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Things what depress you and such (ITT: FAQ does not return things he has borrowed)

BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
Some of us are emotional and psychological wrecks that get depressed at the drop of a hat and euphoric at the speed of an even faster dropped hat.

What are some of the things that make you feel bad and sad and super not rad? Be it songs, pictures, quotes, or hitting a beautiful owl with your SUV.

I'll start you all off -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN4nyiOx0Xo

No?
Ok, here is this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amLGh8Yf6c8

For real though -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-GmrRXk_hg

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You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nothing depresses me, I am high on life.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I used to be high on life, but then I kind of built up a tolerance and moved on.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Actually, I was pretty sad when we demolished a possum last night driving home from the pub.

    Thing landed under the front-left wheel whilst we were traveling around ~40mph. Pretty sure it was an instant KO, which is a relief I guess.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    artwork_images_117778_151374_mark-ryden.jpg

    This picture makes me super happy and amazed at the world, having produced an artist that is able to articulate his own vision into this little creepy image.

    'sall good.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm pretty okay with things! Things would be better if people would stop bitchin' about how terrible everythin' is, though.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's depressing that In Flames went from putting out such great music to putting out such trite pieces of shit such as their latest album.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Going out for a night on the town only to see every single half decent chick with a really stupid looking douchebags with a sideways cap, lazy eyes, slouching back, retarded peircings and making conversation that is so fucking forced and boring even a chimp would be turned off.

    Seriously I saw this fucking hot chick that was was all over a guy in this queue for food with a docket. ALl he said was "Oh I have number 7... number seven is... my... lucky number... is there anything significant in your life with the number ...7?" Seriously? This is how you talk to a chick? Oh and the delays were not added either and yet the chick was all over this guy.

    And then I come home alone thinking "How the fuck does this work?"

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You need to be a badass Waka.

    Chicks love it when you treat them like shit, as long as you're wearing an awesome leather jacket and have stubble. Smoking helps I guess.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    It's depressing that In Flames went from putting out such great music to putting out such trite pieces of shit such as their latest album.

    Whoracle was such a good album

    and that was the beginning of them turning into huge fags.

    Cloud Connected was all like, "It is not evident that we were ever good at stuff"


    waka has the right idea.

    But usually when you do net a girl who are into guys like that it is like talking to a mongoloid.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wish I was dead

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You need to be a badass Waka.

    Chicks love it when you treat them like shit, as long as you're wearing an awesome leather jacket and have stubble. Smoking helps I guess.

    Yeah I figured that much out, but I'm not going to resort to looking like a neanderthal waste heap just to appease a chick.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, um, I'm listening to The Smiths right now.

    That's getting me pretty depressed.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    It's depressing that In Flames went from putting out such great music to putting out such trite pieces of shit such as their latest album.

    Their latest album is a vast improvement over everything between it and clayman, though.


    depressing sexy french lady

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dwelling on the fact that i'm single can be depressing from time to time

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    I wish I was DE?AD

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    religion

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have been depressed before! It is a true thing that has happened. To me.

    When I'm depressed I tend to do things like re-watch The Big Chill or my favourite episodes of Band of Brothers, which generally syncs with and then reverses my not-rad feelings.

    Also I have a pathetic tendency to pour whiskey into a glass and drink it while dancing (badly) to really bad records I liked in high school or college. Because playing it in vinyl is so much more "wah wah wah my life sucks" than just putting in a CD, really. Like uhh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G1L6LD2UNs

    or
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6omZ5GsuGrI

    Or even worse, The Cure. But my ex hated The Cure, so I stopped that for a while.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    dwelling on the fact that i'm single can be depressing from time to time

    oh yeah that too

    at least you haven't been at some time in the past!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fat people.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Chemical Imbalances.

    Yay! :D

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When people do not take the time out every day to smoke some fucking 420 weed

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Elif is from Batman, a grey, bleak town in the south-east of Turkey nicknamed "Suicide City".

    Ahaha I remember the topic about this town a few months back.

    Who'd have thought that this town was so notorious?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I made you sad today, Dely

    I will probably make you sad again tomorrow

    I'm sorry

    Lost Salient on
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Large women
    who think they are hot

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wearing tight clothes or talking to a man who is not a relative is sometimes all it takes to blacken the family name. Mr Peker said women who are told to kill themselves are usually given one of three options – a noose, a gun or rat poison. They are then locked in a room until the job is done.

    A woman's fate is usually decided during a "family council", when the extended family meets to discuss breaches of honour. In these meetings, it is agreed how the victim must be killed. If it is not to be a forced suicide, a killer is chosen. The youngest member of the family is often ordered to kill, in the belief they will be treated more leniently if caught.

    What the fuck.

    Now I really am getting depressed. Great job guys.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sometimes in Kyrygyztan they kidnap women and force them to marry some dude
    bride kidnappings and such
    lots of dead ladies there

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The thing that is depressing me right now?

    I've got the fucking theme song from Enterprise stuck in my head.

    I've seen maybe two episodes of the show but SciFi was running a marathon and whenever I would flip past it the damned song was playing.

    I'm going to go boil my head.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Large women
    who think they are hot

    Oh man I'm with you on this one. Theres this one chick who is a total stuck up bitch at my workplace, cellulite everywhere while wearing see-through tops, fake eyelashes and enough make up that it's more like wallpaper and grout and she still things she's hot. She was being a total bitch to me so I basically called her out and said "You know what, someone could come in here and replace you with a pig wrapped in muslin and no one would think you're gone"

    The look on her face was priceless.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »

    In the distance the sound of a million forehead slaps could be heard all at once.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    deformed babies

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I feel incapable of being depressed about my life.

    My situation, viewed objectively, sucks yet I don't feel bad about it, really.

    I get moments which upset me, or brief periods where I might feel overwhelmed by the shittiness of my life, but those times are fleeting and don't last long.

    Hooray!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I feel incapable of being depressed about my life.

    My situation, viewed objectively, sucks yet I don't feel bad about it, really.

    I get moments which upset me, or brief periods where I might feel overwhelmed by the shittiness of my life, but those times are fleeting and don't last long.

    Hooray!

    I want what you're on.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fat kids

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Large women
    who think they are hot

    the other day in a lecture I sat down and looked around and there was this fat cow with her fatty fat sticking out of her pants and I could see it between the seats and I actually had to climb up a few rows so that I couldn't see it. Yuck.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    I feel incapable of being depressed about my life.

    My situation, viewed objectively, sucks yet I don't feel bad about it, really.

    I get moments which upset me, or brief periods where I might feel overwhelmed by the shittiness of my life, but those times are fleeting and don't last long.

    Hooray!

    I want what you're on.

    Here you go!

    :^:

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    small dogs

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    I feel incapable of being depressed about my life.

    My situation, viewed objectively, sucks yet I don't feel bad about it, really.

    I get moments which upset me, or brief periods where I might feel overwhelmed by the shittiness of my life, but those times are fleeting and don't last long.

    Hooray!

    Anyone who has the free time and resources to access an internet message board spawned by a webcomic does not have room to gripe too much, aside terminal illness and divorce.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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