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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it a bannable offense to post PMs?

    Gim on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Zen: That is the blurriest flag I've ever seen. Did the camera fall in a vat of petroleum jelly right before?

    No, that's just the glory you're seeing.

    James on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    apollo.jpg

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Is it a bannable offense to post PMs?

    I think it's a case-by-case thing.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Is it a bannable offense to post PMs?

    I think it's a case-by-case thing.

    As are most bannings.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    [strike]epoxy[/strike]
    [strike]shaving cream[/strike]
    [strike]dremel[/strike]
    dress shirt
    [strike]sandwich bags[/strike]
    [strike]razor blades[/strike]
    fine mesh
    belt

    i need to go to a hardware store for the mesh :(
    what the hell are you tryin to construct here

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    [strike]epoxy[/strike]
    [strike]shaving cream[/strike]
    [strike]dremel[/strike]
    dress shirt
    [strike]sandwich bags[/strike]
    [strike]razor blades[/strike]
    fine mesh
    belt

    i need to go to a hardware store for the mesh :(
    what the hell are you tryin to construct here

    Mail order bride

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    [strike]epoxy[/strike]
    [strike]shaving cream[/strike]
    [strike]dremel[/strike]
    dress shirt
    [strike]sandwich bags[/strike]
    [strike]razor blades[/strike]
    fine mesh
    belt

    i need to go to a hardware store for the mesh :(
    what the hell are you tryin to construct here

    optimus-prime.jpg

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Is it a bannable offense to post PMs?
    i don't think so

    all i know is if Obs ever PMs me i will post it immediately

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    nexy wins by evoking female inferiority AND sex trafficking while JK just evoked a stupid Transformer which is too nerdy to be acknowledged

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    [strike]epoxy[/strike]
    [strike]shaving cream[/strike]
    [strike]dremel[/strike]
    dress shirt
    [strike]sandwich bags[/strike]
    [strike]razor blades[/strike]
    fine mesh
    belt

    i need to go to a hardware store for the mesh :(

    You have the weirdest sexual fetish ever.

    you mean you don't attach a dildo to a dremel and use it on a girl who is tied up with a dress shirt and belt while you shave her naughty bits and epoxy some mesh and sandwich bags onto her legs?

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    nexy wins by evoking female inferiority AND sex trafficking while JK just evoked a stupid Transformer which is too nerdy to be acknowledge

    It was beyond any material on the list while also being ridiculously over-complicated.

    I put thought into it wench.

    JamesKeenan on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    you mean you don't attach a dildo to a dremel and use it on a girl who is tied up with a dress shirt and belt while you shave her naughty bits and epoxy some mesh and sandwich bags onto her legs?

    No.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    you mean you don't attach a dildo to a dremel and use it on a girl who is tied up with a dress shirt and belt while you shave her naughty bits and epoxy some mesh and sandwich bags onto her legs?

    No.

    No you don't mean that you don't?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    you mean you don't attach a dildo to a dremel and use it on a girl who is tied up with a dress shirt and belt while you shave her naughty bits and epoxy some mesh and sandwich bags onto her legs?

    No.

    weirdo

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Is it a bannable offense to post PMs?

    I think it's a case-by-case thing.

    As are most bannings.

    If it's with a mod or admin and they say don't post it, then maybe.

    Dynagrip on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    nexy wins by evoking female inferiority AND sex trafficking while JK just evoked a stupid Transformer which is too nerdy to be acknowledge

    It was beyond any material on the list while also being ridiculously over-complicated.

    I put thought into it wench.

    and he's making a stupid pose!

    JamesKeenan on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    KEEP CRYING JK

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    For criminey sake, California is huge, then there's Seattle up north and the East Coast is so fuck far from the West, just shrink your country or live closer together for prosperity of wanting visitors.

    Johannen on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    KEEP CRYING JK

    Choose your words carefully.
    transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-poster.jpg

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    For criminey sake, California is huge, then there's Seattle up north and the East Coast is so fuck far from the West, just shrink your country or live closer together for prosperity of wanting visitors.
    trust me if we could have sunk the midwest into a great fault line in the middle of the country and squished the coasts together we would have done it by now

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Listen, Joh, no one likes your shitty tiny country. Texas laughs at you. Texas.

