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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Spit gets kind of gross when you're sexually aroused but I'm not super bothered by it.

    Let me guess you've never wanted to eat a woman out after you jizzed in her?

    I'm not sure if I would want to do that.

    I'm a pretty picky eater.

    Its ok I realize thats a bit more gross than a lot of guys want to go. I know some guys who don't want to kiss their partners after oral.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Spit gets kind of gross when you're sexually aroused but I'm not super bothered by it.

    Let me guess you've never wanted to eat a woman out after you jizzed in her?

    Then I snowball it back to her.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Its ok I realize thats a bit more gross than a lot of guys want to go. I know some guys who don't want to kiss their partners after oral.

    Pussies.

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Spit gets kind of gross when you're sexually aroused but I'm not super bothered by it.

    Let me guess you've never wanted to eat a woman out after you jizzed in her?

    Then I snowball it back to her.

    What the fuck...

    I know you're kidding but WTF

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno I'm not bothered by spit, depends on how the girl or boy is doing it. I mean if your doing it with derision yeah not so cool, but if your just trying to work up some natural lubricant then it can be quite hot.

    Spit is seriously one of the best lubricants you can use. Just ask my girlfriend. She somtimes spits on it herself because of the friction.

    saliva != spit.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Yeah, I always wondered what the attraction of that was.

    "Wooo, we've docked! Now we can't move at all, or it'll come out again. Stay perfectly still."

    Once you dock I think you are supposed to jerk off both of the cocks like one giant cock.

    That seems like it would cause an infection.

    how

    I don't know, I guess it depends how far in you go? What if you ejaculated somewhere that is not easily accessible and you can't clean it? Although that probably wouldn't cause an infection, I'm not sure.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Spit gets kind of gross when you're sexually aroused but I'm not super bothered by it.

    Let me guess you've never wanted to eat a woman out after you jizzed in her?

    Then I snowball it back to her.

    What the fuck...

    I know you're kidding but WTF

    Then she spits it into my ass, and then gets it back out via rimjob, and then snowballs it back to me.

    This process repeats itself, you lose some of it at every step of the process, so you just stop when you run out.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Glad I picked now to look at the chat thread.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sorry spitting just has too many connotations of derision
    1) That's not what derision means.
    huh
    Spitting is, as far as I'm aware, an act of contempt. Derision is like mockery.
    expressing contempt, yes

    you might be looking too deeply into the shading of vocabulary in a forum post
    If I can't make people appreciate the subtleties of lubrication I can at least make them appreciate the subtleties of English.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is the best [chat] thread ever.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Yeah, I always wondered what the attraction of that was.

    "Wooo, we've docked! Now we can't move at all, or it'll come out again. Stay perfectly still."

    Once you dock I think you are supposed to jerk off both of the cocks like one giant cock.

    That seems like it would cause an infection.

    how

    I don't know, I guess it depends how far in you go? What if you ejaculated somewhere that is not easily accessible and you can't clean it? Although that probably wouldn't cause an infection, I'm not sure.
    You don't like, pull the dick hole open and jam it in there. You just roll the skin up. Once you're done it unrolls.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno I'm not bothered by spit, depends on how the girl or boy is doing it. I mean if your doing it with derision yeah not so cool, but if your just trying to work up some natural lubricant then it can be quite hot.

    Spit is seriously one of the best lubricants you can use. Just ask my girlfriend. She somtimes spits on it herself because of the friction.

    saliva != spit.

    What? What is spit made out of if not saliva?

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    DoxaDoxa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    So according to an NPR commercial there's something going on in Texas's new curriculum in regards to evolution but, for the life of me, I can't find out what.Has anyone heard about it?

    it used to be the science curriculum included the "strengths and weaknesses" of the theory of evolution

    now the school board of education is debating over the curriculum for the next decade and thats a hot issue

    I'm not sure what the ruling was, lemme check

    edit nvm: i'm slow and you got it

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Spit gets kind of gross when you're sexually aroused but I'm not super bothered by it.

    Let me guess you've never wanted to eat a woman out after you jizzed in her?

    Then I snowball it back to her.

    What the fuck...

    I know you're kidding but WTF

    Then she spits it into my ass, and then gets it back out via rimjob, and then snowballs it back to me.

    This process repeats itself, you lose some of it at every step of the process, so you just stop when you run out.

    You know the sad thing is I'm sure if you looked for it, this would fit into rule 34.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Spit gets kind of gross when you're sexually aroused but I'm not super bothered by it.

    Let me guess you've never wanted to eat a woman out after you jizzed in her?

