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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haps! I thought of you a couple of weeks ago when I was at Epcot.

    I was in the German area, and needed to ask for directions to a restroom. The young lady told me I had to go "out of Germany" and take a left.

    Do you not have restrooms in Germany?
    No need, they save it all for porn.

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  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I keep not writing this treatment I'm supposed to write for class because I already know the class won't do any show that I come up with because it would involve work. Meanwhile I find the shows that have already been picked (making my treatment even more superfluous and a waste of time, since we've already picked the fucking shows) are going to be boring as hell to make.

    make your show a thinly veiled parody of the events described above

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Apparently the answer is a landfill site. The ancient world had the Great Wall, we have a landfill site. Go us.

    :^:

    Isn't that kind of sad? The two biggest things we've built were a) to keep a whole country out, and b) to dump the massive amounts of waste that we generate

    A little, but it depends on your point of view. If you were one of the people protected by the Wall you'd love it to bits, and presumably as a New Yorker you're personally grateful for the landfill site keeping your streets relatively clear of detritus. They're not bad things, I think, just practical but unimaginative solutions to problems.

    That's like saying it isn't sad that a person tested positive for HIV because it means their body is producing antibodies for HIV.

    This is a terrible analogy.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    German toilets are really strange.

    http://asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haps! I thought of you a couple of weeks ago when I was at Epcot.

    I was in the German area, and needed to ask for directions to a restroom. The young lady told me I had to go "out of Germany" and take a left.

    Do you not have restrooms in Germany?
    No need, they save it all for porn.

    Ahh man I really have to shit and there aren't any trannies or ugly horse faced women around... Damn it.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So I woke up this morning trying to solve a logic problem. This has been such a weird week.

    That's not too weird.

    Not weird as in "omg so absurd." I've just been obsessive about a handful of things this week, much more so than usual.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I keep not writing this treatment I'm supposed to write for class because I already know the class won't do any show that I come up with because it would involve work. Meanwhile I find the shows that have already been picked (making my treatment even more superfluous and a waste of time, since we've already picked the fucking shows) are going to be boring as hell to make.

    make your show a thinly veiled parody of the events described above

    Meh, the class isn't dumb just lazy and I don't really want to turn them against me. I like to maintain differentiation between myself and the guy with the pony-tail who tries to recycle my jokes but fails to make anyone laugh because he has absolutely no sense for comedic timing and, well, recycles my jokes instead of coming up with fresh material.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Bogart wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Apparently the answer is a landfill site. The ancient world had the Great Wall, we have a landfill site. Go us.

    :^:

    Isn't that kind of sad? The two biggest things we've built were a) to keep a whole country out, and b) to dump the massive amounts of waste that we generate

    A little, but it depends on your point of view. If you were one of the people protected by the Wall you'd love it to bits, and presumably as a New Yorker you're personally grateful for the landfill site keeping your streets relatively clear of detritus. They're not bad things, I think, just practical but unimaginative solutions to problems.

    That's like saying it isn't sad that a person tested positive for HIV because it means their body is producing antibodies for HIV.

    This is a terrible analogy.

    I stand by it. Huge walls and landfills are poor solutions to problems we shouldn't even have.

    Res on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haps! I thought of you a couple of weeks ago when I was at Epcot.

    I was in the German area, and needed to ask for directions to a restroom. The young lady told me I had to go "out of Germany" and take a left.

    Do you not have restrooms in Germany?

    Hehe, no. We're rude enough to call them toilets. :P
    How are you, Rissa?

    Haphazard on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Apparently the answer is a landfill site. The ancient world had the Great Wall, we have a landfill site. Go us.

    :^:

    Isn't that kind of sad? The two biggest things we've built were a) to keep a whole country out, and b) to dump the massive amounts of waste that we generate

    A little, but it depends on your point of view. If you were one of the people protected by the Wall you'd love it to bits, and presumably as a New Yorker you're personally grateful for the landfill site keeping your streets relatively clear of detritus. They're not bad things, I think, just practical but unimaginative solutions to problems.

    That's like saying it isn't sad that a person tested positive for HIV because it means their body is producing antibodies for HIV.

    This is a terrible analogy.

    I stand by it. Huge walls and landfills are poor solutions to problems we shouldn't even have.

    Heh. Your view of the nature of these problems reveals why you think your analogy is sound.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Piven made cupid, like he makes any show he's in.

    without him it's garbage.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Eating makes Res sad.

    Bama on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Piven made cupid, like he makes any show he's in.

    without him it's garbage.

    Basically, it was his charm that made the show worth watching until they canceled it. I can't see this new pair being worth anything.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    So I woke up this morning trying to solve a logic problem. This has been such a weird week.

    That's not too weird.

    Not weird as in "omg so absurd." I've just been obsessive about a handful of things this week, much more so than usual.

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    MODUS PWNINS!

    wazilla on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I keep not writing this treatment I'm supposed to write for class because I already know the class won't do any show that I come up with because it would involve work. Meanwhile I find the shows that have already been picked (making my treatment even more superfluous and a waste of time, since we've already picked the fucking shows) are going to be boring as hell to make.

    make your show a thinly veiled parody of the events described above

    Meh, the class isn't dumb just lazy and I don't really want to turn them against me. I like to maintain differentiation between myself and the guy with the pony-tail who tries to recycle my jokes but fails to make anyone laugh because he has absolutely no sense for comedic timing and, well, recycles my jokes instead of coming up with fresh material.

