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TF2 Character Thread: "Secret Agent Man"

rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Games and Technology
I apologize in advance if this shouldn't be a new thread--but I couldn't find a proper thread in which this should be posted. Admins, please feel free to move this thread if you deem it unfit to be here.

I have earlier posted about a TF2 character named Unite S Jening who spies and sings. I was attending his recent 720 Hour Party (1 month as spy) where he debuted his newest song to the tune of Johnny Rivers's "Secret Agent Man." Many people there took videos and uploaded it, but this one by "SirLamer" of the Team Cheesus clan is by far the most well edited.

Also, for those who are interested, the map we're on is "D7-Ampithetre" created by Zero-Rogue of the D7 clan. I think they only trot out this map (it's really impressive) when Jening performs a concert on their server.

The video is in two parts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbpcNM8VC4E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVGXwMpzZYo

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jesus Christ people can be so bloody sad at times.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you posted this like four times in TF2 threads and nobody cared

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrDelish wrote: »
    you posted this like four times in TF2 threads and nobody cared

    No, I posted videos of his other songs and previous concerts. This one is brand new. Edited by SirLamer, and occured last Saturday night (March 28).

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    okay, these are actually worse than the other one

    I didn't think that was possible

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  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Uh, WTF?

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrDelish wrote: »
    okay, these are actually worse than the other one

    I didn't think that was possible

    Negative nancy :P

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  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Seriously, stop posting about this moron, you're the only person who gives a shit about him.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    maybe if he streamed some background music his awful singing voice wouldn't stand out so much

    and if he didn't talk like an arse

    "HELLO AND WELCOME. JENING LOVES BOYS AND JENING WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BE GAY WITH ME ---HIM"

    ugh

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    Seriously, stop posting about this moron, you're the only person who gives a shit about him.

    If no one enjoys these video links, I will stop. Many people (maybe no one here) finds this guy to be a very unique character so I thought sharing would be nice, but again, I will stop if truly no one enjoys it.

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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    everyone squawking at you posting this guy's videos in the Team Fortress 2 thread should've been a good indication that this didn't need to be its own thread

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey, guys! It's Saturday night! Unfortunately we don't have enough money to go out so we're going to stay in and go see someone who plays spy a lot sing about how he plays spy a lot in a map that's shaped like a stage! It'll be like playting TF2 but not and it'll be like going to a gig but not and it'll be like good music but not and it'll be like fun but not!

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    MrDelish wrote: »
    okay, these are actually worse than the other one

    I didn't think that was possible

    Negative nancy :P

    Your obviously some PR guy for this jening fellow who doesn't what the word "subtle" means.



    Either that or, I just don't know what to say. This is the least entertaining thing I have ever seen. To the point to where the only possibility for someone to like this is if they are mentally retarded and or they have been locked in a rape closet their whole life and have no idea what entertainment even is.


    And for you to post this so many times..:shock:

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, stop posting this, it's god damned retarded

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jenings is to TF2 what Josef Fritzl is to parenthood

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Like it's not even entertaining, it's just a self-perpetuating meme

    "Hey lets listen to this dude sing because IT'S JENINGS HAHA GET IT JENINGS RIGHT!?!"

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what adolf hitler is to the jews.. if adolf hitler was some guy no one knew about, yet still carried the evilness of adolf hitler

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what adolf hitler is to the jews.. if adolf hitler was some guy no one knew about, yet still carried the evilness of adolf hitler

    That's a little out of line, don't you think?

    Also, what do you all think of SirLamer's editing job? And of Zero-Rogue's map?

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  • WickerBasketWickerBasket Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What the hell did I just watch?

    Can you report a thread for being a sin against humanity? If so, I'd like to submit this one.

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  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit



    And how!

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  • Spiffy MageSpiffy Mage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    God dammit, I thought they released the 'Meet the spy video' from reading the title.
    And then we got Jenings.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what adolf hitler is to the jews.. if adolf hitler was some guy no one knew about, yet still carried the evilness of adolf hitler

    That's a little out of line, don't you think?

    Also, what do you all think of SirLamer's editing job? And of Zero-Rogue's map?

    The map could be made in about 5 minutes by a 6 year old

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what adolf hitler is to the jews.. if adolf hitler was some guy no one knew about, yet still carried the evilness of adolf hitler

    That's a little out of line, don't you think?

    no

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what adolf hitler is to the jews.. if adolf hitler was some guy no one knew about, yet still carried the evilness of adolf hitler

    That's a little out of line, don't you think?

