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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I guess vince is in a jamnow. :V

    edit: you could say he's going to the slamnow.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what the fuck


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I&e


    i've been suffering from overtight strap syndrome (OTSS) for so long

    this product will let me see the world again

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    It's worth mentioning that the shamwow is pretty fucking effective.

    However, it and products like it, smell like fucking ass.

    Camp towels and shammies have this horrible god damned odor.

    It smells...unnatural.

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    IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like that they position the Tiddy Bear such that it appears to be burying its face in cleavage.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Vince puts a little of himself in every shamwow

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua72u9CuKfk&e

    My god the male host is a serial rapist.

    Just look at him.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vince puts a little of himself in every shamwow

    Entirely possible, they are very absorbent when it comes to fluids, bodily or otherwise.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I traveled through europe for a few weeks with a camp towel much like the shamwow.

    By the time we hit scotland we ended up burning them. The stink is...special.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Iroh wrote: »
    I like that they position the Tiddy Bear such that it appears to be burying its face in cleavage.
    Fits every make and model!

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    the slapchop can't do anything a dependable chef's knife can't do
    and a chef's knife can be properly honed and sharpened as necessary

    Look at this tuna. It's boring. Boring tuna, boring life. You don't want to live a boring life.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXcYVh-W14E&

    Official Mask of the Ghostface Killah

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hoooooooooly shit

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    it uses gold plated pads to send electric shocks to your face for the equivalent of doing eight sit-ups with your face per second

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh gee i wonder why you end up with a 'rosy glow'

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    Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    http://www.clipser.com/watch_video/429676

    This is an effective infomercial. They hire genuine whores off the street to talk about their product. She's definitely got a lot of whore credibility, and that gives me confidence in her evaluation of these herbal penis enlargement pills.

    This HAS to be produced by the same person that did the Extenze commercials.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua72u9CuKfk

    edit: godammit rolo

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the ShamWow dude smokes meth?

    why am i not shocked

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I gave my fat clothes to my fat friends.

    hahahahaha i hate that fucking guy so much

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    watch 'loose change'bush stanic speech'and the great global warming swindel(it realy the heat absorving consrete9urban heat island effect) that causes the warming and the killing of cold producing trees(perspiration)and pleese watch ALL of it not just the first few minutes,the evidence about 9-11scam,in loose change is extensive and not just clustered into the first ten minutes,are you one of those nieve people who consider flag waving=patriotism,and the govt is here to"protect us9they told us

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B89Udwm4KeE

    maybe you should watch a real video that has some actual PROOF

    What a good laugh I just had. :^:

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so he agreed to pay this chick $1000

    I'm sorry, vince, but that is not the face of a $1000 hooker

    well

    she's still looking pretty good in a mugshot

    and a mugshot is the worst photo there is, worse then the DMV even

    so she might have looked damn good when the evening began

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so he agreed to pay this chick $1000

    I'm sorry, vince, but that is not the face of a $1000 hooker

    Prostitution is more of a sellers market.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so he agreed to pay this chick $1000

    I'm sorry, vince, but that is not the face of a $1000 hooker

    Prostitution is more of a sellers market.

    I should have held on to my shares, I guess

    I guess there's also a possibility she could have an ass like Helen of Troy, but from the available evidence I'm not convinced he was sober enough for an effective price negotiation.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I have a sort of new found respect for this moron after finding out about his "Underground Comedy Movie".

    http://vince-offer.ytmnd.com/

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I have a sort of new found respect for this moron after finding out about his "Underground Comedy Movie".

    http://vince-offer.ytmnd.com/
    frickin' BOINK!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I have a sort of new found respect for this moron after finding out about his "Underground Comedy Movie".

    http://vince-offer.ytmnd.com/
    frickin' BOINK!

    I love how the audio seems like something that would just loop every few seconds but it's actually a fairly lengthy remix

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I have a sort of new found respect for this moron after finding out about his "Underground Comedy Movie".

    http://vince-offer.ytmnd.com/
    frickin' BOINK!

    I love how the audio seems like something that would just loop every few seconds but it's actually a fairly lengthy remix
    it is really amazing I loved how it just kept going.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    I have a sort of new found respect for this moron after finding out about his "Underground Comedy Movie".

    http://vince-offer.ytmnd.com/
    frickin' BOINK!

    I love how the audio seems like something that would just loop every few seconds but it's actually a fairly lengthy remix
    it is really amazing I loved how it just kept going.

    That's what she said!

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is all really happening? I remember joking that this is how it would go down once vince stepped onto the scene.

    But really?

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    xWonderboyxxWonderboyx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This is all really happening? I remember joking that this is how it would go down once vince stepped onto the scene.

    But really?

    nostradamus over here

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    christ im glad other people saw this too
    i saw 'slapchop' for the first time last night and the only thing i said was " ... it's the tf2 scout. wow."

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my natural reaction to seeing either is 'set him on fire before he gets too close'

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    his faux-hawk makes me want to set him on fire no matter how close he is

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    He actually used to be into Scientology and said that the 'Fair Game' had been enacted on him.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    This looks a lot closer then the scout

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wasn't he arrested in SoFla? Chalk up another celebrity kill for us.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait how many have we killed

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait did you guys see this shit?

    http://www.thetvremote.com/discovery-channel-pitches-reality-show-with-billy-mays/


    Man, Vince is not having a good life right now... First it was all cool snorting blow off of shamwows but now he is burning out and being buried by Billy.


    EDIT: Whoops, wrong link, its been fixed.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    i got a slapchop device years ago

    not an actual slapchop

    that thing is the shit

    man I wish I had more things that needed dicing

    The chopping devices, not necessarily the 'slapchop', work very well, with whatever you need cut up. It's not all hardboiled eggs and stuff.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait did you guys see this shit?

    http://www.thetvremote.com/discovery-channel-pitches-reality-show-with-billy-mays/


    Man, Vince is not having a good life right now... First it was all cool snorting blow off of shamwows but now he is burning out and being buried by Billy.


    EDIT: Whoops, wrong link, its been fixed.
    just another example of how fucking worthless Discovery is

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