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  • StormgaleStormgale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cause Mittens is the be all and end all of goon swarm Amirite
    (Even though he is fluffy and a Cool Customer)

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  • BlutrasereiBlutraserei Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koreban wrote: »
    (2:00:41 PM) Rita Repulsa: the directorate has said a half billion times they don't give a fuck about the market or relisting
    (2:00:46 PM) Rita Repulsa: as they shouldn't

    Last I checked Merchi doesn't answer to Epsilon.

    (2:38:38 PM) pokchu: hey mittani, does the directorate care about relisting things in goonspace?
    (2:39:13 PM) the_mittani: no

    GIA doesn't exist.

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  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    actually i vaguely remember suas implementing and me trying to follow up with making t1 battleships fit points/webs and shortrange ammo and just warp in close, with the t2 snipers coming in at 100

    it never did work with goon only fleets, but suas got it to work really well in 66- when the whole goon gang went at 0 and tcf/ra/unl went in at 100

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  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i didn't say i like him, and i also said why i wasn't sponsoring him in.

    i just think you're being a bunch of pubbie faggots about all of this, which is why many goons can't stand the pubbie corps

    edit: when zapa gets back on jabber, i'll ask him about relisting, and see what he says

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i didn't say i like him, and i also said why i wasn't sponsoring him in.

    i just think you're being a bunch of pubbie faggots about all of this, which is why many goons can't stand the pubbie corps

    Hey, you've got new leadership in place, might be a good time to rehash your old pubbie hate threads. Zapa and Althair buckled to PL over Awox. I know Darius said he'd never kick out another pubbie corp while he was CEO, so you might want to get hoppin' on this ASAP.

    Thine righteousness are thy sword and thy shield fair goon knight, carry your banner into combat proudly, you serve your masters well.

    Koreban on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    he's really not white knighting me Koreban

    he's just pointing out how over the top ridiculous (dumb) this has been wink.gif

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  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koreban wrote: »
    i didn't say i like him, and i also said why i wasn't sponsoring him in.

    i just think you're being a bunch of pubbie faggots about all of this, which is why many goons can't stand the pubbie corps

    Hey, you've got new leadership in place, might be a good time to rehash your old pubbie hate threads. Zapa and Althair buckled to PL over Awox. I know Darius said he'd never kick out another pubbie corp while he was CEO, so you might want to get hoppin' on this ASAP.

    Thine righteousness are thy sword and thy shield fair goon knight, carry your banner into combat proudly, you serve your masters well.

    lol this post

    regarding the PL/Awox shit: goons vote with their feet, as the saying goes, noticed shitty participation?
    regarding pubbie hate: just because you won't be kicked out doesn't mean you aren't being tremendously gay.

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  • Metal Gear Solid 2 DemoMetal Gear Solid 2 Demo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koreban wrote: »
    Koreban wrote: »
    (2:00:41 PM) Rita Repulsa: the directorate has said a half billion times they don't give a fuck about the market or relisting
    (2:00:46 PM) Rita Repulsa: as they shouldn't

    Last I checked Merchi doesn't answer to Epsilon.

    (2:38:38 PM) pokchu: hey mittani, does the directorate care about relisting things in goonspace?
    (2:39:13 PM) the_mittani: no

    Yeah, don't care about that either. If you like him so much valiant sir white knight, go ahead and sponsor him.

    ahaha

    *gets disproven*

    "Yeah...well.....whatever maannnn"

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That's what they've said the entire time.

    And most of what they've said goes in stark contrast with;

    "Hurf Blurf - This is a GAME. Time to treat it as such."
    This is a game, treat it as such. Do what you find is fun, that's the Merch Way. If you like mining, do that. If you like ratting endlessly, do that. If you like shooting people do that, if you like shitting in peoples cereal, as long as they're not blue do that. We don't red pen anymore, red pens are done. The next red pen is when the game is shutting down and we give up deleve.

    This does not seem to be true considering how Merchi just reacted??

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  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    regarding the PL/Awox shit: goons vote with their feet, as the saying goes, noticed shitty participation?

    Yeah, finals and riding bikes weather also has nothing to do with this.
    regarding pubbie hate: just because you won't be kicked out doesn't mean you aren't being tremendously gay.

    Even I've been around long enough to know that this is expected. Merch isn't Goonfleet. If we kick someone and provide our reasons to the GF directors and that reason isn't good enough then he's free to apply elsewhere in the swarm. He won't get any recommendations from us, however, and we can't tell BTLS or LOVEU how to handle their recruitment.

    Koreban on
  • BlutrasereiBlutraserei Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Neli wrote: »
    That's what they've said the entire time.

    And most of what they've said goes in stark contrast with;

    "Hurf Blurf - This is a GAME. Time to treat it as such."
    This is a game, treat it as such. Do what you find is fun, that's the Merch Way. If you like mining, do that. If you like ratting endlessly, do that. If you like shooting people do that, if you like shitting in peoples cereal, as long as they're not blue do that. We don't red pen anymore, red pens are done. The next red pen is when the game is shutting down and we give up deleve.

