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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    O.O

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Sarksus on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.

    Cinders on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    Johannen on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get some nice delicious bacon. With salad.

    Elendil on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.

    That sounds like a ridiculous idea!

    Sarksus on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Aaaaah, sorry :lol: I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.

    Johannen on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Guyyys, there's no food in the house. Should I go to the grocery store and get something, get fast food and doom myself to coronary disease, or order pizza and also probably doom myself to coronary disease.

    How hungry are you?

    I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.

    Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.

    That sounds like a ridiculous idea!

    Ridiculously delicious!

    Cinders on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Aaaaah, sorry :lol: I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.

    It's not the sort of thing you can just jump into whenever you feel stressed; you need to train yourself, over a period of several weeks, to enter a meditative state on command. You need to practice every day if possible, if only for 15 minutes or so, when you are calm and not already feeling stressed out. Eventually you'll get to the point where, even when you're feeling awful, you can relax yourself and clear your head. It's just like training a muscle, you need to work on it, a little at a time and stick with it.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm hungry.

    OremLK on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey Zimmy how do you do that thing you do.

    Sarksus on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I am depressed and unable to sleep.

    Bollocks.

    Did you do that thing I told you to do?

    The masturbating thing?

    I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.

    :|

    The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.

    Aaaaah, sorry :lol: I actually did try it and I was a bit to hectically minded at the time I think but it did take an edge off. I might try actually, I'll stick around for ten to keep the mind occupied then try. The problem with the meditative state thing is I'm one of those people who thinks too much when alone and I think my minds been wandering to my ex annoyingly lately.

    It's not the sort of thing you can just jump into whenever you feel stressed; you need to train yourself, over a period of several weeks, to enter a meditative state on command. You need to practice every day if possible, if only for 15 minutes or so, when you are calm and not already feeling stressed out. Eventually you'll get to the point where, even when you're feeling awful, you can relax yourself and clear your head. It's just like training a muscle, you need to work on it, a little at a time and stick with it.
    how do i do this i wanna do this

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Alright dudes, I think I'm done for tonight.

    Mike, send me a PM or something and I'll see if I can think of any good ideas. I've helped a few people find some direction before, maybe we'll get lucky and I'll come up with something that might fit.

    EDIT: Urgh... hold on guys, let me see if I can find it...

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Link to old post with basic meditation technique

    That's an extreme simplification of the technique involved; I did six months of biofeedback with a specialist to get to the point where I could do it easily, but the principles are pretty universal, I think. I guess you guys can always PM me with specific questions.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will look at that!

    Good night, Zim.

    Sarksus on
  • CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teach us, Zen master Zim!

    Corbius on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Quarter-life crisis, huh?

    Any idea what kind of direction you want to go in? Could you see yourself teaching (requires a lot of patience) or working in marketing/public relations (are you outgoing and personable) or do you have a particular hobby or interest that you would enjoy doing for a living?

    Gotta give us something to work with, here.

    I am currently in a large healthcare market research company. I do not like what I do. I do like the people but it's not enough.

    I work long fucking hours and I am underpaid.

    As for what I want to do, well I'm trying to figure that out right now. :( I like to write, I'm good with people, I love science but am terrible at math, I love composing and record engineering but it's hard to make a living in that.

    Are you telegenic? Dress well, clean-cut and all that jazz? Because it sounds like you'd be more suited to PR work than what you're doing now. Ever write a press release before? Obviously it's a struggle right now with the economy as it is. If you're willing to relocate then that opens up a lot of options, but I assume you're looking for something at least within a few hours of your current location.

    You'd need some experience in the field, something to put on your resume before you can land a solid long-term position, and there are usually a lot of non-profit organizations and small businesses looking for young, enthusiastic people willing to work on the cheap for a few years. Look at local credit unions, charities, small private schools, and especially religious organizations (the good ones are fantastic to work for).
    I am not necessarily opposed to this, although one of the reasons I'm growing unbelievably sick of this job is the corporate sleaze and slick veneer of artificiality that's coating everything in the business world.

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's going to be very sad if she turned off or lost her cell phone... :(

    Incenjucar on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Later dudes. Don't get frustrated if you don't get results right away, like I said it takes a while.

    If you really want to take a serious look at biofeedback but can't afford to see a specialist, check this out. It's a super-simplified version of the training equipment they use, and it does work if you keep at it.

    EDIT: Mike, hence my suggestion to take a look at small businesses and non-profit organizations. They don't pay as well, but you don't have the icky aftertaste of having sold out your principles. Personally I don't mind the corporate world at all, but I understand how it can bother a lot of people.

    OK, I'm done now. SERIOUS THIS TIME.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Damn Zim left I was gonna ask him how to bake a pretty cake.

    Sarksus on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    night zimmy

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Damn Zim left I was gonna ask him how to bake a pretty cake.

    Do your cooking by the book.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh Jesus Chinese forums have terrible poetry.

    Quid on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible

    Hakkekage on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    i bought their entire collection for you

    you'd better like them

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L5rXjNsI3o

    By God I am going to learn to do that dance.

    The Hell? Where's my embedding?!

    Quid on
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    This OP was not made by Snoop Dogg.

    Therefor this OP sucks.

    JustinSane07 on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ah ha!

    Quid on
  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The way I was taught meditation was to take a 2 syllable easy nonsense word, eyes closed, think the 1st syllable as you exhale, 2nd as you inhale.

    Of course the goal of this particular exercise is not relaxation, but to fool your mind into thinking nothing, for as long as possible. Something to do with enlightenment.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    i bought their entire collection for you

    you'd better like them
    NOOOOO

    Also Bill Kristol pied by "A Revolting Student" :lol:

    Hakkekage on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L5rXjNsI3o

    By God I am going to learn to do that dance.

    The Hell? Where's my embedding?!
    hold on it says this one is not available either

    i cleared my cache though so what's going on

    Hakkekage on
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She just called and is on her way. <3 <3 <3

    Incenjucar on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    i bought their entire collection for you

    you'd better like them
    NOOOOO

    Also Bill Kristol pied by "A Revolting Student" :lol:
    There's video of it

    Pretty awesome

    Elendil on
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L5rXjNsI3o

    By God I am going to learn to do that dance.

    The Hell? Where's my embedding?!
    hold on it says this one is not available either

    i cleared my cache though so what's going on
    I am watching it right now for both the flamboyant dancer and the excellent song.

    Quid on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    She just called and is on her way. <3 <3 <3
    I wonder if Quis is doing it yet

    I'm imagining he is

    Elendil on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    RonaldoTheGypsy on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Wow that Brokencyde song is terrible
    i bought their entire collection for you

    you'd better like them
    NOOOOO

    Also Bill Kristol pied by "A Revolting Student" :lol:
    There's video of it

    Pretty awesome
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDEoLJGyCAo

    hahaha yess

    Hakkekage on
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