    How does that feel? Not too good, does it?

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Forum parties er'ryday

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    For criminey sake, California is huge, then there's Seattle up north and the East Coast is so fuck far from the West, just shrink your country or live closer together for prosperity of wanting visitors.

    MURIKA

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

    fuck

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

    can we also build islands in the atlantic?

    i want my own island.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just want to say that this is a god damn brilliant post.
    Lizard wrote: »
    It was a dispute about slavery. The South believed a certain portion of the population should be enslaved. The North believed the entire population should be enslaved.

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Listen, Joh, no one likes your shitty tiny country. Texas laughs at you. Texas.

    How does that feel? Not too good, does it?

    Respect your ancestors bumbag! You're only around today because we got bored of playing Risk on a board and decided the real game was funnier.

    Johannen on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    For criminey sake, California is huge, then there's Seattle up north and the East Coast is so fuck far from the West, just shrink your country or live closer together for prosperity of wanting visitors.

    If we reduced the size of the country, that would destroy the covered wagon and oxen industry.

    Gim on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

    can we also build islands in the atlantic?

    i want my own island.

    Shotgun Bora Bora if we go into the Pacific.

    Johannen on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

    Why would you punish Cuba like that?

    Gim on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    For criminey sake, California is huge, then there's Seattle up north and the East Coast is so fuck far from the West, just shrink your country or live closer together for prosperity of wanting visitors.

    If we reduced the size of the country, that would destroy the covered wagon and oxen industry.

    Stop sending MikeMan pictures of your wang via oxen-mail. You're keeping an industry alive that should have died when people realized Sacajaweha had a purty mouth and needed to put it to better use.

    Johannen on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

    can we also build islands in the atlantic?

    i want my own island.

    Shotgun Bora Bora if we go into the Pacific.

    screw that, i want a tinny island that i can go to and put all sorts of dangerous animals on so i can kidnap people and drop them onto the island (which is covered in video surveilance) and watch them try to survive from my iron fortress on top of an active volcano.

    is that too much to ask?

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    oh and if we could have sawed florida off and kicked it into Cuba we would have done that too

    can we also build islands in the atlantic?

    i want my own island.

    Shotgun Bora Bora if we go into the Pacific.

    screw that, i want a tinny island that i can go to and put all sorts of dangerous animals on so i can kidnap people and drop them onto the island (which is covered in video surveilance) and watch them try to survive from my iron fortress on top of an active volcano.

    is that too much to ask?
    You mean Isla Del Coco? That only works if you want to genetically reform dinosaurs.

    Johannen on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Speaking of MikeMan and pictures he's not around so I am going to embarrass him
    2628_1108402000239_1532506191_30266407_3846239_n.jpg

    CAPTION TIME

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    For criminey sake, California is huge, then there's Seattle up north and the East Coast is so fuck far from the West, just shrink your country or live closer together for prosperity of wanting visitors.

    If we reduced the size of the country, that would destroy the covered wagon and oxen industry.

    Stop sending MikeMan pictures of your wang via oxen-mail. You're keeping an industry alive that should have died when people realized Sacajaweha had a purty mouth and needed to put it to better use.

    It requires five covered wagons to spread my cockphotos to MikeMan.

    Gim on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Speaking of MikeMan and pictures he's not around so I am going to embarrass him
    2628_1108402000239_1532506191_30266407_3846239_n.jpg

    CAPTION TIME

    Ceci n'est pas une fag

    Res on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Speaking of MikeMan and pictures he's not around so I am going to embarrass him
    2628_1108402000239_1532506191_30266407_3846239_n.jpg

    CAPTION TIME

    Oh shit, Hi Chris, yeah I'll have a seat over there.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Speaking of MikeMan and pictures he's not around so I am going to embarrass him
    2628_1108402000239_1532506191_30266407_3846239_n.jpg

    CAPTION TIME

    Erm...

    "Duh! Of course I didn't think I could perm this giraffe. I'm giving him a manicure."

    Get it?!

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