    This does not seem to be true considering how Merchi just reacted??

    We're actually being pretty consistent if you're paying attention.

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  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah, but then going so far as to apparently send evemails and pms to all allies and other pubbie corps warning against him?

    that's some retarded blackballing shit that's really, really low for some infractions that wouldn't even get someone more than a stern warning and maybe a fine in other corps

    blackdegree on
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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Neli wrote: »
    That's what they've said the entire time.

    And most of what they've said goes in stark contrast with;

    "Hurf Blurf - This is a GAME. Time to treat it as such."
    This is a game, treat it as such. Do what you find is fun, that's the Merch Way. If you like mining, do that. If you like ratting endlessly, do that. If you like shooting people do that, if you like shitting in peoples cereal, as long as they're not blue do that. We don't red pen anymore, red pens are done. The next red pen is when the game is shutting down and we give up deleve.

    This does not seem to be true considering how Merchi just reacted??

    We're actually being pretty consistent if you're paying attention.

    I'm not sure I see where anyone took a shit in a goon cereal. I think someone said "relisting", which was pretty much shot down as soon as blackdegree proved that goons don't give a shit about it.

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  • BlutrasereiBlutraserei Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah, but then going so far as to apparently send evemails and pms to all allies and other pubbie corps warning against him?

    that's some retarded blackballing shit that's really, really low for some infractions that wouldn't even get someone more than a stern warning and maybe a fine in other corps

    As I recall he was given a couple warnings. C/D, Koreban?

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Heh, I wasn't given a single warning. Like I said, they didn't bother to even inform me why I was kicked.

    it went like this;

    1 - I get kicked
    2 - I make a thread asking why
    3 - I get trolled for 7 pages. Koreban here tries to scam me over several days and fails
    4 - they say I'm now blacklisted everywhere because I tried to defend myself
    5 - I go to PA forum and say that I've been kicked, probably because they don't like me
    6 - I get trolled on PA forum by the same guys. Now they say I'm not only blacklisted from GS and their allies, but also from Warhammer Online.

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  • BlutrasereiBlutraserei Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Heh, I wasn't given a single warning. Like I said, they didn't bother to even inform me why I was kicked.

    So three days before all this you weren't confronted about your misuse of the the Fleshreaper program?

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  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what's this about awox ? i take it he's in PL now and is blue and people are angry

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  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    he used blue status to setup warpins for his neutal alts to kill high value ratting ships goons have

    our fucking failure of a diplomat punished him by saying "stay out of delve okay?"

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Heh, I wasn't given a single warning. Like I said, they didn't bother to even inform me why I was kicked.

    So three days before all this you weren't confronted about your misuse of the the Fleshreaper program?

    Salvadore approached me and said I had stolen a dominix. I tell him that "no, you're wrong. ask zareph"

    then he says " oh ok, but you definitely stole 2 rokhs though" and I go "nope, here's picture proof"

    he goes "okay".

    I ask him if we're "okay" now and he says "yes."

    Then I get kicked. Supposedly because of the fleshreaper thing, which, of course, they were completely and utterly wrong with from the beginning. Since then it has transformed from fleshreaper into "well we don't like you, you're a pubbie". emot-saddowns.gif

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  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    he used blue status to setup warpins for his neutal alts to kill high value ratting ships goons have

    our fucking failure of a diplomat punished him by saying "stay out of delve okay?"

    i believe this merits a 'lol.' a 'heh' isn't quite right

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  • hazywaterhazywater Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu has and continues to act like a huge faggot and got booted. This isn't democracy.

    Its weird that the re-listing was brought up at all, who cares? People re-list all the time. Its not like there is a lack of reasons to ban this guy.

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  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    he's acting about as much of a faggot as those prosecuting him are, just sayin'

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yet you've failed to mention one

    just say that some director got pissed off and found some random reason to get rid of me

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  • PagoonPagoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey Zzulu, you're one of those dirty swede's right? I heard finfleet is recruiting.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't really want to join the wrong side of the fence there

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  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    According to you, Zzulu, you've done nothing wrong and we're all being faggots and you've got the mighty Epsilon at your back because we're being worthless faggots. Go talk to LOVEU and have them read this thread where you totally own us with your overwhelming evidence and make sure you let them know that Mittens doesn't give a shit about relisting in goonspace and they'll totally let you in.

    Koreban on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That'll show us. That'll show us real good.

    Koreban on
  • Mostestly HarmlessMostestly Harmless Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm sure they won't mind you taking care of their market seeding - your area of expertise, right?

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  • PagoonPagoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hazywater wrote: »
    Zzulu has and continues to act like a huge faggot and got booted. This isn't democracy.

    Its weird that the re-listing was brought up at all, who cares? People re-list all the time. Its not like there is a lack of reasons to ban this guy.