    Also, what do you all think of SirLamer's editing job? And of Zero-Rogue's map?
    I believe he was invoking Godwin's Law.

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    can we turn up and just mute him and spycrab squat the event

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  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

    Wow, what the fuck is the point then?

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  • WickerBasketWickerBasket Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.
    Way to spoil the only chance of that map being fun.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    People get up on the stage to dance though, so I'm sure it's easy to infiltrate

    I just need someone to be a kritz medic. We'll secretly "dance" as you charge me, then pop it and VIVE LA REVOLUCION

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

    Wow, what the fuck is the point then?

    It's a map specifically made for Jening concerts. It's not meant to be an objective or play map, but a venue for his singing. I'm not sure if they trot it out anytime he's not singing, I've only seen it when he has pre-announced concerts on that server. I can tell from experience that he schedules concerts on several servers, and you have to reserve your spot in advance with the admins to attend.

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    People get up on the stage to dance though, so I'm sure it's easy to infiltrate

    I just need someone to be a kritz medic. We'll secretly "dance" as you charge me, then pop it and VIVE LA REVOLUCION

    The reason ppl were on stage is b/c jening at the end invited people to be on the stage with him dancing while he sang the last song, and the admins did the "teleport player" admin command to get them up there.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    People get up on the stage to dance though, so I'm sure it's easy to infiltrate

    I just need someone to be a kritz medic. We'll secretly "dance" as you charge me, then pop it and VIVE LA REVOLUCION
    A spy would be better.

    Backstab him for delicious irony.


    Also I agree with everyone after watching a few seconds of this I can say it is awful and terrible.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

    Wow, what the fuck is the point then?

    It's a map specifically made for Jening concerts. It's not meant to be an objective or play map, but a venue for his singing. I'm not sure if they trot it out anytime he's not singing, I've only seen it when he has pre-announced concerts on that server. I can tell from experience that he schedules concerts on several servers, and you have to reserve your spot in advance with the admins to attend.

    This is why the internet needs to be regulated

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

    Wow, what the fuck is the point then?

    It's a map specifically made for Jening concerts. It's not meant to be an objective or play map, but a venue for his singing. I'm not sure if they trot it out anytime he's not singing, I've only seen it when he has pre-announced concerts on that server. I can tell from experience that he schedules concerts on several servers, and you have to reserve your spot in advance with the admins to attend.

    Everyone go to about mid way on the second video, attempt not to cringe while he's singing, and then read this

    Hooooollyy fuucckkk

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  • ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think I've seen a bigger celebration to one man's sheer irrelevance in my life. It's so moronic I think it may loop around and become genius again.

    ...No, wait, it's still retarded, nevermind.

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it April 1st already?

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What exactly does this have to do with TF2 characters.

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  • WickerBasketWickerBasket Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm trying so hard not to type anything that'll get me an infraction. So hard.

    I keep deleting my posts before I hit reply.

    Edit: I'm going to start singing on the PA server and you fuckers are going to pretend you like it.

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  • rootbeerfloatrootbeerfloat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

    Wow, what the fuck is the point then?

    It's a map specifically made for Jening concerts. It's not meant to be an objective or play map, but a venue for his singing. I'm not sure if they trot it out anytime he's not singing, I've only seen it when he has pre-announced concerts on that server. I can tell from experience that he schedules concerts on several servers, and you have to reserve your spot in advance with the admins to attend.

    Everyone go to about mid way on the second video, attempt not to cringe while he's singing, and then read this

    Hooooollyy fuucckkk


    What's at halfway?

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Arkan wrote: »
    I am literally going to join this server, crit rocket that dude, and post a video, and that will be a hundred times more entertaining than this shit

    Actually on that map, the stage is guarded by an invisible wall (stickies therefore look like they're suspended in midair) so that no one can shoot the person performing. Red and blue are also contained in their own sections with invisible walls separating them, so the teams can't kill each other either.

    Wow, what the fuck is the point then?

    It's a map specifically made for Jening concerts. It's not meant to be an objective or play map, but a venue for his singing. I'm not sure if they trot it out anytime he's not singing, I've only seen it when he has pre-announced concerts on that server. I can tell from experience that he schedules concerts on several servers, and you have to reserve your spot in advance with the admins to attend.

    Everyone go to about mid way on the second video, attempt not to cringe while he's singing, and then read this

    Hooooollyy fuucckkk


    What's at halfway?

    You posted the videos, don't you know?

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