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Omegle - Talk to Strangers

AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Social Entropy++
www.omegle.com

This site pairs you randomly and anonymously with strangers to chat with. It can be very interesting to see the type of person you run into. Here's a stand-up fellow I just encountered:

Stranger: FBI?
Stranger: ...
You: MI6 actually
Stranger: Oh. Good. Not your jurisdiction.
You: Child predator?
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Domestic terrorist.
Stranger: Look, just between you and me....
Stranger: Don't fly into Logan next week, k?

So go out there, SE++, meet some new and interesting people, and report back the results.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But I'm already talking to strangers

    This guy said he would bring some Mike's hard to my parents house if I promised to wear my thong.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh my gosh, i was lazing about saturday afternoon and there was a to catch a predator marathon on one of the news channels. spectacular.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    bunch of glory holes

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: KILL THEM!!!!!!!!
    You: WHO?
    You: O:
    Stranger: dont ask questions
    Stranger: just do
    You: But there's no one else around!
    Stranger: yes, yes there is
    Stranger: you just have to look harder
    You: And my pets are pretty much fine by me.
    Stranger: no, the people
    Stranger: they are watching
    You: Oh well I could probably manage that BRB killin folks :V
    You have disconnected.

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is a bad idea.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    Faricazy on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    Someone just called my cell phone from a location unknown to me.

    Unknown User on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    SAUSAGE

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HAM SANDWICH
    Stranger: no im a vegetarian
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Druhim on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    OF COURSE.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    8-)

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just met a cool guy that has the same guitar I do

    Alpine on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This falls into the internet dickwad theory I think.

    Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Why don't you have a seat?

    chrishansen.jpg

    Right over there.

    Grey Ghost on
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    goddamit druhim you owe me my Kudos

    FAQ on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This falls into the internet dickwad theory I think.

    Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.

    they have

    crwth on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    They also didn't leave me a voicemail

    also their phone number is listed on google, why would you do that unknown stranger

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This falls into the internet dickwad theory I think.

    Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.

    they have

    ABRA used Teleport

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: yellow
    You: ARE YOU CALLING ME A COWARD
    Stranger: yep
    You: aw man

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    goddamit druhim you owe me my Kudos

    was that you? why must you hound me at every step!

    [tiny]kudos[/tiny]

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'M TALKING TO A GUY FROM FINLAND

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ooooh yeah, 4chan is all over this fucking website.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    OF COURSE.

    I don't get it

    Grey Ghost on
    Bluesky|Cohost
  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: hai
    You: I have nine dollars.
    Stranger: NINE DORRARS
    You: What do I buy?
    Stranger: SON OF BITCH AMERICA
    Stranger: YOU WANT MIRRION DORRARS
    Stranger: TOO BAD HERE BOMB FUCK U

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This falls into the internet dickwad theory I think.

    Well let's just hope the people over at 4chan haven't found this yet.

    they have

    ABRA used Teleport

    ABRA!!!

    crwth on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yellow
    You: hiya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i think i did something wrong

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i'm scared of strangers

    Langly on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mully wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yellow
    You: hiya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i think i did something wrong

    It must be some elaborate system of coded responses

    Grey Ghost on
    Bluesky|Cohost
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    nobody on that site seems to know the proper response to "VIENNA."

    OF COURSE.

    I don't get it

    viennaofcourse.gif

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    is there a yellow theme on this site? Meis' guy said yellow to him too

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    how many times can someone get asked a/s/l in a day?

    let's see!

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HAM SANDWICH
    Stranger: no im a vegetarian
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Thanks for this, I'm finding that all of my best conversations so far have started by yelling HAM SANDWICH.

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: My name is Mike
    Stranger: Mike Litoris
    You: Well Mr Litoris it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance
    You: I hope I don't rub you the wrong way

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    mully wrote: »
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yellow
    You: hiya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    i think i did something wrong

    I got the same person!

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  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is pretty funny.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: :)
    You: No, you're not nearly attractive enough.
    You have disconnected.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    this site is fucking entertaining.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I talked to a guy in the armed forces in Finland.

    We talked about the weather and bears.

    Graves on
  • ZegunaZeguna Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey guys what does connection imploded mean

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i just talked to a guy from ireland who hated americans. :<

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