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Dude Bites Off and Swallows Another Dude's Dick

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Friend bites man's penis off in row

A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.
Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.

'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said.

Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it.

'If we'd had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,' said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2

Polish people are fucking mental.

Have you ever bit someone's dick off? Talk about it here!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    D:!

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guess he took offense when his friend said swallow.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Talk about a man eater.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    look, the fucker borrows my trailer he better fucking expect me to bite his dick a bit

    I don't see why everyone is treating me like some kind of monster

    you'd have done the same thing

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gives new meaning to term polishing a pole.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What a cock mongler.

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    More like cock mangler.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what the fuck is a row

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that is the worst thing imaginable

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A row is a fight.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what the fuck is a row

    well when two men love each other very much and want to bite some dick

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The ouroboros of faggotry.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    The ouroboros of faggotry.

    I'm pretty sure that's just autofellatio

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    one of chico's forum battles involved this

    I forget who it was against

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    biting dicks and pulling tricks

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe the dude was just a criminal

    and his friend

    took a bite out of crime

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wonder how you say "Cockmuncher" in Polish.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goddamn that is
    I mean to say that is a pretty fucking weird thought to go through your mind: Agh, that goddamn motherfucker isn't going to lend me his trailer. Time to fuck him up down south.
    Then you're on your knees biting a dude's dick off. With your fucking teeth! In Poland! With all that pubic hair! What the fuck!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    one of chico's forum battles involved this

    I forget who it was against

    I thought it was Mully

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    to be fair, now that he's facing 10 years in prison, biting off the dick and swallowing it was probably strategic

    ain't nobody gonna force a blowjob on that guy

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Maybe the dude was just a criminal

    and his friend

    took a bite out of crime

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    YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ahahahahahaha

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Afterwards he ate some chicken strips

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh sweet lawdy

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What did the Polak say to his neighbor
    Give me my trailer back or I'll devour your genitals

    it's a thinker

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what the fuck is a row

    well when two men love each other very much and want to bite some dick
    ahaha

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    What did the Polak say to his neighbor
    Give me my trailer back or I'll devour your genitals

    it's a thinker

    haha, geeeeeez

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pipe, I love you

    let me eat your dick

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    one of chico's forum battles involved this

    I forget who it was against

    I thought it was Mully

    It was against me, and I had a robot do it to Chico.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So this guy walks into a bar, and meanwhile in Poland a dude bites off another dude's dick.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What did one Polish testicle say to the other Polish testicle?
    "Man, I'm afraid our rent's gone up"

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have come to the conclusion that I would not like someone to bit off my penis.

    It sounds like it could hurt.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    WHY YOU COMIN HOME AT 5 IN THE MORN

    SUMTHINS GOIN ON, LEMMI BITE YO DICK

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What did one Polish dude say to the other Polish dude after a harrowing experience that ended with his Penis being bitten off?
    Keep the tip.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    WHY YOU COMIN HOME AT 5 IN THE MORN

    SUMTHINS GOIN ON, LEMMI BITE YO DICK

    MAN I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT SONG HOLY SHIT

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    WHY YOU COMIN HOME AT 5 IN THE MORN

    SUMTHINS GOIN ON, LEMMI BITE YO DICK

    MAN I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT SONG HOLY SHIT
    how can you forget it

    that and hustlin are forever burned into my mind

    when i am 95 and senile i will amuse myself by randomly breaking into either one

    annoying the kids and making fun of their spacerap and marstrance

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The best use of Hustlin was when Mike and Jerry walked out to it with disco lights and strobes at the last Q&A at PAX

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    What did one Polish dude say to the other Polish dude after a harrowing experience that ended with his Penis being bitten off?
    Keep the tip.

    Aaaaaahahahahah
    Goddammit, Blaket

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    The best use of Hustlin was when Mike and Jerry walked out to it with disco lights and strobes at the last Q&A at PAX
    no

    http://vimeo.com/2645195

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    The best use of Hustlin was when Mike and Jerry walked out to it with disco lights and strobes at the last Q&A at PAX

    that was the FIRST Q&A at PAX that they did that to, I believe

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