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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VC got fat

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Only zakkiel could make me agree with Podly. I'm going to have to make it a point to eviscerate him. Legally. Someday.

    ViolentChemistry on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know that the last time I had cigarette, I smoked half a pack of cigarettes and drank a fifth of scotch on the roof of some random apartment, listening to this version of the footloose soundtrack at four in the morning.

    Strangely comforting.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    [strike]Do laundry[/strike]
    [strike]Take out trash[/strike]
    [strike]Convince fiancee that free will is an illusion[/strike]
    Eat pizza.


    Awesome night.

    Nice! So you got her on the determinism train?

    She didn't have a choice.

    :^:

    Nocturne on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    [strike]Do laundry[/strike]
    [strike]Take out trash[/strike]
    [strike]Convince fiancee that free will is an illusion[/strike]
    Eat pizza.


    Awesome night.

    Nice! So you got her on the determinism train?

    She didn't have a choice.

    :^:

    It's a fairly comfortable train.

    _J_ on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?

    _J_ on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    Or a tricked out Tricycle.

    JamesKeenan on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    VC got fat

    Actually VC lost 30 lbs. You can't really see any shape in that picture, the only thing adequately lit is the bottle and my cigarette, which is obviously adequately lit if I can drag on it. I'm still fat, but my favorite leather jacket now fits me like a tent.

    ViolentChemistry on
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  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    dont forget the _J_ who gets drunk and forever loses what wouldve been the love of his life.

    Dr Mario Kart on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't text all that much so my auto-complete is pretty lousy. But i'm texting this girl in my class about a paper which is due tomorrow, and i've noticed that "fucking" and "hate" are some of the only words my auto-complete correctly guesses.

    I wonder if that indicates anything.

    _J_ on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    dont forget the _J_ who gets drunk and forever loses what wouldve been the love of his life.

    That _J_ is a fucking tool. He fucks everything up for us.

    I'm kind of like multi-man except all of my powers end up fucking me over.

    _J_ on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
    What about my free will!

    Hakkekage on
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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    I don't text all that much so my auto-complete is pretty lousy. But i'm texting this girl in my class about a paper which is due tomorrow, and i've noticed that "fucking" and "hate" are some of the only words my auto-complete correctly guesses.

    I wonder if that indicates anything.

    Probably your strong, often vulgarly expressed, anti-fornication stance.

    JamesKeenan on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    I can, in fact, never be skinny. My skeletal structure is too broad. Baby-bearing hips, load-bearing shoulders and ribcage, etc. I'm half Polish, for fuck's sake.

    ViolentChemistry on
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.

    _J_ on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
    What about my free will!

    I thought there was no free will.

    Cinders on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
    What about my free will!
    it's an illuuuuusion

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You guys should I design a logo for Union Aerospace Corporation of Omni Consumer Products?

    Hacksaw on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    Make it 800 hundo and a few Andes mints and you got yourself a deal.

    JamesKeenan on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw is acting more and more SE

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
    Is that like monopoly money

    Hakkekage on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Though I'm glad someone's finally willing to tell me to my face that I'm fat. You should punch Medo in the face for being a liar.

    ViolentChemistry on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
    and _J_ takes light banter to a creepy place

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    I don't text all that much so my auto-complete is pretty lousy. But i'm texting this girl in my class about a paper which is due tomorrow, and i've noticed that "fucking" and "hate" are some of the only words my auto-complete correctly guesses.

    I wonder if that indicates anything.

    Probably your strong, often vulgarly expressed, anti-fornication stance.

    lawl.

    Yeah. Or i just have inconsistencies in what I fucking hate.

    But I fucking hate so many things!

    _J_ on
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars
    What about my free will!

    We decided it doesn't exist.

    Sarksus on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
    and _J_ takes everything to a creepy place

    Nocturne on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hrm. The bible has some awesome stories.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    back to work people

    MikeMan on
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
    and _J_ takes light banter to a creepy place

    It's not creepy to state that one would pay a significant amount of money to fuck someone from D&D who they've only recently seen a picture of.

    ...

    Ok, wait, yeah. That is pretty damn creepy.

    i fucking hate _J_.

    _J_ on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to hang out with J, Ronaldo, and DUE all at once.

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    dont forget the _J_ who gets drunk and forever loses what wouldve been the love of his life.

    That _J_ is a fucking tool. He fucks everything up for us.

    I'm kind of like multi-man except all of my powers end up fucking me over.

    You're the jack-of-questionable-trades

    Rikushix on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
    and _J_ takes light banter to a creepy place

    mm4.jpg

    Podly on
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to hang out with J, Ronaldo, and DUE all at once.

    I'm pretty great. I don't know who the fuck those other fuckers are.

    _J_ on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would totally do blow off of Podly's erect penis.

    Zen Vulgarity on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    nice backpedaling there mister _J_

    I'm not backpeddling. I'm just arguing with the .999 repeating thread _J_, who would probably argue with the "does science have all the answers" thread _J_, who would hate the Kings thread _J_, who thinks the WoW [chat] thread _J_ is a dick, who thinks the philosophy of mind thread _J_ is an asinine pedant, who enjoys the [chat] thread _J_, who wants to fuck Hakks.
    i will let you fuck her if you give me 3 million dollars

    She's well worth it. But in this economy?
    she vey nise

    vey nise

    thousand dorra thousand dorra

    I would, without hesitation, pay thousand dorra.
    and _J_ takes light banter to a creepy place

    It's not creepy to state that one would pay a significant amount of money to fuck someone from D&D who they've only recently seen a picture of.

    ...

    Ok, wait, yeah. That is pretty damn creepy.

    i fucking hate _J_.
    it's actually that she's not a whore but yeah let's go with that

    MikeMan on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw is acting more and more SE
    no u

    Hacksaw on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would totally do blow off of Podly's erect penis.

    My penis is thin but a decent length.

    Totally awesome for ripping lines.

    Podly on
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