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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    In other news, this really pretty girl and I made a bet. I have to keep my cuba bracelet (when you go to Cuba your hotel gives you a bracelet so they know you have acess to illimited free alcohol and food etc. You cannot remove your bracelet without breaking it so you have to keep it during the whole time you're there) until the 14th of may. If I win, she gives me a surprise.

    I'm hoping its a blowjob

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Prohass wrote: »
    Well really the same goes for boys. My little bro had a pic of himself spread around school by a particularily nasty girl. So its a two way street thing.

    yeah but the girls were probably giggling while if it was a girl, all the boys would send it to each other and jerk it to it

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HELL WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PHONE SEX
    IF WE WANTED SEX AND THE PERSON WAS TOO FAR AWAY WE JUST FUCKED A MICROWAVED BAGEL
    AND I TELL YA
    IT BURNT LIKE HELL

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Prohass wrote: »
    Well really the same goes for boys. My little bro had a pic of himself spread around school by a particularily nasty girl. So its a two way street thing.

    Nude pictures? D:

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lockout where are you taking this argument

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey guys who wants to see me naked

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sexist

    Really not.

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    hey guys who wants to see me naked

    oh me

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lockout where are you taking this argument

    nowhere important

    i didn't even consider it an argument

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Blaming everything on parents is pretty fucked.

    is blaming everything on popular music, films, video games, and television shows better? Most of the fucked up people I personally know had seriously fucked up parents.

    But why does the blame have to go anywhere? Kids do dumb shit sometimes! It happens!

    And yeah, a lot of people are shitty parents. But you can't blame any old thing on parenting. It's lazy.

    Arguably, no.

    I'm a teenager and I don't ever do dumb shit except waste my time pretending to debate things on internet message boards.

    I haven't broken any laws, done any drugs, smoked, "sexted" anyone, and so forth.

    You know why? Because I'm a fucking douche and nobody would want to do anything fun with me anyway

    so, you're a hypocrite

    you indict teenagers for not having the good sense not to do dumb shit, and then show that you support them doing dumb shit

    of course, the fact that you need a special alt just to show people how often you're hammered should have been my first tip-off

    Hahahaha, you're hilariously insufferable.

    In high school, I was in Eagle Scout. I didn't have a drop of alcohol until Spring Break my senior year, and even felt awful about it then. But I didn't presume to look down on anybody who didn't hold my exact world view.

    The fact that you view with contempt your peers who have healthy social lives, party, and are sexually active, says that you're just fucking bitter, and have tried after the fact to justify your inability to be a part of their world.

    Teenagers act out. It's in their nature. I don't support teenagers doing dumb shit, but I don't condemn them for it either. It'd be like condemning a salmon for swimming upstream.

    Get off your high horse, you twat. There's a world outside your ego.

    It's sort of ironic, really; I wasn't always like this. But you know what made me so angry and condescending toward these kids? It's the ones who tell me that they pity me. That oh I am so pathetic and they are so much better than me in every way, pretty much. And these aren't isolated occurrences; it happens a lot from, y'know, the sort of person I'm talking about. Honestly, they're the only ones I really disdain, and I feel perfectly justified in doing so, because they feel the same about me.
    the thing is, they're right

    Dru, I am glad you are here to get my back

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

    Well why not

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Blaming everything on parents is pretty fucked.

    is blaming everything on popular music, films, video games, and television shows better? Most of the fucked up people I personally know had seriously fucked up parents.

    But why does the blame have to go anywhere? Kids do dumb shit sometimes! It happens!

    And yeah, a lot of people are shitty parents. But you can't blame any old thing on parenting. It's lazy.

    Arguably, no.

    I'm a teenager and I don't ever do dumb shit except waste my time pretending to debate things on internet message boards.

    I haven't broken any laws, done any drugs, smoked, "sexted" anyone, and so forth.

