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[Mini-Phalla] The Plains of Phallamyre: GAME OVER: Wash Away Grief

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    THOUGH I CONFESS TO HAVING A PROPENSITY FOR EATING GUNPOWDER AND SHITTING BULLETS, AND BELIEVE THIS WOULD CAUSE ME TO GET ON SWIMMINGLY WITH DRAGONS, I FEEL I MUST CAST MY VOTE FOR !enlightenedbum.

    Aw, we're touched, angry man.

    Well, we'll support that. !enlightenedbum

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    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We of the Booty Hounds have a great respect for our distant cousins, the Panty Snatchers and their leader !Azoth.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    We raise a great fire to the heavens, but we claim not the dragon caller. Who stands as dragon caller?" The druidic man pointed an accusatory finger around the fire. "Who among so great the race of man will wear the fang of the dragon and call to the great creature of sky and flame?"

    I think Dragon Caller is a bad thing, so...

    Crap, I don't know.

    !enlightenedbum

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    **the shambling hordes of the Lovesick Corpses emerge from the mists**

    We... hunger... hunger for the companionship of those who would see beyond our decaying bodies and taste for human flesh and love us for who we are.

    Those who would love us, theirs is the leader who should become the Dragon Caller.

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What the heck, Fiaryn, I thought you said you were going to vote for me on Day 1. I've been holding my breath and everything. :P

    And I'll throw Keika out there in case you decide to change you're mind. Also, dragons and I are like this
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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    People.

    I say, we vote for the one who provide ideal nutriments in our endeavour. Such as:

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    Whiskey and women.

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    And women drinking whiskey!


    The choice is yours. The Candy Thieves await your response.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Romantic Undead wrote: »
    Those who would love us, theirs is the leader who should become the Dragon Caller.

    I can totally promise to love you, because that is what politics is all about. After all, if you summon a dragon out of hate, it's going to eat the shit out of you. But summon it out of love? Why, that'd be just dandy.

    Sawdust & Diamonds: Because all you need is love <3

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The whiskey and women campaign tactic is surprisingly ineffective.

    Especially with bugs.

    Vote bum!

    enlightenedbum on
    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Does "Dragon Caller" work as a metaphor for the meteor you will call to our planet upon which will carry your swarm?

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I <3 Fiaryn's furious personality, and a mass of shambling, sentient undead sounds freaking awesome.

    I didn't sign up because I've been in too many phallas lately, but I'll be watching. You won't see me, but I'll always be watching.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    Does "Dragon Caller" work as a metaphor for the meteor you will call to our planet upon which will carry your swarm?

    These are the Master of Magic Klackons, not the Master of Orion Klackons.

    We run around on firebreathing Stag Beatles and are generally angry all the time.

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    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    !Element Brian

    None of the other teams are strong enough for this obstacle course!

    Obbi on
  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !reserve up for Shenobians

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LET ME POINT OUT SOMETHING TO YOU, FELLOW CHIEFTAINS.

    KEIKA, AS A WOMAN, IS A FAN OF A BOOK SERIES WITH STRONGLY MISOGYNISTIC OVERTONES AND CREEPY BORDERLINE PEDO SHIT.

    REALLY THE FIRST POINT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. DO WE REALLY FUCKING WANT SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO CALL DOWN A DRAGON TO BE SOMEONE WITH SUCH OBVIOUSLY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES?

    I CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE HOW THIS COULD FUCKING GO WRONG.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    LET ME POINT OUT SOMETHING TO YOU, FELLOW CHIEFTAINS.

    KEIKA, AS A WOMAN, IS A FAN OF A BOOK SERIES WITH STRONGLY MISOGYNISTIC OVERTONES AND CREEPY BORDERLINE PEDO SHIT.

    REALLY THE FIRST POINT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. DO WE REALLY FUCKING WANT SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO CALL DOWN A DRAGON TO BE SOMEONE WITH SUCH OBVIOUSLY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES?

    I CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE HOW THIS COULD FUCKING GO WRONG.

    If you didn't vote for us, we would totally vote for you for this post.

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    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I MEAN SHIT, AT THAT POINT WE MIGHT AS WELL JUMP INTO THE GIANT BONFIRE WE JUST FINISHED BUILDING.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    LET ME POINT OUT SOMETHING TO YOU, FELLOW CHIEFTAINS.

    KEIKA, AS A WOMAN, IS A FAN OF A BOOK SERIES WITH STRONGLY MISOGYNISTIC OVERTONES AND CREEPY BORDERLINE PEDO SHIT.

    REALLY THE FIRST POINT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. DO WE REALLY FUCKING WANT SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO CALL DOWN A DRAGON TO BE SOMEONE WITH SUCH OBVIOUSLY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES?

