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[Chat]zle my nizzle got these fuckin brizzles up in my mizzle like a fuckin grizzle
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I ate a hamburger, a chicken sandwich, and some fries today. I am hungry.
Maybe you should get a nice delicious salad. With bacon.
The masturbating thing?
I think depression spanking is a bad idea because it could theoretically lead to asphyxiwanking.
That sounds like a ridiculous idea!
:|
The meditation/breathing exercises I told you to work on a couple of weeks ago.
Aaaaah, sorry
Ridiculously delicious!
It's not the sort of thing you can just jump into whenever you feel stressed; you need to train yourself, over a period of several weeks, to enter a meditative state on command. You need to practice every day if possible, if only for 15 minutes or so, when you are calm and not already feeling stressed out. Eventually you'll get to the point where, even when you're feeling awful, you can relax yourself and clear your head. It's just like training a muscle, you need to work on it, a little at a time and stick with it.
Mike, send me a PM or something and I'll see if I can think of any good ideas. I've helped a few people find some direction before, maybe we'll get lucky and I'll come up with something that might fit.
EDIT: Urgh... hold on guys, let me see if I can find it...
That's an extreme simplification of the technique involved; I did six months of biofeedback with a specialist to get to the point where I could do it easily, but the principles are pretty universal, I think. I guess you guys can always PM me with specific questions.
Good night, Zim.
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If you really want to take a serious look at biofeedback but can't afford to see a specialist, check this out. It's a super-simplified version of the training equipment they use, and it does work if you keep at it.
EDIT: Mike, hence my suggestion to take a look at small businesses and non-profit organizations. They don't pay as well, but you don't have the icky aftertaste of having sold out your principles. Personally I don't mind the corporate world at all, but I understand how it can bother a lot of people.
OK, I'm done now. SERIOUS THIS TIME.
Do your cooking by the book.
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you'd better like them
By God I am going to learn to do that dance.
The Hell? Where's my embedding?!
Therefor this OP sucks.
Of course the goal of this particular exercise is not relaxation, but to fool your mind into thinking nothing, for as long as possible. Something to do with enlightenment.
Also Bill Kristol pied by "A Revolting Student"
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i cleared my cache though so what's going on
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Pretty awesome
I'm imagining he is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOQvcMLll4E
hahaha yess
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