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becoming a fake internet doctor
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Ok, so a friend of mine is about to finish six years of medical training and qualify as a doctor. I am determined to shit on this achievement. I'm aware that it's possible to get shitty doctorates on the internet ala Gillian McKeith but don't know how to do this. For preference I would like to be a doctor of velociraptors or jetpacks.
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Of course would that be two doctorates, or a doctorate somehow involving jetpacks mounted on velociraptors?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A3087-2000Oct13
Try googling "diploma mill" or "degree mill"
Doctorate in solid-state engine velociraptor locomotion
looks....legit? actually i'm pretty scared of this site.
edit: also got 300 smackers handy
http://www.instantdegrees.com/
can we call you Dr. Tube from now on?
You don't want to end up with one of these fly-by-night fake universities that just takes your money and doesn't give you a fake diploma that isn't recognized in your field.
You need legitimacy to sell doctorates for $180? :P
from their FAQ:
not shady at all
well, you wouldn't want to pay $180 dollars and not get a fake degree out of it.....
also, Dr. Tube is the only person that can give medical advice in H/A without having to say "i'm not a doctor"
sweet.
Then you can be the Reverend Doctor Tube.
If you buy a square metre of some bits of Scotland you can be called a Laird too (this actually is legitimate, for what it's worth).
The Reverend Doctor Tube, Laird of PA.
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Woah, just because you have a fake PhD in velociraptors doesn't mean you're qualified to give out fake medical advice on the internet.
You need a fake MD for that.
So probably a fake degree signed by a Web, M.D.
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It's a joke. The terribleness of the qualification is the punchline. If I print the degree myself it ceases to be funny. In terms of the actual mechanics of the degree, it's exactly the same thing. Legitimacy is not the issue here
I'd offer up some links but I'm not sure of the quality.
It's worked well for me so far.
http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination
Best used in conjunction with
http://www.beerchurch.com/Default.aspx?tabid=1214
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Give me fifty bucks and I'll make you a real purdy one. I'll even get it mailed from Stamford, CT. Thats right, a doctorate from Stamford University.
Its essential.
Horribly essential.
1. cheaper
2. a better quality fake degree (maybe even include fake transcripts)
3. come in an envelope post marked from a city with a real university
4. make for an awesome story if you decide to commit fraud and rat out whoever makes the fake degree.
8-)
"One day you'll realize that you spent $100,000 on a degree you could have gotten for a hundred bucks on the internet."
it's not a scam at all, dunderhead, I'm getting exactly what I want out of it.
He is seeking to pay for a fake degree from a fake university. He simply does not know where one goes to purchase fake degrees. There is no, as we might say, Fake Degrees Superstore location within driving distance of his house.
If you want, I'll accredit someone once they form the university.
It just seems like there are a lot of online offers for what you want that charge hundreds of dollars for hitting a print button.
I guess I'm a dunderhead for assuming you'd use one of those tho.
*hangs head in shame*
:oops:
Edit: ok i guess if the glorified part really matters to you and you have lots of money then i'm just being a total idiot, spend your money how you like.
The word through the grapevine is Rochville University is very glorified.
One of my professors did that so he could marry his sister (to someone else, it wasn't Alabama) - don't remember which one he used though.
I would be horrified if something like this was actually real.