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My long lost granddaughter!

DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
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My 130ish-year-old granddaughter is still alive after all!

I don't feel so alone anymore. Also pretty awesome lady for still kickin' it after all these years.

So, who wants me to hook them up? Mind you, I expect any potential suitor to be able to pay her bride price of six goats and ten chickens to weed out the flakes.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    damn she is fine

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    a little oil of olay and some KY... I think I can make this work.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    M...Mom?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    a little oil of olay and some KY... I think I can make this work.

    you need neither

    at this point the thing has to be sentient now

    you could converse with it

    talk about all of its travels

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Hit it and quit it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    shibby is strictly off limits

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hit it and quit it

    i'll pull up quick and git wit it

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So has she gone through second-menopause yet?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    shibby is strictly off limits
    Well, how about your long lost niece?
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OH BABY I WANNA GET WIT CHA

    AND TAKE YA PICTCHA

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dru is so old, he invented rugs

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim's daughter is actually fossilized now.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    in other news, I had some damn good lamb souvlaki for dinner

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    druhim is so old he chose the decor in the first ziggurat

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    jesus christ she was born the same year as stalin and einstein

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim is so old his balls have gone bald.

    Does that happen do you think? Maybe this chick is getting more attractive here...

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jesus christ she was born the same year as stalin and einstein
    And she's done nothing with her life except live

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jesus christ she was born the same year as stalin and einstein

    The having a daughter at 54 thing has me pretty sure she's quite a bit younger than is claimed.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She lives in Kazakhstan. How did she even made it past 40 years old

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jesus christ she was born the same year as stalin and einstein

    The having a daughter at 54 thing has me pretty sure she's quite a bit younger than is claimed.
    nah, it's entirely possible as they point out in the article
    in fact it's actually more common among centenarians to stay fecund longer than usual

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the article was pretty neat actually

    and a scientist man said that having a daughter at 54 is more likely to corroborate her story

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    god 35 grandchildren

    good god

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The crazy part is she was past her prime (so to speak) by the time the first World War was over.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    She lives in Kazakhstan. How did she even made it past 40 years old
    steady protein diet

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tell me again what it was like when they invented trains, baby

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    RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She looks kind of like a muppet

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    She lives in Kazakhstan. How did she even made it past 40 years old

    she was almost forty during the russian revolution


    forty

    living in russia

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    The crazy part is she was past her prime (so to speak) by the time the first World War was over.

    nah, it means she's got experience

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait holy shit. She was 6 when the first automobile (horseless carriage to her) went into production. She probably lusted after Bugattis. The original ones.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    she was present for basically every modern government change in russia

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    she is old enough to have actually been a fucking cowgirl

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god 35 grandchildren

    good god
    So many birthday cards to send, so little time.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    she is almost twice as old as john mccain

    fucking roll that around in your brain for a bit

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She was born the year after Edison got serious with lightbulbs.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    She lives in Kazakhstan. How did she even made it past 40 years old
    steady protein diet
    Look to the left
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    they eat animal heads, god damn Kazakhs

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    She lives in Kazakhstan. How did she even made it past 40 years old
    steady protein diet
    Look to the left
    Besbarmak.jpg
    they eat animal heads, god damn Kazakhs
    you think the french don't eat animal heads?

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    very nice

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    She was born the year after Edison got serious about stealing from Tesla.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    She lives in Kazakhstan. How did she even made it past 40 years old
    steady protein diet
    Look to the left
    Besbarmak.jpg
    they eat animal heads, god damn Kazakhs
    you think the french don't eat animal heads?

    the french will literally eat anything

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    hey, I hear there's good meat on the head

    never tried it myself

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