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The median house price of a house in Detroit is now $7,500.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    Andrew_Jay wrote: »
    Without the captions, I would have had to guess I was looking at pictures of Chernobyl.

    Detroit, Pripyat... same number of letters, kinda similar... hmmm.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Yeah, there are some people trying to do the same in Pontiac. If it works, good on them; but in situations where it has worked before (Portland, Brooklyn and the LES of NYC), the 'artists' typically feel really betrayed and alienated when rich white people start moving in and completing the gentrification process.

    I get really annoyed when they complain so much about something that they initiated to begin with.
    They did not expect themselves to be part of an ongoing process. They thought everything was said and done and now they could just make use of the debris and no one would be interested in it again. It's a nice dream, I must admit.

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    YarYar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah well that song is as old as time. It's not cool once it went mainstream, maaannnnnn. But that doesn't really matter. The artists get what they want, ridiculously low cost of living and a community that, besides crime, probably isn't going fuck with them. They can paint a wall or create some crazy structure and it's unlikely any homeowners association or neighborhood council or cop is going to bother with it. Plus they get to avoid all those mainstream professionals for a while because they don't exist there. If they are successful at being truly creative, then their reward is getting pushed out. Eventually they can find somewhere else.

    P.S. I'm pretty sure some of those photos are staged. I mean, I'm sure there's plenty of abandoned property all over the place, but so many of the props seem a little too carefully strewn about.

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    variantvariant Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Always worse before it gets better. Pittsburgh was covered in a black fog and no jobs when the steel industry imploded, now it's one of the cleanest cities in the country, one of the few cities that added jobs in 2008, and has a stable housing market.
    Detroit just needs to shrink and it too will recover, hopefully.

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    YarYar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah that's the larger idea of the artist thing I was saying. Detroit was a one-trick pony for too long. It very likely can become a diverse center of business and commerce someday as long as government does everything they can to attract business and neighborhoods revitalize.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Yar wrote: »
    Yeah that's the larger idea of the artist thing I was saying. Detroit was a one-trick pony for too long. It very likely can become a diverse center of business and commerce someday as long as government does everything they can to attract business and neighborhoods revitalize.

    I agree, but the question that remains is "when will the government in Detroit start showing an interest in that?"

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    variantvariant Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    Yar wrote: »
    Yeah that's the larger idea of the artist thing I was saying. Detroit was a one-trick pony for too long. It very likely can become a diverse center of business and commerce someday as long as government does everything they can to attract business and neighborhoods revitalize.

    I agree, but the question that remains is "when will the government in Detroit start showing an interest in that?"

    Once things get a little worse, people are going to get ticked, and hopefully you'll have a few that are willing to stand up, make a difference, take charge, and take back the city.

    What WOULD be amazing, though only ideal, would be if a few corporations got together and asked their employees to voluntarily move to help them set up a new headquarter/office in Detroit, which would bring lots of low level jobs that all these unemployed people could take up and soon enough it would attract retailers and create even more jobs. Though it would generally be low-level jobs for a long time, it's better than nothing and there's still the problem of a lazy/corrupt government.

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When I read about Detroit, there is something in the back of my head whispering "Opportunity!"

    Maybe I should go buy a cheap home and start up a liquor store or something.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    so... for the cost of a credit card that I can most definitely be qualified for, I could get a house in Detroit?

    Seriously?

    hmmmmm This will take some looking into.

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    DukiDuki Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A lot of people are going to make a lot of money if they buy up property in Detroit now, and it starts bouncing back.

    It's not the safest investment, but Lord could it be good.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Duki wrote: »
    A lot of people are going to make a lot of money if they buy up property in Detroit now, and it starts bouncing back.

    It's not the safest investment, but Lord could it be good.

    Trouble is you might have to wait 40 years for the bounceback :P

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But still, moving into Detroit, investing in the house and the area, and getting to help decide just where the city can go from where it is now?

    Helping to rejuvenate the city and steer it away from crumbling and into something even better?

    That sounds....

    Quite appealing.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    But still, moving into Detroit, investing in the house and the area, and getting to help decide just where the city can go from where it is now?

    Helping to rejuvenate the city and steer it away from crumbling and into something even better?

    That sounds....

    Quite appealing.

    if you don't get murdered in your home

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    GrombarGrombar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Damn, there are properties in Detroit going for less than a hundred bucks.

    Probably with strings attached, but still.

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Just think: one could maybe buy some cheap properties and wait for them to be bought out by companies wanting to demolish a whole area. Might take a while, but it will probably happen someday.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    KungFu wrote: »
    Just think: one could maybe buy some cheap properties and wait for them to be bought out by companies wanting to demolish a whole area. Might take a while, but it will probably happen someday.
    Are you willing to wait a decade for that to happen and then get maybe 150% of your investment back?

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    evilmrhenryevilmrhenry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grombar wrote: »
    Damn, there are properties in Detroit going for less than a hundred bucks.

    Probably with strings attached, but still.

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    Fixer-uper! Only $100!

    (To be honest, I'm more worried about the $100 homes that look normal....)

