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[Game On] Dawn of Holy Crap They Actually Patched

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  • CaspianCaspian Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smaug6 wrote: »
    3 d-cannons against tac squad, then just chain use singularity on each d-cannon in turn.

    Minced Tac Squad Spam!

    D-cannons are definitely effective against tacspam, but the problem is getting to T3, spending 1200/120 req/power on D-cannons, and taking that tac blob out- especially lining those singularities up in such a way that the tac squads don't retreat after the first D-cannon blast and escape. Once they know what you're up to, expect to eat a shotgun scout or two to disrupt the cannons and then have that tac-blob steamroll you while the apoth pops advanced healing to fix up any tacs that were injured by errant cannon blasts.

    edit: a decent way to line up d-cannon blasts like this is WSE's phase armor if you're feeling brave- I've seen it used to brilliant effect in replays before, but I just can't seem to pull it off frequently enough.

    Caspian on
  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    An annoying thing:

    Oh shit, a big melee blob headed this way! A perfect chance to use anti-grav grenade!

    *Grav-gren issue ordered, cooldown starts, WSE starts his homotastic animation*

    And then the chain knockdowns begin, the cooldown is still used, no grenade is thrown, but after a metric assload of knockdowns, out of the middle of this melee mob, I see my grenade fly out and land in the middle of nowhere.

    I guess I should be thankful that it didn't just waste the energy and cooldown and that he was just so determined to throw that grenade that in the midst of getting agonizingly raped his only thought was "I must throw this grenade."
    Of course, most of you stopped reading at "WSE" anyway.




    the other thing:
    This one was even in my favor and I found it to be BS.

    in-house gimmicky 3v3 last night, eldar v orks, I throw down an eldrich storm and the ork does a select-all+retreat move really quickly. The BS part is that instead of retreating, they all just bunched up right where I called down the storm. Some of these orks actually went out of their way to get into the middle of this thing. I don't know what happened there, but shenanigans were called.



    I'm also embarassed to admit I had no idea that it was free to switch between wargear of the same category/slot you already bought

    This is a huge problem with knockdowns and all grenades. It's very easy to notice with the WSE as he tends to be up in peoples grill with his grenade, acting as a shifting barrier between you and the other guy's army. I can't tell you how many guardian squads have been maimed/lost because a warrior knocked down the guy throwing a grenade, he was killed before he got back up, and then another guy ran forward to throw it instead, into more pounces.

    For those of you having trouble mastering the timing with WSE phase shift timed with an eldritch, a good tip here is that if you retreat the WSE, you will break a phase shift immediately. If you're not confident in your natural timing, wait until the eye of the storm appears, and then retreat. Break the effect and watch the might of the eldar rain down on it's foes.

    Our mission above all.

    Corp.Shephard on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Of course, most of you stopped reading at "WSE" anyway.
    What?

    Goomba on
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  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just wrote up some abbreviated patch notes, they'll be posted on our Blog and forums like in a few minutes. More detailed patch notes will be released on patch day, with more details for people who like details, but that's a minor detail.

    But, just to share the love, I'll leave you with a world-exclusive (for the next few minutes) teaser:

    New 3v3 map coming with the next patch. :)

    Croak on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I looooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu.

    Goomba on
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  • LediathLediath Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Croak wrote: »
    New 3v3 map coming with the next patch. :)

    oh man!
    that is great news!

    can't wait to see the rest of the patch notes!

    Lediath on
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Awesome.

    On a slightly unrelated note, I remember Eurogamer had 600 of each (?) pre-order promotion key and threatened to give them out in a show-up-and-get-them contest, but had to stop because one of the chains that was doing the pre-orders felt it was a conflict of interest. Is there any word on whether they're going to be allowed to ever do that giveaway or is that it for keys for extra icons/etc. now (barring any plans to release them as DLC later)?

    Bethryn on
    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Would anyone link them? I can't seem to find the notes.

    Corp.Shephard on
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Actually, Croak is just April Fooling us, a day late.

    Or maybe they're not up yet. Who knows?

    Bethryn on
    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They're not up yet. Hang tight.

    Croak on
  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a fever.

    and the only prescription,

    is more patch notes!

    Corp.Shephard on
  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a fever.

    and the only prescription,

    is more patch notes!

    You know, we're a regular studio, we put our pants on one leg at a time.

    The only difference is, once our pants are on, we post patch notes slowly.

    Croak on
  • Dareth RamDareth Ram regular
    edited April 2009
    Croak wrote: »
    I have a fever.

    and the only prescription,

    is more patch notes!

    You know, we're a regular studio, we put our pants on one leg at a time.

    The only difference is, once our pants are on, we post patch notes slowly.
    speak for your self.

    I'm not wearing pants
    ...I am wearing pants. Please don't go to HR.

    Dareth Ram on
  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dareth Ram wrote: »
    Croak wrote: »
    I have a fever.

    and the only prescription,

    is more patch notes!

    You know, we're a regular studio, we put our pants on one leg at a time.

    The only difference is, once our pants are on, we post patch notes slowly.
    speak for your self.

    I'm not wearing pants
    ...I am wearing pants. Please don't go to HR.

    Somehow, I picture Croak running halfway across the building to your office (or cubicle, but let's be optmistic :D), cell-phone camera in hand, ready to call you on that...

    Foefaller on
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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You guys don't have to put up with your co-workers running around with no pants on?

    I must be in the wrong industry.

