[Chat]zle my nizzle got these fuckin brizzles up in my mizzle like a fuckin grizzle

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I would totally do blow off of Podly's erect penis.

    My penis is thin but a decent length.

    Totally awesome for ripping lines.

    See, I guessed this.

    Hence.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    it's actually that she's not a whore but yeah let's go with that

    And Scarlet Johansson isn't a French maid with an inefficient dress code, but I'd pay her for that.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hahahahaha Podly swoops in and makes everything okay again

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So when are we all going to the Brokencyde concert?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to hang out with J, Ronaldo, and DUE all at once.

    I am trying to make this grouping make sense.

    But why is _J_ there?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    never ever read the youtube comments on a brokencyde video

    *slap*

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    shit you guys when did Shane McConkey die

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So when are we all going to the Brokencyde concert?

    hulk smash

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  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Actually without the convenient existence of God making free will an impossibility, what makes free will non-existent?

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Jesus Christ Tav is the worst person ever.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    shit you guys when did Shane McConkey die

    When I had enough of his lip.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    So when are we all going to the Brokencyde concert?

    Well, by god, as soon as we can, I hope! I love Brokencyde!

    Das, I didn't realize...

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would like to hang out with PA people... but I doubt I will have enough money for PAX.

    Was someone saying something about needing a French maid earlier?

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    H+B how long have you been engaged?

    Good question. It sort of evolved from her desire to get married and my desire to make her happy. So a progression something like
    "I don't understand marriage."
    "I don't care about marriage."
    "I guess that marriage is understandable."
    "I would be fine marrying you if that's what you want."
    "Ok, so we're engaged now? Ok."

    Which was fine, since it set the wedding as a nebulous future-tense thing, until the other day when she's all like "How about August 2010?"
    ":shock: But that's like... 16 months! I won't be a grown-up then!"

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  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also, how is negotiation of a price not creepy but finalization of said price creepy?

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    wow

    the dude died by skiing off a cliff

    in a wingsuit

    with a parachute on his back


    he couldn't get his skies off in time to pull the chute :(

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    VC, in midair, with the superglue.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I would like to hang out with you guys, I wouldn't spend money to do it though.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One time I was in line at wal-mart. People were talking about being excited to see Brokencyde.

    They were adults.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    VC do you know who shane mcconkey is or are you just fucking with me

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    OH MY GOD.

    Girl on whom I have a crush to whom I declared my love while drunk? She just called and said "Can i come over to your apartment and write my paper?"

    ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    H+B how long have you been engaged?

    Good question. It sort of evolved from her desire to get married and my desire to make her happy. So a progression something like
    "I don't understand marriage."
    "I don't care about marriage."
    "I guess that marriage is understandable."
    "I would be fine marrying you if that's what you want."
    "Ok, so we're engaged now? Ok."

    Which was fine, since it set the wedding as a nebulous future-tense thing, until the other day when she's all like "How about August 2010?"
    ":shock: But that's like... 16 months! I won't be a grown-up then!"

    Sounds like a fun way to go about it. Other than the 16 months thing specifically.

    Well good luck!

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    OH MY GOD.

    Girl on whom I have a crush to whom I declared my love while drunk? She just called and said "Can i come over to your apartment and write my paper?"

    ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

    Did you reply, "for one thousand dorra"

    ???

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    I would like to hang out with you guys, I wouldn't spend money to do it though.

    Then you drink the cheap stuff. Wait, aren't you Canadian? Fuck that, you get no booze unless you bring the greens.

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  • SarksusSarksus Paul Atreides holding a pugRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    OH MY GOD.

    Girl on whom I have a crush to whom I declared my love while drunk? She just called and said "Can i come over to your apartment and write my paper?"

    ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

    DUDE

    WHEN SHE COMES IN DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR TOO QUICKLY OTHERWISE SHE'LL GET HIT AND SHE WON'T LIKE YOU. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VC, in midair, with the superglue.

    I lol'd

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    OH MY GOD.

    Girl on whom I have a crush to whom I declared my love while drunk? She just called and said "Can i come over to your apartment and write my paper?"

    ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

    She needs a place where she is 100% sure there will be no distractions.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    VC do you know who shane mcconkey is or are you just fucking with me

    I'll be honest, I have no idea. But Zen is supposed to punch you in the face, so watch out.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Seriously though Medo, my religion is Batman, anytime I say anything about killing anyone you should know it's bullshit.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No but seriously. Why

    Due, J, and Ronaldo

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    H+B how long have you been engaged?

    Good question. It sort of evolved from her desire to get married and my desire to make her happy. So a progression something like
    "I don't understand marriage."
    "I don't care about marriage."
    "I guess that marriage is understandable."
    "I would be fine marrying you if that's what you want."
    "Ok, so we're engaged now? Ok."

    Which was fine, since it set the wedding as a nebulous future-tense thing, until the other day when she's all like "How about August 2010?"
    ":shock: But that's like... 16 months! I won't be a grown-up then!"

    Sounds like a fun way to go about it. Other than the 16 months thing specifically.

    Well good luck!

    Thanks. I'm pretty clueless as to the traditions. I guess we were supposed to have a dinner party and announce it to family, instead of her saying something like "Well you'll have to deal with it because we're engaged!" to her dad when they were having a fight.

    Also I think I should find a ring of some sort? How many head of cattle should I expect for a dowry in this economy?

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medopine wrote: »

    How could this possibly have gone wrong?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    OH MY GOD.

    Girl on whom I have a crush to whom I declared my love while drunk? She just called and said "Can i come over to your apartment and write my paper?"

    ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG

    She needs a place where she is 100% sure there will be no distractions.

    But what about my gigantic peni...

    oh...she DOES NOT WANT!

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Okay, his narrative was actually totally something I can grasp. Even relate to, it meshes with my passion for driving in ways that make people think I'm insane. That said, I think his death was a good death, as it is comparable to me fucking up throttle-control and tumbling off a cliff in a tiny RWD coupe. I will drink to that.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Okay, his narrative was actually totally something I can grasp. Even relate to, it meshes with my passion for driving in ways that make people think I'm insane. That said, I think his death was a good death, as it is comparable to me fucking up throttle-control and tumbling off a cliff in a tiny RWD coupe. I will drink to that.

    certainly better than choking on an olive or something dumb

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    Okay, his narrative was actually totally something I can grasp. Even relate to, it meshes with my passion for driving in ways that make people think I'm insane. That said, I think his death was a good death, as it is comparable to me fucking up throttle-control and tumbling off a cliff in a tiny RWD coupe. I will drink to that.

    certainly better than choking on an olive or something dumb

    Everyone dies. Dying doing something fuckawesome is the way to go.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No but seriously. Why

    Due, J, and Ronaldo

    Every group needs a J in some form?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    No but seriously. Why

    Due, J, and Ronaldo

    Every group needs a J in some form?

    Damn straight!

    Someone was introducing me to someone from another school while we were at a bar. And the guy said, "This is Jay. He's...well...every department has a Jay...."

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    Okay, his narrative was actually totally something I can grasp. Even relate to, it meshes with my passion for driving in ways that make people think I'm insane. That said, I think his death was a good death, as it is comparable to me fucking up throttle-control and tumbling off a cliff in a tiny RWD coupe. I will drink to that.

    certainly better than choking on an olive or something dumb

    Everyone dies. Dying doing something fuckawesome is the way to go.

    I prefer dying as far away from now as possible

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