    Then I snowball it back to her.

    What the fuck...

    I know you're kidding but WTF

    Then she spits it into my ass, and then gets it back out via rimjob, and then snowballs it back to me.

    This process repeats itself, you lose some of it at every step of the process, so you just stop when you run out.

    Hot.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, you aren't in the other dudes urethra or something.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Yeah, I always wondered what the attraction of that was.

    "Wooo, we've docked! Now we can't move at all, or it'll come out again. Stay perfectly still."

    Once you dock I think you are supposed to jerk off both of the cocks like one giant cock.

    That seems like it would cause an infection.

    how

    I don't know, I guess it depends how far in you go? What if you ejaculated somewhere that is not easily accessible and you can't clean it? Although that probably wouldn't cause an infection, I'm not sure.

    Ejaculate isn't particularly septic.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Yeah, I always wondered what the attraction of that was.

    "Wooo, we've docked! Now we can't move at all, or it'll come out again. Stay perfectly still."

    Once you dock I think you are supposed to jerk off both of the cocks like one giant cock.

    That seems like it would cause an infection.

    how

    I don't know, I guess it depends how far in you go? What if you ejaculated somewhere that is not easily accessible and you can't clean it? Although that probably wouldn't cause an infection, I'm not sure.
    You don't like, pull the dick hole open and jam it in there. You just roll the skin up. Once you're done it unrolls.

    I know that. But you can't roll the foreskin all the way back. What if semen got back there somehow? I am not intimately familiar with the procedure, it was an off-hand comment.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Its ok I realize thats a bit more gross than a lot of guys want to go. I know some guys who don't want to kiss their partners after oral.

    Pussies.
    What the fuck

    those dudes are retards

    Okay may I also express some frustration here

    Guys seem to take a lot of pleasure in blowing their loads into girls' mouths and seem to disdain girls who don't want to swallow or taste it as prudes, but a lot of the attitude in here is a revulsion for their own cum

    sooooo what the fuck, unless of course these guys are of the same porn-culture variety that like to jerk off into ladies faces and once again spit on them and then stick it in her pooper when she isn't expecting it

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    You know the sad thing is I'm sure if you looked for it, this would fit into rule 34.

    Wait, you think I made that up?

    You're cute.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yeah, you aren't in the other dudes urethra or something.
    Not unless your dick is really tiny.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno I'm not bothered by spit, depends on how the girl or boy is doing it. I mean if your doing it with derision yeah not so cool, but if your just trying to work up some natural lubricant then it can be quite hot.

    Spit is seriously one of the best lubricants you can use. Just ask my girlfriend. She somtimes spits on it herself because of the friction.

    saliva != spit.

    What? What is spit made out of if not saliva?

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What the fuck

    those dudes are retards

    Okay may I also express some frustration here

    Guys seem to take a lot of pleasure in blowing their loads into girls' mouths and seem to disdain girls who don't want to swallow or taste it as prudes, but a lot of the attitude in here is a revulsion for their own cum

    sooooo what the fuck, unless of course these guys are of the same porn-culture variety that like to jerk off into ladies faces and once again spit on them and then stick it in her pooper when she isn't expecting it

    Don't you KNOW Hakkekage?

    If a man tastes his own spooge he catches the gay!

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    You know the sad thing is I'm sure if you looked for it, this would fit into rule 34.

    Wait, you think I made that up?

    You're cute.

    I think I don't search for things often enough on the internet :)

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yeah, you aren't in the other dudes urethra or something.
    Not unless your dick is really tiny.
    Or you're into sounding and you've practiced a lot.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno I'm not bothered by spit, depends on how the girl or boy is doing it. I mean if your doing it with derision yeah not so cool, but if your just trying to work up some natural lubricant then it can be quite hot.

    Spit is seriously one of the best lubricants you can use. Just ask my girlfriend. She somtimes spits on it herself because of the friction.

    saliva != spit.
    Yes this

    that is why somebody's comment about spitting and kissing was stupid

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey guys only about a week until Variable's birfday!

    :D

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dunno I'm not bothered by spit, depends on how the girl or boy is doing it. I mean if your doing it with derision yeah not so cool, but if your just trying to work up some natural lubricant then it can be quite hot.

    Spit is seriously one of the best lubricants you can use. Just ask my girlfriend. She somtimes spits on it herself because of the friction.

    saliva != spit.

    What? What is spit made out of if not saliva?

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.
    So what if you just drew the saliva out with a turkey baster? You ok with that?