    Pancake on
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  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, if I were an Ork, I'd be a Kommando, because...

    Croak on
  • AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is this the balance patch or the code patch?

    Akira on
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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Croak wrote: »
    Well, if I were an Ork, I'd be a Kommando, because...

    Oh ho! I see what you did there!

    Also, me love you long time.

    3cl1ps3 on
  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Akira wrote: »
    Is this the balance patch or the code patch?

    Cobalance, or Balode..:)

    Technically, it'll be two patches, 1.2.0 (code) and 1.2.1 (data), but delivered at the same time, good lord willin' and the creek don't rise.

    Croak on
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maps, maps, maps.

    Bethryn on
    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Croak wrote: »
    Akira wrote: »
    Is this the balance patch or the code patch?

    Cobalance, or Balode..:)

    Technically, it'll be two patches, 1.2.0 (code) and 1.2.1 (data), but delivered at the same time, good lord willin' and the creek don't rise.

    Well, gosh, Croak, we know how that will end, then.
    You'll find a typo in the patch notes after a week and release a small patch that fixes three letters and breaks all our replays. :|

    Pancake on
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  • MedanMedan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Croak wrote: »
    I just wrote up some abbreviated patch notes, they'll be posted on our Blog and forums like in a few minutes. More detailed patch notes will be released on patch day, with more details for people who like details, but that's a minor detail.

    But, just to share the love, I'll leave you with a world-exclusive (for the next few minutes) teaser:

    New 3v3 map coming with the next patch. :)

    Knowledge is power... hide it well.

    Medan on
  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was only half kidding about that concrete..I don't know anyone named Jimmy or Guiseppe...but those other two mooks, they're never too busy to help me out. :)

    Croak on
  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medan wrote: »
    Croak wrote: »
    I just wrote up some abbreviated patch notes, they'll be posted on our Blog and forums like in a few minutes. More detailed patch notes will be released on patch day, with more details for people who like details, but that's a minor detail.

    But, just to share the love, I'll leave you with a world-exclusive (for the next few minutes) teaser:

    New 3v3 map coming with the next patch. :)

    Knowledge is power... hide it well.

    It's "guard it well."

    God, don't you people know anything?

    And sorry, Croak, I don't think I can work up any fear about Canadians no matter how Italian their names.

    Pancake on
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  • MedanMedan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medan on
  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medan wrote: »
    " rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gGG4fpGB_w[/ul]

    1:27.

    Enjoy :)

    That looks like Soulstorm and is invalid for anything on account of it being Soulstorm.

    Pancake on
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  • MedanMedan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Haha, whatever makes you happy.

    IN MELEEEEE!

    Medan on
  • AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

    Akira on
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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medan wrote: »
    Haha, whatever makes you happy.

    IN MELEEEEE!

    Speaking of which, they need to add more memorable quotes for units in DoW2. They have neither the good quotes of DoW or the emotive interaction with the player CoH had. It's a lot more boring.

    The one things I ever remember are "Their salvo is like a thunderstorm!" and "Show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind!" because they get yelled constantly.

    Pancake on
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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    All I remember is my Nobz yelling "Stormboyz!" all the time. For some reason.

    I can't get it out of my head!

    rts on
    skype: rtschutter
  • KinderpartyKinderparty Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Don't forget the Apothecary's classic "GREENSKINS!"

    Kinderparty on
  • AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Akira on
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  • MedanMedan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nice find Akira!

    "I am the Emperor's will made manifest."

    that's a good one

    Medan on
  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thank you for entertaining me while I slack off at work, Akira.

    Pancake on
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  • MedanMedan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pancake wrote: »
    Thank you for entertaining me while I slack off at work, Akira.

    Same

    Medan on
  • troublebrewingtroublebrewing Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Akira wrote: »

    makes me realize how huge DoW 1 was.

    troublebrewing on
  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, now I want to play dow1.

    God the lines from that game were amazing. No offense to the dow2 people but I think you need to up your game a bit. :P

    Having the avatar talk again would be a good step.

    FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!

    *Hellguns*

    CanisAquilus on
  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DoW 1 voices grated on my nerves, however DoW2 voices have never bothered me.

    This probably has more to do with the fact that you don't get a spam of "hello" messages when you're microing though. The voice spam has been very well managed in DoW2 to make sure you don't get a bunch of overlapping nonsense.

    All in all though I think DoW does a great job and I favor it over the first. Some places are little weak though, like the seer council. I think it's just all the guardian voices through a filter or something.

    I do miss the Big Mek's voice files. He was probably my favorite unit in DoW1.

    Corp.Shephard on
  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, now I want to play dow1.

    God the lines from that game were amazing. No offense to the dow2 people but I think you need to up your game a bit. :P

    FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!

    DoW2 has some good quotes, the thing is that a lot of them are very specific, like X commander revives Y commander, or X unit does a sync kill on Y commander, things like that.


    Edit:
    I do miss the Big Mek's voice files. He was probably my favorite unit in DoW1.

    Chaos Space Marine Squad's Aspiring Champion. He was just soon awesomely insane:

    "Enemies! We. need. ENEMIES!"

    "Sanity... is for the weak!"

    "DO YOU HEAR THE VOCIES TOO?!?!"

    Foefaller on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    The two or three lines that get shouted over and over in DoW 2 wear on my nerves more than "hello" messages. But then the apothecary makes up for it.

    Goomba on
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