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[Mini Phalla] Elite Phalla Agents - Day Seven – Epilogue! EBA/Village Victory!

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Day 1 - Are you ready? 3,2,1, GO!

    Hello once again, Critical Failures!

    I've recorded and filed all of your applications, and we've got a very good mix of people looking for help! It is in this thread that you will all be able to talk amongst yourselves about your troubles and why you need to be helped. The Elite Beat Agents are all on hand, ready to do their bit. We have decided that, in the spirit of democracy, all of you will be able to !Vote for who you think is most deserving, while the Agents also make their own decisions on the matter. I'm very excited about all of the possible oppurtu-
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    -nities.

    Hold on a minute, we seem to be getting some unauthorised access to the servers. I'm going to have to get the tech people to look into this. For the mean time, I urge you all to be extra vigilant and protect your personal information. There's no telling what these people could be up to. Please, don't let it get in the way of the spirit of the EBA.

    I will return with another Forum update in 27 hours, which will apparently be Sunday, 1AM GMT, because of some sort of "Daylight Savings" thing. Crazy world, huh?

    Daius on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks a day 1 bandwagon I actually want to win.

    Sticks on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HEEEEEAAAALP!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    Sticks a day 1 bandwagon I actually want to win.

    See, I want to vote for myself, too. But then I also don't want to leave the game the first day :(.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    Sticks a day 1 bandwagon I actually want to win.

    See, I want to vote for myself, too. But then I also don't want to leave the game the first day :(.

    I'm ok with it.


    HEEEEEAAAAALP me please!

    Sticks on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Go get helped, Sticks!

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  • NitsuaNitsua Newport News, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If I'm understanding this correctly, we actually want votes in this phalla? Gonna take me a moment to absorb that.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But the Bad Guys are going to want votes too, otherwise they'll be incredibly easy for the Elite Phalla Agents to find and stop.

    Quite an interesting paradigm, eh, !Rainfall!?

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Are we allowed to vote for ourselves? I doubt it somehow. So, RNG says !Andrew Ryan

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    You have the right to vote for yourself, but Commander Kahn asks for you to please not create any 20-way ties.

    Daius on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !cj iwakura. It must be so.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nitsua wrote: »
    If I'm understanding this correctly, we actually want votes in this phalla? Gonna take me a moment to absorb that.

    Only if you're selfish and not evil, !Nitsua.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    You have the right to vote for yourself, but Commander Kahn asks for you to please not create any 20-way ties.
    So. . . . anyone else tempted?

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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Warban

    Voting me out is a very sane choice.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Andrew Ryan

    Them thar dirty Objectivists.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You can vote for all of those people tomorrow!

    I need HEEEAAAAALP NOW!!!!
    pretty please

    Sticks on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    For sake of clarity, here is the standard Villager PM, minus character flavour text
    You are a regular villager. Each night you may vote for a person to be helped out by the Elite Beat Agents. You will win the game if the Agents help you, or if you survive until the end of the game. If the Elite Beat Agents are eliminated, the village loses.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey guys, what did I miss?

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey guys, what did I miss?

    Me being bandwagoned. Hop on, all the cool kids are doing it.

    Sticks on
  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh, wow I have fans.

    Um..

    !Fiaryn I guess, Thank you.

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Let's see... I guess I can wait a day or two.

    !Sticks

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What happens to the recipient of the red vote?

    We don't really know that there'll be a positive result.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • ErgandarErgandar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Andrew Ryan, for I vote out of complacence and faith in the majority.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    What happens to the recipient of the red vote?

    We don't really know that there'll be a positive result.

    Uhh...!cj, our villager PM says the votes are for who gets the EBA's help, and the winner of the votes win unless they're evil.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    What happens to the recipient of the red vote?

    We don't really know that there'll be a positive result.

    Uhh...!cj, our villager PM says the votes are for who gets the EBA's help, and the winner of the votes win unless they're evil.

    I noticed that, but it still seemed odd. Only one vote, and not a lynch?


    Okay, I guess it makes sense. You get eliminated from the game and 'win' as opposed to dying if you're evil.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tommy2Hands needs help getting his kitty out of a tree. Someone help him!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    What happens to the recipient of the red vote?

    We don't really know that there'll be a positive result.

    Uhh...!cj, our villager PM says the votes are for who gets the EBA's help, and the winner of the votes win unless they're evil.

    I noticed that, but it still seemed odd. Only one vote, and not a lynch?


    Okay, I guess it makes sense. You get eliminated from the game and 'win' as opposed to dying if you're evil.

    Unless this is a trick for me to vote you out so that you can win!

    The EBA has their job cut out for them with the village win condition meaning it's opportunistic to act as suspicious as possible. :lol:

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Well, unless we get something that casts suspicion on someone else, !Kay needs your HAAAAAAAAAEEELP!, guys! Tommy's cat isn't that important.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    What happens to the recipient of the red vote?

    We don't really know that there'll be a positive result.

    The recipient of the red vote gets performed to by the Elite Beat Agents. Whether this is necessarily positive or negative is currently classified information.

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Since it's Day 1, I guess I can vote for Sticks.
    And he bought me some really yummy ice cream as a bribe. :D

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So

    Lots of people want help

    But who actually needs help

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited March 2009
    You certainly need help ohohoho

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Matatat wrote: »
    You certainly need help ohohoho

    Ha chachachacha :whistle:

    If anyone needs help, it's gotta be !Tommy2Hands

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  • manaleak34manaleak34 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !JasonFour requires assistance!

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My kitty's gonna die!!!

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm sure they will be able to help you with your kitty soon Tommy. But I asked for help first, and its impolite to try and cut in line.

    Sticks on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !B:L's Puyo Pop Fever skills could always use some help.

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    !B:L's Puyo Pop Fever skills could always use some help.

    Not as much as you need healp with your Arcana Heart skills.

    And your phalla skills too, sucker.

    !B:L

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Matatat

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Stew_Stick

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