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    KungFu wrote: »
    Just think: one could maybe buy some cheap properties and wait for them to be bought out by companies wanting to demolish a whole area. Might take a while, but it will probably happen someday.
    I think it'd be more fun to just refuse to sell, no matter how much they offered. Imagine if, right in the middle of Manhattan Island, there was a crumbling, decrepit house which the owner's absolutely refused to sell, like the one in that picture above. In a hundred years, that could be you!

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    MalaysianShrewMalaysianShrew Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, detroit has turned into the purple properties in Monopoly. $100 and rent is $30.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    KungFu wrote: »
    Just think: one could maybe buy some cheap properties and wait for them to be bought out by companies wanting to demolish a whole area. Might take a while, but it will probably happen someday.
    I think it'd be more fun to just refuse to sell, no matter how much they offered. Imagine if, right in the middle of Manhattan Island, there was a crumbling, decrepit house which the owner's absolutely refused to sell, like the one in that picture above. In a hundred years, that could be you!

    Eminent domain is pretty awesome.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm honestly tempted. I mean, for $200 I could own 4 houses. I just feel like this is kind of a... something.

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm honestly tempted. I mean, for $200 I could own 4 houses. I just feel like this is kind of a... something.

    It's kind of a good way to waste $200. I mean, it's sort of like saying, if I buy stock that costs $.01/share, then for $200 I can buy 20,000 shares of stock! Then if the stock only goes up a dollar, you've made $20,000! There's a reason people don't invest that way.

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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm honestly tempted. I mean, for $200 I could own 4 houses. I just feel like this is kind of a... something.

    See if you can puzzle together a whole block/neighborhood for a couple of hundred. You know, like on a Monopoly board.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    enc0re wrote: »
    I'm honestly tempted. I mean, for $200 I could own 4 houses. I just feel like this is kind of a... something.

    See if you can puzzle together a whole block/neighborhood for a couple of hundred. You know, like on a Monopoly board.

    This is what I'm saying!

    I mean it's obviously worthless, but it's also houses that I would just own. Be all "oh I have 20 or 30 houses *cough* in Detroit *cough*"

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You could buy seven houses and be ballin' as John McCain.

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    Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    KungFu wrote: »
    You could buy seven houses and be ballin' as John McCain.
    Haha, even better, if you also buy 4 houses that could collapse at any minute, you could also use his line "well I don't really know how many houses I own... somewhere between 7 and 11."

    But everybody knows that buying Baltic Avenue is a loser strategy.

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    Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pi-r8 wrote: »
    It's kind of a good way to waste $200. I mean, it's sort of like saying, if I buy stock that costs $.01/share, then for $200 I can buy 20,000 shares of stock! Then if the stock only goes up a dollar, you've made $20,000! There's a reason people don't invest that way.

    Well, actually there are plenty of people trading in penny shares. Buy for 1p and a 1p increase = doubled monies.

    However, folding and losing everything is equally plausible. Unless you really want a 'Real Estate Portfolio' stay the hell away.

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    GrombarGrombar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The other thing to consider is property taxes. Those are usually significantly more than a hundred bucks.

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I haven't checked, but I would imagine the property taxes would be low - both because of low property value and because wouldn't they be trying to encourage more people to buy this with lower rates?

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think you guys want the $100 houses.

    I really don't.

    Add to that the fact that there are probably still old hobos squatting in them. And that it's very likely that all the pipping and plumbing has been stripped from every one of them (copper theft is HUGE out here).

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    GrombarGrombar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    KungFu wrote: »
    I haven't checked, but I would imagine the property taxes would be low - both because of low property value and because wouldn't they be trying to encourage more people to buy this with lower rates?

    That would make sense, but Michigan apparently has a reputation for keeping its property taxes ridiculously high, even on devalued properties.

    Still, it's kinda cool to think that you could buy a city block with your next paycheck.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    buy a whole block, tear down everything, and put in a dirt bike track

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    Gar kingGar king Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wow this thread has perfect timing as I just went down to Detroit today with my family. Every store we went to on the way has the cashier's counter complete encased in bullet-proof glass, Even the Mc Donalds we went to

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    You could leave it how it is and maybe build a sweet paintball field out of a neighborhood

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    Gar kingGar king Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    or buy a whole block and let homeless people live there, then you can be king of the homeless people

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Gar king wrote: »
    or buy a whole block and let homeless people live there, then you can be king of the homeless people

    That's socialist.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I vote the forums band together and buy Detroit in entirety. We then set up cross-subforum West-side-story-esque gang wars.

    And cross-subforum paintball sessions.

    Turn it into Mos Eisley

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'd probably just pay to put a statue of an amalgam of all the 20th century mayors of Detroit with "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair" inscribed below it on the property.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Actually I want to get a government grant to turn the entirety of Detroit into a giant postmodern artwork

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm seriously thinking about doing this.

    Me and a few of my friends, all get together and buy a house, I found one for just over 21k, 5 bedrooms.

    a mortgage on that, for 10 years is $270/month. For 4 working adults......

    We could rule the neighborhood

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