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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    that is a classy gesture, geebers.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    get them an edward munch painting

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2009
    And then draw a mustache on it.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    last week, her car catches on fire, this week, someone defaces her poster of edward

    what's next? what's next?

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Edward Munch painting a picture of Edward Munster who is wearing a shirt that has Edward Scissorhands on it. A painting where Edward Munster is at Edward Air Base.

    also something about Edward Jones Financing.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    her car caught on fire? damn

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'd just like to say that I actually like ABBA music and still the movie was absolutely terrible.

    If you want a good movie with ABBA songs, go for Muriel's Wedding. Or don't, because it's actually pretty depressing.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Muriel's Wedding got depressing out of nowhere

    I was not ready for it

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    her car caught on fire? damn

    Yeah, I've been meaning to upload pictures and post 'em, give me a minute and I'll do that.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Muriel's Wedding got depressing out of nowhere

    I was not ready for it
    the only movie I've seen with Wedding in the title was Four Weddings and a Funeral.

    also Rachel Getting Married, which technically didn't HAVE wedding in the title, though that of course was kinda the hinge-point of the movie.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
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    that's the car on fire, I don't know why I didn't get sent a larger picture but whatever

    here is the aftermath:

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    fucking hell

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Was this just random, or some weird arson, or did something happen previously that clued you into the fact that "hey sis your car is totally going to burst into flames" prior to this?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    thankfully, the car was a piece of shit anyways and my sister is fine

    didn't stop me from telling her that I was changing my ringtone for her to "fire down below"

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    BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Do you know if the two incidents are related or not?

    Your sister might wanna call the police or something, this looks like some serious shit

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    she was driving to school, and it died, which it had been doing recently

    so she started it back up, heard a pop, decided to pull over

    and then she saw the flames and got the fuck out of dodge

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    thankfully, the car was a piece of shit anyways and my sister is fine

    didn't stop me from telling her that I was changing my ringtone for her to "fire down below"
    I felt so bad when my friend's house caught on fire last summer.

    My ringtone for him has always been Talking Heads - Burning Down The House.

    I feel like I cosmically jinxed him.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    BigBear wrote: »
    Do you know if the two incidents are related or not?

    Your sister might wanna call the police or something, this looks like some serious shit

    the car fire wasn't arson or anything, and we're pretty sure the poster thing is one of her friends

    and my sister did call the police about the car fire

    she called my dad, yelling "MY CAR'S ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO???"

    he says, "well, get out of the car, first"

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    BigBear wrote: »
    Do you know if the two incidents are related or not?

    Your sister might wanna call the police or something, this looks like some serious shit

    the car fire wasn't arson or anything, and we're pretty sure the poster thing is one of her friends

    and my sister did call the police about the car fire

    she called my dad, yelling "MY CAR'S ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO???"

    he says, "well, get out of the car, first"
    women

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    "I am out of the car!"

    "Have you considered calling 911?"

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Geebs I'm sorry you had to find out from me.

    You are Defender's brother, because you clearly share a sister.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    now now
    that's not fair

    that's just a normal chick retard thing

    not a super retarded thing like defender's sister would do

    defender's sister would probably go back into the burning car to try and recover her illicit drugs

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    do I...do I make a hotboxing joke?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    defender is on his first plane out to visit you geebs

    gonna give you a huge hug

    then tell you why everything you like is terrible

    in excrutiating detail

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    that's okay he can tell me all he wants, I'll just be sittin' over here, knowin' he's wrong

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    my sister grabbed her phone as she exited the car

    she left her homework

    it survived, to her displeasure, thanks to the fire department

    also apparently everyone at her high school noticed the car on fire on the way to school, and she had to constantly answer "hey did you see that car on fire?" with "I had a pretty good look, yeah"

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I just clicked on this page and hey people are talking about me for some reason.

    Anyway, I am surprised at how shitty Offer looks in that picture. Like he really just looks like a fucking zombie or something.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    geebs the problem here is that you like things which are awful

    you entire premise is flawed

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "I am out of the car!"

    "Have you considered calling 911?"

    This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    "I am out of the car!"

    "Have you considered calling 911?"

    This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.
    hahahahhahahahahhahahah

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    protip

    we are all a little bit retarded

    and gay

    omegatofuninja moreso than anyone else

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    geebs the problem here is that you like things which are awful

    you entire premise is flawed

    wat

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    "I am out of the car!"

    "Have you considered calling 911?"

    This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.
    hahahahhahahahahhahahah

    I am losing money every day I do not have a camera crew following her.

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