacher strangles you

    Larlar on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My friend used some hugeass Spanish coin as a slammer and with it won a shit ton of pogs.

    I wasn't really his friend at the time, not yet anyways, so I called him a "Spaniard" as if it was an insult.

    And really, I really wanted it to be.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    I imagine him and Courtney squared off

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    Only they'd both be aiming at their own heads and it becomes a "You first." "No you first!" competition.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck pogs

    slap wraps are where its at

    that's not even a game

    that's just something you keep putting on until the teacher strangles you

    how is that not a game

    e: great totp hurr

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck pogs

    slap wraps are where its at

    that's not even a game

    that's just something you keep putting on until the teacher strangles you

    how is that not a game

    there's never a change in the outcome

    Larlar on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck pogs

    slap wraps are where its at

    that's not even a game

    that's just something you keep putting on until the teacher strangles you

    how is that not a game

    there's never a change in the outcome

    so you're saying having dinner with your mom isn't a game?

    redfenix on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck pogs

    slap wraps are where its at

    that's not even a game

    that's just something you keep putting on until the teacher strangles you

    how is that not a game

    there's never a change in the outcome

    so you're saying having dinner with your mom isn't a game?

    that's different

    sometimes you get too drunk to have your heart broken again

    Larlar on
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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    fuck pogs

    slap wraps are where its at

    that's not even a game

    that's just something you keep putting on until the teacher strangles you

    how is that not a game

    there's never a change in the outcome

    so you're saying having dinner with your mom isn't a game?

    that's different

    sometimes you get too drunk to have your heart broken again

    believe me, there's no heartbreak when your mom is drinking me

    redfenix on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    I want to give you credit for that, but that was terrible.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i had nowhere else to go with it

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    partial credit

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    watch the pennies, and the dollars take care of themselves

    redfenix on
  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the pennies being 'credit'

    and the dollars being... more credit

    redfenix on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    triple word score

    triple penny score

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh come on, the coke formula is going to be programmed into computers that control the factories that manufacture the syrup they use to make coke and that is going to be balanced and regulated by a team of testers and analysts and shit. Not some old dudes slipping secret concoctions into the vats when nobody is looking.

    I mean, there probably are old dudes that do that, but they aren't the coke tsars, they are just janitorial staff and it isn't the secret formula, it's just their bodily fluids.

    So what you're saying is the acidic bite in Coke comes from semen.

    Old mens' semen, yes. And a little bit of urine. Maybe flakes of gallstone in there.

    You know I've been posting in SE++ too long when I find the idea of gallstone flakes to be the most disgusting part of our conversation.

    No, its not that we're discussing the presence of man-jam in the coke vats.

    Its the idea of mineral deposits.

    Well, man-jam is a product of pleasure whilst gallstones are a product of pain, so there is maybe that.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh come on, the coke formula is going to be programmed into computers that control the factories that manufacture the syrup they use to make coke and that is going to be balanced and regulated by a team of testers and analysts and shit. Not some old dudes slipping secret concoctions into the vats when nobody is looking.

    I mean, there probably are old dudes that do that, but they aren't the coke tsars, they are just janitorial staff and it isn't the secret formula, it's just their bodily fluids.

    So what you're saying is the acidic bite in Coke comes from semen.

    Old mens' semen, yes. And a little bit of urine. Maybe flakes of gallstone in there.

    You know I've been posting in SE++ too long when I find the idea of gallstone flakes to be the most disgusting part of our conversation.

    No, its not that we're discussing the presence of man-jam in the coke vats.

    Its the idea of mineral deposits.

    Well, man-jam is a product of pleasure whilst gallstones are a product of pain, so there is maybe that.

    A little bit of the yin and the yang, one could say.

    deadlyrhetoric on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gallstone Flakes doesn't sound like a very good cereal.

    Speed Racer on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Squall wrote: »
    I think I saw it played when I saw watchmen in theatres, and all I could think during the commercial was "man, I could really go for a pepsi right now"

    Awful.

    Jimothy on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I aim to please

    Squall on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love Coke commercials because they're funny and don't act like I'm an idiot the way Pepsi commercials do

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    zimfan wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I have made some threads before yes

    you've made 4 pages worth of threads

    that's quite a bit man

    naw, he made that one with the Mormons up in it

    whoooo-eee

    That was quite the... thread.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This whole "secret foluma" shit is sooooooooooooo tired.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sprite is the best soda on the planet

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    This whole "secret foluma" shit is sooooooooooooo tired.
    FOLUMA

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