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Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Hello to you all! I am Commander Kahn, leader of the legendary group known as the Elite Beat Agents! If you donâ€™t already know about us, I suggest you look here for some very helpful information. Ever since our founding, we have travelled the world helping people in need with the powers of song and dance. If youâ€™re ever in a spot of bother, if the weight of the world is ever on your shoulders, if youâ€™re ever not sure whatâ€™s going on, all you have to do is yell - HEEEEAAALLLLLLPPP!!
followed by your query, and I will be right there to help you out. Unless of course, it is highly classified information.
So what, you may be asking, am I doing here in Critical Failures? Well in one of our recent meetings the idea was posed to me that the best way to find people who need help is by looking on the internet. So this is a one-off oppurtunity. Myself and the Elite Beat Agents our going to run a little forum right here, where they can listen to your problems and help you out. All you have to do is !Sign Up, so we can register you on the Elite Beat Database. And Agents...
DONâ€™T LET ME DOWN!
This is similar to what you people on this forum call a MiniPhalla. Itâ€™s apparently like a main Phalla, but smaller.
The Elite Beat Agents do not look kindly on underhand tactics such as screencaps, anonymous contact, talking with people who are no longer in the game and forming Proboards without letting Commander Kahn know!
Everyone will vote in Bold Red, retract votes in Bold Lime and ask for clarifications in Bold Orange.
We at the agency frown on inactivity. We ask that each member of the EBA forums post at least twice a day, so that we know you still need help from us.
Voting will close at Midnight GMT, because we are currently working covertly in London. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
WINNERS Captain Brooke - Sticks - Found his Treasure Lucy (Little Girl) - warban - Reunited with Dead Father Max - Nitsua - Got his Plate of Fish Norma Carrington (Mason) - GrimmyTOA - Resumed Life of Luxury Chris - Stew_Stick - Film was a Blockbuster
Colonel Bob (Tycoon) - Keika - Regained his Billions
LOSERS Thomas (Seer) - kuhlmeye - Turned to Stone Hulk (Role Blocker) - simonwolf - Turned to Stone Rhombulan - cj iwakura - Exploded Jack - Kime - Turned to Stone Sam - Fiaryn - Gave up Hope Agent Derek (EBA) - Ergandar - Turned to Stone Cap White (Guard) - crimsoncoyote - Turned to Stone Ken Ozu - Tommy2Hands - Turned to Stone Rhombulan - Kay - Exploded Jane - Wildcat - Turned to Stone
Sophie - With Doctor, DBM - Turned to Stone