    Bama on
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What the fuck

    those dudes are retards

    Okay may I also express some frustration here

    Guys seem to take a lot of pleasure in blowing their loads into girls' mouths and seem to disdain girls who don't want to swallow or taste it as prudes, but a lot of the attitude in here is a revulsion for their own cum

    sooooo what the fuck, unless of course these guys are of the same porn-culture variety that like to jerk off into ladies faces and once again spit on them and then stick it in her pooper when she isn't expecting it

    Don't you KNOW Hakkekage?

    If a man tastes his own spooge he catches the gay!

    Actually, for me it's a psychological thing. I mean, I know there's nothing wrong with it, but it just weirds me out when I do it. I don't think my girlfriend realizes I avoid it either.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    howdy, [chat]

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    So what if you just drew the saliva out with a turkey baster? You ok with that?

    Whoah, you are getting into some kinky fetishist shit right here friendo.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Doxa wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    So according to an NPR commercial there's something going on in Texas's new curriculum in regards to evolution but, for the life of me, I can't find out what.Has anyone heard about it?

    it used to be the science curriculum included the "strengths and weaknesses" of the theory of evolution

    now the school board of education is debating over the curriculum for the next decade and thats a hot issue

    I'm not sure what the ruling was, lemme check

    edit nvm: i'm slow and you got it
    Yeah, the school board split on the issue but a senator got a bill pushed through. But in order to do so he had to add an amendment that actually requires teacher have students
    analyze and evaluate the sufficiency or insufficiency of natural selection to explain the complexity of the cell

    So not a total wash at least.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.

    So how is spit not saliva? Unless you define spitting using a really really honed criteria. Sometimes I have excess saliva when running and I spit it out, does that mean I was degrading the side walk?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Yeah, I always wondered what the attraction of that was.

    "Wooo, we've docked! Now we can't move at all, or it'll come out again. Stay perfectly still."

    Once you dock I think you are supposed to jerk off both of the cocks like one giant cock.

    That seems like it would cause an infection.

    how

    I don't know, I guess it depends how far in you go? What if you ejaculated somewhere that is not easily accessible and you can't clean it? Although that probably wouldn't cause an infection, I'm not sure.
    You don't like, pull the dick hole open and jam it in there. You just roll the skin up. Once you're done it unrolls.

    I know that. But you can't roll the foreskin all the way back. What if semen got back there somehow? I am not intimately familiar with the procedure, it was an off-hand comment.

    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    So what if you just drew the saliva out with a turkey baster? You ok with that?

    Whoah, you are getting into some kinky fetishist shit right here friendo.
    Elldren has special needs.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Took a shower, didn't masturbate.

    Not like I can get off lately anyway. Dry for fucking months.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's the physical act of being spat on that Elldren and Haks find demeaning, and thus not enjoyable, not actually saliva being on their bodies.

    Christ it's not complicated people.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Its ok I realize thats a bit more gross than a lot of guys want to go. I know some guys who don't want to kiss their partners after oral.

    Pussies.
    What the fuck

    those dudes are retards

    Okay may I also express some frustration here

    Guys seem to take a lot of pleasure in blowing their loads into girls' mouths and seem to disdain girls who don't want to swallow or taste it as prudes, but a lot of the attitude in here is a revulsion for their own cum

    sooooo what the fuck, unless of course these guys are of the same porn-culture variety that like to jerk off into ladies faces and once again spit on them and then stick it in her pooper when she isn't expecting it

    Who exactly are you talking about in this generalization of yours. I'm not sure if I'd want to taste my own stuff, but I equate it with trying a new food. I'd probably try it eventually. And I don't mind if a girl doesn't want to swallow or swish it around or make food out of it, they can do whatever they want with it. And I don't find finishing on a girl's face appealing, either.

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    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What the fuck

    those dudes are retards

    Okay may I also express some frustration here

    Guys seem to take a lot of pleasure in blowing their loads into girls' mouths and seem to disdain girls who don't want to swallow or taste it as prudes, but a lot of the attitude in here is a revulsion for their own cum

    sooooo what the fuck, unless of course these guys are of the same porn-culture variety that like to jerk off into ladies faces and once again spit on them and then stick it in her pooper when she isn't expecting it

    Don't you KNOW Hakkekage?

    If a man tastes his own spooge he catches the gay!

    Actually, for me it's a psychological thing. I mean, I know there's nothing wrong with it, but it just weirds me out when I do it. I don't think my girlfriend realizes I avoid it either.

    I don't expect my partner to put anything in her mouth that I wouldn't put in mine.

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    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way
    Well, excepting a condition the name of which I can't currently remember.

    The skin can fuse.

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