    I think that was sort of a courthouse thing. We basically nailed him on begging in alliance chat and reselling FR shit. This is a lot like the heroine addict who can't admit he has a problem.

    Pagoon on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    goons don't give a shit about pubbie drama

    And "according to me" you could kick me from merch all day long if you feel like it, but the blacklisting and ridiculous trolling/scamming was the faggoty part. And yes Koreban, going so far as to talk shit about me to the guild leader of another game is the very definition of being a dick.
    We basically nailed him on begging in alliance chat and reselling FR shit.

    It's like I'm talking to bloody monkeys here. You keep repeating the same two things that everyone but you can see I never did. I am convinced that you're just trying to troll at this point.emot-gonk.gif

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  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    yet you've failed to mention one

    just say that some director got pissed off and found some random reason to get rid of me

    join the club XD

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  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koreban wrote: »
    According to you, Zzulu, you've done nothing wrong and we're all being faggots and you've got the mighty Epsilon at your back because we're being worthless faggots. Go talk to LOVEU and have them read this thread where you totally own us with your overwhelming evidence and make sure you let them know that Mittens doesn't give a shit about relisting in goonspace and they'll totally let you in.

    just fyi pokchu isn't really epsilon
    see: vvvv

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  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koreban wrote: »
    That'll show us. That'll show us real good.

    you've got some sort of epsilon fixation, which is pretty funny. im actually in gamma jabber, which is quite different.

    you just seem to be getting very butthurt that people can't seem to comprehend your depths of wisdom

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  • JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think you should take all of this as a point of pride, and post a link to this thread and your gallantry for all time in all internet-game hluighahgghulughghahahghag affairs you pursue in life.
    Maybe even tattoo it on your chest.

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  • PagoonPagoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    goons don't give a shit about pubbie drama

    And "according to me" you could kick me from merch all day long if you feel like it, but the blacklisting and ridiculous trolling/scamming was the faggoty part. And yes Koreban, going so far as to talk shit about me to the guild leader of another game is the very definition of being a dick.
    We basically nailed him on begging in alliance chat and reselling FR shit.

    It's like I'm talking to bloody monkeys here. You keep repeating the same two things that everyone but you can see I never did. I am convinced that you're just trying to troll at this point.emot-gonk.gif


    Still waiting to see your killmails/loss mails on those rokhs there brah.

    Pagoon on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    goons don't give a shit about pubbie drama

    And "according to me" you could kick me from merch all day long if you feel like it, but the blacklisting and ridiculous trolling/scamming was the faggoty part.
    We basically nailed him on begging in alliance chat and reselling FR shit.

    It's like I'm talking to fucking monkeys here. You keep repeating the same two things that everyone but you can see I never did

    You totally missed the point here. Let me break it down for you:

    If the following are all true:
    1. Merchi booted you for something you're totally innocent of;
    2. You have proven without doubt that you are innocent in this very thread;
    3. You haven't acted like a faggot
    4. You have support from Epsilon/Lobby crew
    5. No one cares about relisting
    6. We're just persecuting you for no good reason

    Then:
    1. You can't possibly be blacklisted from Goonswarm
    2. LOVEU will accept your application
    3. You will be welcomed back with no negative effects

    Because:
    1. Merchi are pubbies and no one gives a fuck about pubbies
    2. Merchi are being faggots about this.
    3. You're totally right and innocent and never did anything wrong.



    I know it's all texted out and not very good, but I suppose I can draw up a diagram for you in crayon if you can't follow along.

    Koreban on
  • blackdegreeblackdegree Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you should apply and ask dbrb to push butan on your application to merchi

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  • hazywaterhazywater Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Nobody cares about re-listing, but defrauding our at-cost program or the reimbursement programs are serious business.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009

    You totally missed the point here. Let me break it down for you:

    If the following are all true:
    1. Merchi booted you for something you're totally innocent of;
    2. You have proven without doubt that you are innocent in this very thread;
    3. You haven't acted like a faggot
    4. You have support from Epsilon/Lobby crew
    5. No one cares about relisting
    6. We're just persecuting you for no good reason

    Then:
    1. You can't possibly be blacklisted from Goonswarm
    2. LOVEU will accept your application
    3. You will be welcomed back with no negative effects

    Because:
    1. Merchi are pubbies and no one gives a fuck about pubbies
    2. Merchi are being faggots about this.
    3. You're totally right and innocent and never did anything wrong.


    The leaps of logic and lapses of common sense coming from your direction is staggering. The directors word is what matters here, and they say I'm "trash" (direct quote from Salvadore). That's as far as it'll go. There are no "investigations" and there is nobody I can send my evidence to, and if there was, they wouldn't give a shit.
    Nobody cares about re-listing, but defrauding our at-cost program or the reimbursement programs are serious business.

    Admit it, you didn't read a thing in the last 4 pages, right? :)

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