    You know why? Because I'm a fucking douche and nobody would want to do anything fun with me anyway

    so, you're a hypocrite

    you indict teenagers for not having the good sense not to do dumb shit, and then show that you support them doing dumb shit

    of course, the fact that you need a special alt just to show people how often you're hammered should have been my first tip-off

    Hahahaha, you're hilariously insufferable.

    In high school, I was in Eagle Scout. I didn't have a drop of alcohol until Spring Break my senior year, and even felt awful about it then. But I didn't presume to look down on anybody who didn't hold my exact world view.

    The fact that you view with contempt your peers who have healthy social lives, party, and are sexually active, says that you're just fucking bitter, and have tried after the fact to justify your inability to be a part of their world.

    Teenagers act out. It's in their nature. I don't support teenagers doing dumb shit, but I don't condemn them for it either. It'd be like condemning a salmon for swimming upstream.

    Get off your high horse, you twat. There's a world outside your ego.

    It's sort of ironic, really; I wasn't always like this. But you know what made me so angry and condescending toward these kids? It's the ones who tell me that they pity me. That oh I am so pathetic and they are so much better than me in every way, pretty much. And these aren't isolated occurrences; it happens a lot from, y'know, the sort of person I'm talking about. Honestly, they're the only ones I really disdain, and I feel perfectly justified in doing so, because they feel the same about me.
    the thing is, they're right

    Arguably, neither I nor they is right in condemning the other, because each of us is seeking to maximize our own pleasure in individually optimal ways.

    For example, I would rather go win debate tournaments and quiz bowl tournaments than go to parties to smoke weed and make out with tramps

    For many people, the opposite is true

    mainly, though, I dislike them because they're insufferable dicks
    but, I guess I shouldn't really complain about that, at the risk of being hypocritical. Well, such is life.

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lockout wrote: »
    Prohass wrote: »
    Well really the same goes for boys. My little bro had a pic of himself spread around school by a particularily nasty girl. So its a two way street thing.

    yeah but the girls were probably giggling while if it was a girl, all the boys would send it to each other and jerk it to it

    You'll find that the thing that actually impacts the person isnt whats done with the photo, its simply the exposure, embarresment and ridicule. Which is why the whole child porn creation thing is so irrelevant. Sorry unless you were implying that I cant tell.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

    perfect simulation of my ideal life?

    Sure.

    If by perfect simulation you mean there's no way to discern it from reality, and I can go right on knowing or not knowing that I am living a lie.

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

    Well why not


    Hard to say, seems like there's something important about the fact that it wouldn't be real.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pooro, I have been showing people Mixed Drinks for Alcoholics

    Like, a lot of people

    I have never had one person not bust out laughing when you pull out the bucket.

    It seemed to raise the enjoyment level when I told them you were already drunk when you filmed it.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Randall, you are the textbook definition of an insufferable prick which is why so many people despise or pity you.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sometimes I see Druhim on Facebook and I feel intimated.

    I don't think that's fair.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

    Well why not


    Hard to say, seems like there's something important about the fact that it wouldn't be real.

    Well it would feel real, right?

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey, here is a funny and relevant story.

    In high school, I couldn't get laid to save my fucking life. But I told everybody I was "waiting for that special someone."

    It was buuuuulllllllllssssshhhhiiiiiiiiiit.

    I just didn't want look like the pathetic, unfuckable loser that I was.

    There may or may not be parallels to Randall in this story.

    Drunk Pooro on
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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Prohass wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    Prohass wrote: »
    Well really the same goes for boys. My little bro had a pic of himself spread around school by a particularily nasty girl. So its a two way street thing.

    yeah but the girls were probably giggling while if it was a girl, all the boys would send it to each other and jerk it to it

    You'll find that the thing that actually impacts the person isnt whats done with the photo, its simply the exposure, embarresment and ridicule. Which is why the whole child porn creation thing is so irrelevant. Sorry unless you were implying that I cant tell.

    you know duder, that was a pretty stupid post i made looking back on it

    you're right

    not that i disagreed with you, i was just going in an irrelevant direction

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sometimes I see Druhim on Facebook and I feel intimated.

