Edward Munch painting a picture of Edward Munster who is wearing a shirt that has Edward Scissorhands on it. A painting where Edward Munster is at Edward Air Base.
Was this just random, or some weird arson, or did something happen previously that clued you into the fact that "hey sis your car is totally going to burst into flames" prior to this?
it survived, to her displeasure, thanks to the fire department
also apparently everyone at her high school noticed the car on fire on the way to school, and she had to constantly answer "hey did you see that car on fire?" with "I had a pretty good look, yeah"
This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.
This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.
This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.
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I am losing money every day I do not have a camera crew following her.
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what's next? what's next?
also something about Edward Jones Financing.
If you want a good movie with ABBA songs, go for Muriel's Wedding. Or don't, because it's actually pretty depressing.
I was not ready for it
Yeah, I've been meaning to upload pictures and post 'em, give me a minute and I'll do that.
also Rachel Getting Married, which technically didn't HAVE wedding in the title, though that of course was kinda the hinge-point of the movie.
that's the car on fire, I don't know why I didn't get sent a larger picture but whatever
here is the aftermath:
didn't stop me from telling her that I was changing my ringtone for her to "fire down below"
Your sister might wanna call the police or something, this looks like some serious shit
so she started it back up, heard a pop, decided to pull over
and then she saw the flames and got the fuck out of dodge
My ringtone for him has always been Talking Heads - Burning Down The House.
I feel like I cosmically jinxed him.
the car fire wasn't arson or anything, and we're pretty sure the poster thing is one of her friends
and my sister did call the police about the car fire
she called my dad, yelling "MY CAR'S ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO???"
he says, "well, get out of the car, first"
"Have you considered calling 911?"
You are Defender's brother, because you clearly share a sister.
that's not fair
that's just a normal chick retard thing
not a super retarded thing like defender's sister would do
defender's sister would probably go back into the burning car to try and recover her illicit drugs
gonna give you a huge hug
then tell you why everything you like is terrible
in excrutiating detail
she left her homework
it survived, to her displeasure, thanks to the fire department
also apparently everyone at her high school noticed the car on fire on the way to school, and she had to constantly answer "hey did you see that car on fire?" with "I had a pretty good look, yeah"
Anyway, I am surprised at how shitty Offer looks in that picture. Like he really just looks like a fucking zombie or something.
you entire premise is flawed
This sort of implicit assumption that the person on the other end of the phone is a complete moron is exactly how my father would handle it if my sister did this. But in her case, it would've been because she was busy giving a dog or hobo a blowjob while he smoked and then she hit a telephone pole at 45 MPH and the open container of gasoline in the back seat spilled and caught fire.
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This guy's getting his own show!
I am losing money every day I do not have a camera crew following her.