Who was arguing for the sea, and talking about the beach?
The beach kills sea creatures. It's why we go there. To get naked and watch our enemies die.
Wind up to an epic campain of world rescueing proportions we were faced with the embodiment of destruction and hate. However, the DM had forgoten that the party had gotten its hands on a cursed sword which would draw into its self anyone who touched it directly.
The party's rouge just threw it at the end boss and yelled
The DM didn't run another game for years.
Dan: Dude, is there a brothel there? I haven't been laid in years.
DM- Rich: I'm going to kill you.
Dan: What? I didn't have a shaft when I was a skeleton.
DM-Rich: Going to kill you.
*Rich and Dan fight with a bottle of tea*
Levi: I cast calm animals, on these two.
Jeff: I'm pissing on myself right now.
Dan: They're all comatose. You go comatose a lot. You'll get used to it. (Referring to the PCs that aren't present)
Errik: Hey, can't you fix that with miracle?
Dan: ...... that's the people who aren't here right now, dude.
Josh: Thor want to dance erotically.
Rich - You have a bag of tricks.
Levi: Like.... the cereal?
Rich: No, it's useless shit that produces mice.
Levi: I pelt him with mice.
Rich: Errik, you're pelted with mice.
Errik: Aww, it's on. Ghost sound!
Rich: Jeff stands up with feces all over him.
Levi: I create two gallons of water on him
Rich: You see a human standing there. He takes a great-elf off it's back.
All: ....Great... Elf?
Rich: ..... He takes a great axe off his back.
Peter: I will shove my daggers up your ass.
Josh: I shove my axe up your ass.
Levi: I cast repel metal or stone and repel your metal blades from my ass.
Jeff: Alright, one of you mother fuckers has to cut off his wang.
All: Why are you stepping back?
Josh: So the Balor Doesn't sack me.
Random Wall: Why are you doing this? This portrays an unrealistic image of rocks.
Rich: You are sneak attacking a balor's cock. You are a foul human being.