    I don't think that's fair.

    You have druhim on facebook?
    Lucky

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Randall, you are the textbook definition of an insufferable prick which is why so many people despise or pity you.

    But I'm perfectly happy being an insufferable prick, so the people pitying me do so in error.

    I admit freely that I encourage despisal(?), but I'm okay with that, mainly because most other people are jerks (from my perspective)

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Prohass wrote: »
    Well really the same goes for boys. My little bro had a pic of himself spread around school by a particularily nasty girl. So its a two way street thing.

    Nude pictures? D:

    Haha yeah, poor guy, hes managed to turn it around because hes got nothing to be ashamed of, but still not the point and it was pretty devestating for him for a long while. But again he grew out of it and got over it and chalked it up to a life lesson.

    A lot of the time its about character judgement, and teens have very poor character judgement.

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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Pooro, I have been showing people Mixed Drinks for Alcoholics

    Like, a lot of people

    I have never had one person not bust out laughing when you pull out the bucket.

    It seemed to raise the enjoyment level when I told them you were already drunk when you filmed it.

    Have you been showing them the original, or the recent remix?

    Drunk Pooro on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh man, I'm glad I don't hang out at your house anymore PI because if I saw your mom again it would be all awkward now.

    I'd just have to distract my mind with something else, like the really adorable teddy bears she makes, and not, you know, her getting it on with her twin and another man.

    Jesus.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Sometimes I see Druhim on Facebook and I feel intimated.

    I don't think that's fair.

    You have druhim on facebook?
    Lucky

    No but I am friends with people who are his friends!

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also, facebook is a cancer upon our society.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pooro, I have been showing people Mixed Drinks for Alcoholics

    Like, a lot of people

    I have never had one person not bust out laughing when you pull out the bucket.

    It seemed to raise the enjoyment level when I told them you were already drunk when you filmed it.

    Have you been showing them the original, or the recent remix?

    There's a remix?

    I Win Swordfights on
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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

    Well why not


    Hard to say, seems like there's something important about the fact that it wouldn't be real.

    Well it would feel real, right?


    It would feel real.

    It would be like when Cypher decides to go back into the Matrix: he wasn't going to remember anything about his old life.

    scarlet ave. on
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    Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Pooro, I have been showing people Mixed Drinks for Alcoholics

    Like, a lot of people

    I have never had one person not bust out laughing when you pull out the bucket.

    It seemed to raise the enjoyment level when I told them you were already drunk when you filmed it.

    Have you been showing them the original, or the recent remix?

    There's a remix?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUGI4blIaP8

    Drunk Pooro on
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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh god does randall_flagg have a neckbeard

    i'll bet it's majestic

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    teenagers are awful and I feel no problem condemning them for doing stupid shit

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Randall Flagg is Nurse Joy

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pooro, I have been showing people Mixed Drinks for Alcoholics

    Like, a lot of people

    I have never had one person not bust out laughing when you pull out the bucket.

    It seemed to raise the enjoyment level when I told them you were already drunk when you filmed it.

    Have you been showing them the original, or the recent remix?

    There's a remix?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUGI4blIaP8
    Yeah, the delivery is way better on this one.

    I Win Swordfights on
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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Sometimes I see Druhim on Facebook and I feel intimated.

    I don't think that's fair.

    You have druhim on facebook?
    Lucky

    No but I am friends with people who are his friends!

    lame

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Well, shit. I thought this was going to be a thread about the Matrix.

    Anyway, it leads to an interesting question.

    If you could live in a virtual world that was a perfect simulation of your ideal life, would you? Even if you could never leave once you entered it?

    (Presumably this would involve not knowing that your mother was a hot slut with her sis, or even better: believing that your mom was someone awesome.)

    Well why not


    Hard to say, seems like there's something important about the fact that it wouldn't be real.

    Well it would feel real, right?


    It would feel real.

    It would be like when Cypher decides to go back into the Matrix: he wasn't going to remember anything about his old life.

    I'd do it

    Dadouw on
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