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[EvE] It's slightly less boring than discussing politics

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  • PagoonPagoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    you should apply and ask dbrb to push butan on your application to merchi

    Do this.

    Pagoon on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Koreban wrote: »
    That'll show us. That'll show us real good.

    you've got some sort of epsilon fixation, which is pretty funny. im actually in gamma jabber, which is quite different.

    you just seem to be getting very butthurt that people can't seem to comprehend your depths of wisdom

    Nah, I just have an awesome job that allows me to spend a good portion of the day browsing forums and posting. It's more about keeping myself entertained than being right on the internet.

    Koreban on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »

    You totally missed the point here. Let me break it down for you:

    If the following are all true:
    1. Merchi booted you for something you're totally innocent of;
    2. You have proven without doubt that you are innocent in this very thread;
    3. You haven't acted like a faggot
    4. You have support from Epsilon/Lobby crew
    5. No one cares about relisting
    6. We're just persecuting you for no good reason

    Then:
    1. You can't possibly be blacklisted from Goonswarm
    2. LOVEU will accept your application
    3. You will be welcomed back with no negative effects

    Because:
    1. Merchi are pubbies and no one gives a fuck about pubbies
    2. Merchi are being faggots about this.
    3. You're totally right and innocent and never did anything wrong.


    The leaps of logic and lapses of common sense coming from your direction is staggering. The directors word is what matters here, and they say I'm "trash" (direct quote from Salvadore). That's as far as it'll go.

    Then why can't you accept the word of the director and stop acting like a butthurt child about it? We're dumb pubbies who don't know what the fuck so we can't blacklist anyone from Goonswarm because goonswarm doesn't listen to pubbies anyways. Problem solved.

    Warhammer goons don't care about what happens in EVE and Darkwolfe doesn't even play anymore so that doesn't matter either.
    Nobody cares about re-listing, but defrauding our at-cost program or the reimbursement programs are serious business.

    Admit it, you didn't read a thing in the last 4 pages, right?

    Nah, we just take a director's word over yours.

    Koreban on
  • hazywaterhazywater Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Nobody cares about re-listing, but defrauding our at-cost program or the reimbursement programs are serious business.

    Admit it, you didn't read a thing in the last 4 pages, right? :)
    Zzulu wrote:
    You may not have received 7 ships, but you put in orders for 7 on our boards. And your killboard shows that you never flew a single one of them in combat. Even by your rationalization, if you received 5 ships, you never once flew them in fleet. You can't prove that you did.

    I can't prove that I did. (unless DBRB has a good memory and remembers me from fleets) And since my word seems to mean nothing all I can say to you is that you can't prove that I didn't. Impass.

    Sorry brah, I missed the point where you proved that you had used them and not cheated MerchI.

    hazywater on
    Hrin - Eve Online
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Then why can't you accept the word of the director and stop acting like a butthurt child about it? We're dumb pubbies who don't know what the fuck so we can't blacklist anyone from Goonswarm because goonswarm doesn't listen to pubbies anyways. Problem solved.

    They don't care about pubbie shit. They'll obviously still listen if a director directly PM's someone to try and blacklist some guy, but they wont get involved in the drama. I still care because some of you are still trying to tell me that I did things I didn't in this here thread.


    Nah, we just take a director's word over yours.

    you don't have to take my word for it. Just look at the pretty pictures.

    Zzulu on
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hazywater wrote: »
    Zzulu wrote: »
    Nobody cares about re-listing, but defrauding our at-cost program or the reimbursement programs are serious business.

    Admit it, you didn't read a thing in the last 4 pages, right? :)
    Zzulu wrote:
    You may not have received 7 ships, but you put in orders for 7 on our boards. And your killboard shows that you never flew a single one of them in combat. Even by your rationalization, if you received 5 ships, you never once flew them in fleet. You can't prove that you did.

    I can't prove that I did. (unless DBRB has a good memory and remembers me from fleets) And since my word seems to mean nothing all I can say to you is that you can't prove that I didn't. Impass.

    Sorry brah, I missed the point where you proved that you had used them and not cheated MerchI.

    Sorry brah, but you said reselling and reimbursement which has just about nothing to do with how much I play or how many ops I choose to go on. The ships I ordered are in my hangars, insured and ready to go.

    Zzulu on
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  • JoschuaESQJoschuaESQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, this is so awesome.
    You're just smart enough to avoid really looking retarded, but just dumb enough to keep this going.