    I CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE HOW THIS COULD FUCKING GO WRONG.


    As opposed to the guy who's always angry all the time? What, you expect us to give such power to this guy?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    LET ME POINT OUT SOMETHING TO YOU, FELLOW CHIEFTAINS.

    KEIKA, AS A WOMAN, IS A FAN OF A BOOK SERIES WITH STRONGLY MISOGYNISTIC OVERTONES AND CREEPY BORDERLINE PEDO SHIT.

    REALLY THE FIRST POINT SHOULD BE ENOUGH. DO WE REALLY FUCKING WANT SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO CALL DOWN A DRAGON TO BE SOMEONE WITH SUCH OBVIOUSLY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE TENDENCIES?

    I CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE HOW THIS COULD FUCKING GO WRONG.


    As opposed to the guy who's always angry all the time? What, you expect us to give such power to this guy?

    He voted for us already.

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    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Companions, I say that we raise our hands in agreement, and vote for Tommy. Every hand shall be counted!

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Obbi knows what hes talking about. Element Brian,

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    IT'S CALLED RIGHTEOUS RAGE, DAC!

    I AM GOING TO FFF....NGNGNARGHGH HUG YOU SO HARD YOU JUST DO NOT EVEN KNOW.

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Can I just point out that you're getting mighty defensive over me voting for myself....

    Keika on
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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    IT'S CALLED RIGHTEOUS RAGE, DAC!

    I AM GOING TO FFF....NGNGNARGHGH HUG YOU SO HARD YOU JUST DO NOT EVEN KNOW.

    And what does one hug with?

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    THIGHS IN CERTAIN SCENARIOS.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    IT'S CALLED RIGHTEOUS RAGE, DAC!

    I AM GOING TO FFF....NGNGNARGHGH HUG YOU SO HARD YOU JUST DO NOT EVEN KNOW.

    And what does one hug with?


    I am more concerned with the chtonian thing before the hug. FFF....NGNGNARGHGH doesn't sound too healthy for the candy.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !elementbrian for now

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !SpectralSpork

    I, chieften of the ever spawning sons of he who be called The Spork can abide no other as Dragon Caller. Who else has the right to speak for others then one thrown into this world by the womb of the great never ceasing SporkMother, so be her name, she who spawned a thousand sons. Let it be known that our fathers are legion, we are legion, and our sons are legion. Expect us for we are The Sons of The Spork and we shall be Dragon Caller.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dragon Caller? How do we know there's a dragon? How do I-- if, suddenly, we were all somebody else?

    In times of strife only one thing can cut through the mist--fiery, trembling rage. !Fiaryn

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  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Tribe of Lunar Pastries concurs with the wise leader of the Booty Hounds in his nomination of !Azoth. For we believe that a dragon controlled by Panty Snatchers shall only bring peace, harmony, and a severe shortage of female undergarments to the world.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quest suggests that if !ebum were to call the meeting to order, we would like it like that.

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  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Who among you could possibly demand, nay, deserve the respect of the great dragon? With what pathetic implements would you tame and amaze the beast? None of you have sticks! Only I, !LightRider with my mighty stick could possibly hope to beckon the creature from his lair.

    And if needbe, slay it!

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vote for !Ohtsam for my tibe is unquestionable

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hello everyone I am horribly tired it's been a rather long evening and night and now pseudo-morning. And I think tomorrow will be kind of busy too. So I may not be here for most of the day. Luckily looks like I can't be bandwagoned though for being suspiciously quiet or whatever reason you guys would come up with this time (mean mean people! :P), so that's a releaf at least.

    Wow I just spelled it "releaf." I think I'm going to keep it because it made me giggle.

    I'm OK with anyone being the whatever-dragon-thingie as long as it's not this guy:
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Sign up as the Tribe of Sugary Goodness!

    Why hello there, sugar tribe

    I consider it my personal goal to eliminate him. Because he's evil. And such.

    So enlightenedbum is coolio. I don't mind voting for him for the title thingie.

    Of course I may have only skimmed the past few pages. Well, I'm not going to lie, I did. And I'm running out of brainpower so darnnnn looks like it's sleepy time.

    Good night then!

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  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Sure, vote for enlightenedbum, that stickless wonder...

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm gonna vote for me because no one ever votes for me, so I refuse to vote for you.

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  • LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    BTW, anyone spreadsheeting this?

    Does anyone even do that anymore? I don't even know.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VOTE FOR HANDS DAMNIT

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LightRider wrote: »
    BTW, anyone spreadsheeting this?

    Does anyone even do that anymore? I don't even know.

    We just don't make it public since that can make you a target. Unless you're Mr. B, in which case not doing it makes you a target.

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  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Signing up for reserves as the psycho penguin tribe.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Who the hell are you, dood?

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