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I wouldn't want that shit on my credit card. You'd go to a job interview with the FBI years later and they'd have a file titled "rape games purchased" just waiting.
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Or is this game really that slow-paced? :P
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WE NEED IT
Now here it is, the LP on the first page because apparently, someone else wondered too!
I guess Figgy's either too busy, or else playing this game melted his mind.
You are a bad man.
Basically, the main problem with this game is that it isn't a game... it's a gothy, foresty 3D lobby that the player navigates through to get to the next non-interactive wolf rape cutscene.
It's not a game, it's a sequence of events. A sequence of events culminating in a rape.
Figgy, if you want to LP this you'll absolutely have to edit stuff out, or alternately speed up the footage through the boring bits. I would have had wayyyyy too many videos in my IWBTG LP if I'd kept everything raw, and they all would have been of me going through the same things over and over again until I died at the same spot. Use Windows Movie Maker, it's pretty decent.
And hey, if you don't feel comfortable or don't have time for editing stuff I don't mind helping out. You could always email me the raw footage and I'll whittle it down for you.
Good luck, my man.
Pretty much. The best LP's are a lot like Chevy Chase taking a pratfall at the beginning of SNL -- people hurting themselves is funny.
Now I just need a headset mic. I barely played the start of the game just to make sure it wouldn't crap out again and I can say without a doubt it is fucking terrible. I'll elaborate more on this if I can get things started.
Any word, josh or Figgy, of when we might get it?
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The interest does not lie in this game being good sir! It has to do with cloud monsters raping little girls and grandma being a twisted senile old bitch.
Alternatively, you could play 10 minutes legit, swear a ton like you do in your other LPs, and then speed the the fuck through to the important stuff.