    I had a habit of mumbling pretty good one liners in class during high school and junior high. My neighbors would sometimes repeat them to the class at large, without giving due credit of course. When this annoyed me I'd give them some risque material and they'd pass it on without thinking.

    Dynagrip on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    wazilla on
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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.

    Like cops care about them.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    I keep not writing this treatment I'm supposed to write for class because I already know the class won't do any show that I come up with because it would involve work. Meanwhile I find the shows that have already been picked (making my treatment even more superfluous and a waste of time, since we've already picked the fucking shows) are going to be boring as hell to make.

    make your show a thinly veiled parody of the events described above

    Meh, the class isn't dumb just lazy and I don't really want to turn them against me. I like to maintain differentiation between myself and the guy with the pony-tail who tries to recycle my jokes but fails to make anyone laugh because he has absolutely no sense for comedic timing and, well, recycles my jokes instead of coming up with fresh material.

    I had a habit of mumbling pretty good one liners in class during high school and junior high. My neighbors would sometimes repeat them to the class at large, without giving due credit of course. When this annoyed me I'd give them some risque material and they'd pass it on without thinking.
    You sat next to Duna, didn't you?

    Bama on
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.
    I liked the "80 registered sex offenders live within a 5 mile radius" bit in the article.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mmmmmm my gf is bringing me a double espresso

    I feel the hairs on my arms standing up in anticipation

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.

    Apparently while there may be way more, they tend not to be reported missing as frequently.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    poopin'

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    poopin'

    unpossible

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    poopin'

    if you had a german toilet, you could easily examine your stool

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  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.
    I liked the "80 registered sex offenders live within a 5 mile radius" bit in the article.

    Sounds like the best place for young girls to live. Then again let me guess the girl herself is a registered sex offender for taking pictures of herself isn't she?

    DeShadowC on
  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haps! I thought of you a couple of weeks ago when I was at Epcot.

    I was in the German area, and needed to ask for directions to a restroom. The young lady told me I had to go "out of Germany" and take a left.

    Do you not have restrooms in Germany?

    Hehe, no. We're rude enough to call them toilets. :P
    How are you, Rissa?

    I'm doing pretty good... surprisingly good considering the huge drop in household income (I worked < 10 hours last week), increase in number of people I'm feeding, and the fact that my husband is transferring while the family and I stay here.

    Nerissa on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.

    Apparently while there may be way more, they tend not to be reported missing as frequently.

    Well I guess they can just have more so its not as big a deal

    "Hey bitch wheres that little one?"

    "Ahh shit I think we lost her, look reach in there and pull out another one."

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Oh shit another white girl is missing.

    She better not be missing, I already sent the money through paypal.

    Well the cali po po is on the look out for this MWG, I wonder how many hispanic/black girls go missing and the news don't give a shit.
    I liked the "80 registered sex offenders live within a 5 mile radius" bit in the article.

    Sounds like the best place for young girls to live. Then again let me guess the girl herself is a registered sex offender for taking pictures of herself isn't she?
    She looked in the mirror upon exiting the shower

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haps! I thought of you a couple of weeks ago when I was at Epcot.

    I was in the German area, and needed to ask for directions to a restroom. The young lady told me I had to go "out of Germany" and take a left.

    Do you not have restrooms in Germany?

    Hehe, no. We're rude enough to call them toilets. :P
    How are you, Rissa?

    I'm doing pretty good... surprisingly good considering the huge drop in household income (I worked < 10 hours last week), increase in number of people I'm feeding, and the fact that my husband is transferring while the family and I stay here.

    Increase in... what did you do?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like that when I have my futon out as a bed for a few weeks and finally put it back up into sofa position my room seems so much bigger.

    I do not like how if my car was operational I would drive to campus right now and have a delicious and satisfying breakfast.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Nerissa wrote: »
    Haps! I thought of you a couple of weeks ago when I was at Epcot.

    I was in the German area, and needed to ask for directions to a restroom. The young lady told me I had to go "out of Germany" and take a left.

    Do you not have restrooms in Germany?

    Hehe, no. We're rude enough to call them toilets. :P
    How are you, Rissa?

    I'm doing pretty good... surprisingly good considering the huge drop in household income (I worked < 10 hours last week), increase in number of people I'm feeding, and the fact that my husband is transferring while the family and I stay here.

    Increase in... what did you do?
    The missing white girl story comes full circle.

    Dynagrip on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anyway why is anyone surprised about german toilets when it's common knowledge that germans pioneered scat porn?

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I should probably start learning a bit of modern greek in case the opportunity to go there ever arises. It can't be too hard, what with studying ancient greek.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, I had the weirdest dream last night.


    I was twelve again, and my mother was some sort of super-fundie who was telling me about the evils of masturbation.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I should probably start learning a bit of modern greek in case the opportunity to go there ever arises. It can't be too hard, what with studying ancient greek.

    You'd think.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anyway why is anyone surprised about german toilets when it's common knowledge that germans pioneered scat porn?

    Bah, nonsense.

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I should probably start learning a bit of modern greek in case the opportunity to go there ever arises. It can't be too hard, what with studying ancient greek.
    I wonder if people feel this way after learning old english without knowing modern english.

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