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US,"China, we need to talk." China, "I DO WHAT I WANT."

PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion.Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7965084.stm
Beijing has reacted angrily to a Pentagon report on China's military power, which claimed it was altering the military balance in Asia.
A foreign ministry spokesman called it a "gross distortion of the facts", and urged an end to "Cold War thinking".
Tensions were heightened earlier this month after a confrontation between US and Chinese ships in China's exclusive economic zone south of Hainan, during which China accused the US of spying.
And while the report also welcomed the rise of a peaceful, stable and prosperous China, it added: "Much uncertainty surrounds China's future course, particularly regarding how its expanding military power might be used."
The report estimated China's military spending in 2008 was roughly double that of a decade ago.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    china still cool

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i thought i heard a saxophone

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cyber warfare ain't cool China.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think we'll be okay so long as they leave the Rhineland alone

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i thought i heard a saxophone

    hit it, sax man

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    HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sounds like China needs to get layed.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Cyber warfare ain't cool China.
    cyber warfare is the sexiest warfare

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    China, quit showin' off! We get it, you're big!

    This is assumin' I had somethin' to say to China personified.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck that shit

    china is basically america if it decided to stop fucking around and really step on the lower class with both feet

    and religion

    they were dicks to them cats for a while until they could rein em in

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    china is what totalitarian america could be

    oh man, let's do this baby

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    china is what totalitarian america could be

    oh man, let's do this baby
    The NRA would save us from the Man

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what about those japanese destroyers sent to intercept that north korean missile

    I think thats a bigger deal

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    china's gonna be amusing in about 40 years when they have to start importing females

    also:
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    so pretty

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What happened to you, China?

    You used to be cool.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What happened to you, China?

    You used to be cool.

    China was never cool

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    What happened to you, China?

    You used to be cool.

    China was never cool

    I thought that was pretty obvious of a Simpson's reference.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Barcardi wrote: »
    china's gonna be amusing in about 40 years when they have to start importing females

    also:
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    so pretty

    whoah

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Barcardi wrote: »
    china's gonna be amusing in about 40 years when they have to start importing females

    also:
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    so pretty

    whoah

    Dude, that fucking sucks...

    They need to make like a huge ionic breeze airfilter thing or something to clean that shit up... D:

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ain't being gay illegal in china

    that's gonna get real funny in a couple decades, what with their ridiculous male-to-female ratio

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    ain't being gay illegal in china

    No.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    ain't being gay illegal in china

    No.

    well there you go

    apparently they changed that in 1997

    also reading this page is kind of interesting

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    china is like

    fuck it

    i'mma build a dam that alters earth's axis slightly

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ringo wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    china is what totalitarian america could be

    oh man, let's do this baby
    The NRA would save us from the Man

    you kidding

    china personifies the man

    to beat the man we gotta be more Man than The Man

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    china is what totalitarian america could be

    oh man, let's do this baby
    The NRA would save us from the Man

    you kidding

    china personifies the man

    to beat the man we gotta be more Man than The Man

    S-super man?

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be the man you gotta beat the man!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GONGGGGGG

    dingadingading dinga ding ding ding

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ONE YEAR AGO BRO-THER

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I always think Hogan is going to start speaking the words of satan as his voice lowers in those rants.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YOU WERE EITHER IN, OR YOU WERE OUT BROTHER

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hey china

    had any freedom lately?

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FREE TIBET

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HULK HOGAN IS GONNA DOGGY PADDLE ACROSS THE OCEAN MAN! AND WHEN THE HULKSTER ARRIVES ON THE SHORES OF CHINA HE'S GONNA SHOW IT WHAT AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT MAN! CHINA, YOU CALL YOURSELF THE SLEEPING GIANT, WELL, I FACED A GIANT BEFORE MAN! I FACED A GIANT IN THE RING, AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DID TO HIM DUDE! I'M GONNA PICK YOU UP AND SLAM YOU DOWN TO THE MAT AND SHAKE SOME FREEDOM THROUGH YOUR COMMIE BONES BROTHER MAN!!

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    chinese communist pandas are total dicks, man. adorable though
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    FREE TIBET

    you can't give that shit away

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nobody wants a tibet

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'll have Tibet if no one else is going to bother.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    aw I want some tibet too if you're gonna

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    No no no! No one wanted it a minute ago. I'm not sharing any, I don't want it that much.

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