    DONT STOP.
    SAVE MY MONDAY

    JoschuaESQ on
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fuck, I got the day off anyway emot-buddy.gif

    Zzulu on
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  • kharvelankharvelan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    fuck, I got the day off anyway emot-buddy.gif

    thats good news because this is all very mysterious

    I'm learning new words like pubbie and wiggins

    I feel very enlightened, like an astronaut hurling towards the sun . . .

    kharvelan on
    go fuck yourself PA forums
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what actually happened with wiggin? They say it was some legendary event and have been saying I'm just like him

    I know him from SE++ where he got trolled daily as well

    Zzulu on
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  • EQDuffyEQDuffy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • PagoonPagoon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    what actually happened with wiggin? They say it was some legendary event and have been saying I'm just like him

    I know him from SE++ where he got trolled daily as well

    Just go read the last 12 pages and you'll have a good idea of what happened to wiggins.

    Pagoon on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the best part of that wiki is
    pubbies who somehow manage to sneak into MerchI.

    it is quite amusing in more ways than one

    also, jesus how can you compare what I've said in this thread to quotes like these
    And yeh if Rhon made me an officer I would purge a good number of you for your conduct without a second thought.

    I'v been online stalked for kicking people from my guild with far more value than some of you posting in this thread.

    I bow to no one. But I would defend this corp with every molecule in my being, to the limits of my ability...

    Zzulu on
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  • hazywaterhazywater Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zareph edited my page
    Pretty much now though he's a shitposter to the forum and rarely ever plays. He rides out his hero of Goonfleet a bit much.

    aw shucks

    hazywater on
    Hrin - Eve Online
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    judging by what he wrote, he must have been mentally unstable

    I am saying this without the least bit hint of sarcasm

    Zzulu on
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  • EQDuffyEQDuffy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    the best part of that wiki is
    And yeh if Rhon made me an officer I would purge a good number of you for your conduct without a second thought.

    I'v been online stalked for kicking people from my guild with far more value than some of you posting in this thread.

    I bow to no one. But I would defend this corp with every molecule in my being, to the limits of my ability...

    That wasn't Wiggin

    EQDuffy on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that was transcention universia

    and it was apparently only the top of the iceberg

    Zzulu on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I want to play this game, but I don't think I could handle the drama.

    Malkor on
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  • kharvelankharvelan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm reading through the merchi wiki and there is a lot of great info in there. The info about loadouts is pretty sweet. There is also some comedy gold on the site as well. . .

    kharvelan on
    go fuck yourself PA forums
  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    how the heck is there not a page on me you guys suck

    StormyWaters on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    what crime did you commit Stormy?

    Zzulu on
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  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i'm the only person to get kicked out of goonswarm for being too big a jerk

    StormyWaters on
  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i'm the only person to get kicked out of goonswarm for being too big a jerk

    I call shenanigans.

    Demiurge on
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  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i'm the only person to get kicked out of goonswarm for being too big a jerk

    Wow....now I gotta know what you did to achieve such a dubious honor.

    Also, that you guys managed to drag out multiple pages over this small issue is awesome.

    Dark_Side on
  • HavelockHavelock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    I want to play this game, but I don't think I could handle the drama.


    Same. I'd love to go back buuuut...meh.

    Havelock on
  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    stormy is trevor right? if so lols.

    hrin giev bump

    TK-42-1 on
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  • deadteardeadtear Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man what the fuck is this shit, you're all gay as hell

    deadtear on
  • kharvelankharvelan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm gonna load up a ship with shield repair and armor repair and show you guys who can really tank!

    kharvelan on
    go fuck yourself PA forums
  • deadteardeadtear Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i'm the only person to get kicked out of goonswarm for being too big a jerk

    Yeah no you aren't. You're not a jerk you're an emo baby.

    deadtear on
  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wasnt appleboy merchi?

    TK-42-1 on
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    who's appleboy?

    Zzulu on
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  • deadteardeadtear Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ^^^^^dude who salvaged while fighting was going on, ended up being some halfwit spy we sent to other alliances
    Zzulu wrote: »
    And yeh if Rhon made me an officer I would purge a good number of you for your conduct without a second thought.

    I'v been online stalked for kicking people from my guild with far more value than some of you posting in this thread.

    I bow to no one. But I would defend this corp with every molecule in my being, to the limits of my ability...

    Who said this, they need to be shot in the face. I BOW TO NOONE I AM GODKING OF ONLINE GAMING

    deadtear on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh hey, it's deadtear.

    Koreban on
  • deadteardeadtear Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You, you are awful and I have no idea who you are.

    deadtear on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That's okay, I'm cool with that arrangement.

    Koreban on
  • deadteardeadtear Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Someone wanna tell me who he is so I can properly direct my derision?

    deadtear on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Courthouse. Deride away.

    Koreban on
  • StormyWatersStormyWaters Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i thought you were dead

    StormyWaters on
  • deadteardeadtear Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If you're courthouse you got hella gay what happened

    deadtear on
  • KorebanKoreban Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wife had another babby, been stuck at home and too busy to log in for fleet fights and bored. Found this dude relisting, posted it to our boards, rode the wave out over here to keep me occupied.

    Koreban on
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