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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh jesus fucking christ not fucking spiders D:D:D:D:D:

    At least in Dark Messiah of Might & Magic I could just close my eyes (okay I was watching the Let's Play, but still). I don't think I'll be playing this much more with D: spiders D:

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  • WoggleWoggle OheoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Remington wrote: »

    Okay, just a few overly large spiders crawling around...

    Alright a few are coming for yoOH HOLY SHIT IT LEAPED TEN FEET STRAIGHT AT YOU...


    What have you done man?! Those... things + cramped dark places + no flashlight = limed.png
    Please tell me they can't climb on the walls/ceiling.

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  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think I am the only person in the world who has nothing against spiders. In fact I rather like them.

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    I think it's hard for someone not to rage at mario kart, while shouting "Fuck you Donkey Kong. Whose dick did you suck to get all those red shells?"
  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Woggle wrote: »
    Remington wrote: »

    Okay, just a few overly large spiders crawling around...

    Alright a few are coming for yoOH HOLY SHIT IT LEAPED TEN FEET STRAIGHT AT YOU...


    What have you done man?! Those... things + cramped dark places + no flashlight = limed.png
    Please tell me they can't climb on the walls/ceiling.

    They can't...yet.

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  • WoggleWoggle OheoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LaCabra wrote: »
    Woggle wrote: »
    Remington wrote: »

    Okay, just a few overly large spiders crawling around...

    Alright a few are coming for yoOH HOLY SHIT IT LEAPED TEN FEET STRAIGHT AT YOU...


    What have you done man?! Those... things + cramped dark places + no flashlight = limed.png
    Please tell me they can't climb on the walls/ceiling.

    They can't...yet.

    Why do I have to give you ideas...

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have however had the idea of small fires throughout town out of which you could pull burning logs and kill them with fire. This would work much like the TNT does except the burning logs would be on fire and would only explode maybe one time out of fifty.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LaCabra wrote: »
    I have however had the idea of small fires throughout town out of which you could pull burning logs and kill them with fire. This would work much like the TNT does except the burning logs would be on fire and would only explode maybe one time out of fifty.

    as burning logs do.

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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Please don't make them poisonous spiders.

    And add some kind of spider-torture minigame, where you can pull of legs and such. That might compensate for the traumas this game will now cause me.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ampix wrote: »
    Please don't make them poisonous spiders.

    And add some kind of spider-torture minigame, where you can pull of legs and such. That might compensate for the traumas this game will now cause me.

    They might be a bit worse than poison spiders.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Would it help if I put cowboy hats on the spiders?

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Remington wrote: »
    Would it help if I put cowboy hats on the spiders?

    Yes.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Can the sound they make as they leap towards you be a "yeeeee-haaaaaw"?

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cowboy hats covering the spiders completely so that it's just jumping cowboy hats going "YEEEE-HAWWW" plz.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Perhaps I'll release an arachnophobe patch that changes the spiders into... something far less cool.

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Balloons. Or flowers. Something pansy-ish for all the little babies that can't handle the spiders.

    I don't like spiders, but I revel in slaughtering them with weapons.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ampix wrote: »
    Cowboy hats covering the spiders completely so that it's just jumping cowboy hats going "YEEEE-HAWWW" plz.

    This seriously made me LOL.




    LEWL

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Balloons. Or flowers. Something pansy-ish for all the little babies that can't handle the spiders.

    I want to hear more suggestions for things that are lame and pansy.

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  • BroncbusterBroncbuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ammo murses.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I mean to replace the spiders.

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  • WoggleWoggle OheoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Um... stuffed animals? Squirrels? Rabbits (needs to be white and named Caerbannog)? Bits of fluff?

    Are you going for animate or inanimate?

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  • ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I know almost nothing about this game other than zombies + cowboys + boomsticks. However, based on this knowledge alone, I have decided that it needs zombies that use lassos made out of their own disemboweled intestines.

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  • AdditionalPylonsAdditionalPylons Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Change Spiders for Fruit Fuckers :!!:

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Woggle wrote: »
    Um... stuffed animals? Squirrels? Rabbits (needs to be white and named Caerbannog)? Bits of fluff?

    Are you going for animate or inanimate?

    Pretty sure it'll have to use the same animations/bones as the spider so that the client to server stuff didn't get all fucked up, so inanimate would be the best. I'd just parent it to the root bone so it didn't deform weirdly. A stuffed animal rabbit might be nice.

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  • LittleBootsLittleBoots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Remington wrote: »
    Woggle wrote: »
    Um... stuffed animals? Squirrels? Rabbits (needs to be white and named Caerbannog)? Bits of fluff?

    Are you going for animate or inanimate?

    Pretty sure it'll have to use the same animations/bones as the spider so that the client to server stuff didn't get all fucked up, so inanimate would be the best. I'd just parent it to the root bone so it didn't deform weirdly. A stuffed animal rabbit might be nice.

    Jack-o-lope

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    butterflies. just have them walk around.

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  • AdditionalPylonsAdditionalPylons Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Remington wrote: »
    Woggle wrote: »
    Um... stuffed animals? Squirrels? Rabbits (needs to be white and named Caerbannog)? Bits of fluff?

    Are you going for animate or inanimate?

    Pretty sure it'll have to use the same animations/bones as the spider so that the client to server stuff didn't get all fucked up, so inanimate would be the best. I'd just parent it to the root bone so it didn't deform weirdly. A stuffed animal rabbit might be nice.

    How about......
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    This?:winky:

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hmmm... INTERESTING!

    That was intended for the butterfly. The hand is kinda interesting too, though.

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  • Mustachio JonesMustachio Jones jerseyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It would take more to do and thus defeats the purpose: cute little baby deer, complete with little white spots.

    It would be so good. Moral dilemma or pants-shitting fear. Your call, arachnophobe.

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Here, is this less terrifying for you women? Turtoh-1.jpg

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  • LagnarLagnar Halifax, Nova scotiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Remington wrote: »
    Here, is this less terrifying for you women? Turtoh-1.jpg

    If any thing its more. Look at those eyes, do I want dozens of those chasing me?

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Make the Spiders a weapon like the Snark. Make it the default weapon, and whenever you use it ten spiders spawn that automatically attack you.

    Make them twice as fast and twice as small, and you've got a winner.

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  • AmpixAmpix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    :D I love it!

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A lone cowboy against the elements!
    How long can he endure?
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    FOR A WHILE AS IT TURNS OUT
    a spider eventually got him from behind

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  • CarcharodontosaurusCarcharodontosaurus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LaCabra wrote: »
    a spider eventually got him from behind

    :winky:

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  • Darth NathanDarth Nathan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Loving the lighting in those screens. Any shots of indoor environments?

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The lighting currently sucks indoors, so not yet. :P

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  • RemingtonRemington Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So, I decided to throw this together really quick today. It's a concept I've been trying to talk LaCabra into for a while but he's against it. If we were to do it for real we'd smooth out the bumps and all that but this works as a quick and dirty proof. I wanna know what you guys think:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-VG8YZs9jg

    I think it shows off the map better, makes running zombies down loads more fun, lets you see oncoming obstacles easier, it'd be a blast to see your teammates in the back of the truck shooting at shit and lining up ramps is TONS easier.

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Third person view is like a requirement for vehicles nowadays. It's better in so many ways.

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  • LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It was totally my idea all along.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like it.

    [strike]But LC doesn't, so I'm sort of obliged to.[/strike]

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