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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Took a shower, didn't masturbate.

    Not like I can get off lately anyway. Dry for fucking months.

    Wait what? That's terrible!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    What the fuck

    those dudes are retards

    Okay may I also express some frustration here

    Guys seem to take a lot of pleasure in blowing their loads into girls' mouths and seem to disdain girls who don't want to swallow or taste it as prudes, but a lot of the attitude in here is a revulsion for their own cum

    sooooo what the fuck, unless of course these guys are of the same porn-culture variety that like to jerk off into ladies faces and once again spit on them and then stick it in her pooper when she isn't expecting it

    Well of course, but women do the same thing sometimes, like they'll want you to eat them out but not reciprocate or again not want to kiss you when your done. People are weird about their bodies sexual productions.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way

    I can't. Bad things would happen.

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Philosorape us philosoraptor.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.

    So how is spit not saliva? Unless you define spitting using a really really honed criteria. Sometimes I have excess saliva when running and I spit it out, does that mean I was degrading the side walk?
    it's the way it's...i dunno...delivered

    like i've used saliva for lubricant by like licking a finger and putting that to where it needs to go, but i didn't hock a loogie there

    ...god this conversation needs to stop right now

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Took a shower, didn't masturbate.

    Not like I can get off lately anyway. Dry for fucking months.

    Dry? Like when you cum its powdered milk style?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way
    Well, excepting a condition the name of which I can't currently remember.

    The skin can fuse.

    Phimosis.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't expect my partner to put anything in her mouth that I wouldn't put in mine.

    And unfortunately for Feral's partners, there is nothing he wouldn't put in his mouth.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.

    So how is spit not saliva? Unless you define spitting using a really really honed criteria. Sometimes I have excess saliva when running and I spit it out, does that mean I was degrading the side walk?

    No but it's still gross.

    spitting, as in the act of projecting saliva (or whatever) from your mouth is just ick. This is independent of whatever the material is, the act itself imbues that material with yuck.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    howdy what a waste of a day this has been so far

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.

    So how is spit not saliva? Unless you define spitting using a really really honed criteria. Sometimes I have excess saliva when running and I spit it out, does that mean I was degrading the side walk?
    it's the way it's...i dunno...delivered

    like i've used saliva for lubricant by like licking a finger and putting that to where it needs to go, but i didn't hock a loogie there

    ...god this conversation needs to stop right now

    I dunno I think you guys are applying a specific act to a real general thing. Spitting for extra lube is not by itself a dirty thing.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    it's the way it's...i dunno...delivered

    like i've used saliva for lubricant by like licking a finger and putting that to where it needs to go, but i didn't hock a loogie there

    ...god this conversation needs to stop right now

    Stop?

    But I'm almost there!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way
    Well, excepting a condition the name of which I can't currently remember.

    The skin can fuse.

    Not the same thing. I was saying you can't roll it all the way back, by that I mean to the base of the penis. Phimosis is where you can't roll it back over the head.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey chat whats u...

    Oh...

    Sorry...

    I didn't realise...

    I'll leave you guys to it I need to go to bed anyway..

    Have fun!

    *wanders off*

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way
    Well, excepting a condition the name of which I can't currently remember.

    The skin can fuse.

    Phimosis.
    God bless you.


    oh

    Thanks.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    SPIT IN MY MOUTH PODLY!

    SPIT IN MY ASS!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!
    putting your cock in my mouth

    (don't look down)

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't expect my partner to put anything in her mouth that I wouldn't put in mine.

    And unfortunately for Feral's partners, there is nothing he wouldn't put in his mouth.

    I'm sure there is something, I just can't think of it right now.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Who exactly are you talking about in this generalization of yours. I'm not sure if I'd want to taste my own stuff, but I equate it with trying a new food. I'd probably try it eventually. And I don't mind if a girl doesn't want to swallow or swish it around or make food out of it, they can do whatever they want with it. And I don't find finishing on a girl's face appealing, either.
    Porn really, not anybody here. The seeming requirement in porn (which is mostly marketed to guys anyway) to have a girl lick up all your jizz like a hoover

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.
    Otherwise bondage wouldn't exist.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.

    itt: Quid reveals he loves hazing new recruits.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't expect my partner to put anything in her mouth that I wouldn't put in mine.

    And unfortunately for Feral's partners, there is nothing he wouldn't put in his mouth.

    I'm sure there is something, I just can't think of it right now.
    My foot.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't get that whole attitude. Kissing your partner right after oral sex is fucking hot regardless of who was going down on whom.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »

    It is. But it's not the same thing.

    Spitting as an act is... ugh.

    So how is spit not saliva? Unless you define spitting using a really really honed criteria. Sometimes I have excess saliva when running and I spit it out, does that mean I was degrading the side walk?
    it's the way it's...i dunno...delivered

    like i've used saliva for lubricant by like licking a finger and putting that to where it needs to go, but i didn't hock a loogie there

    ...god this conversation needs to stop right now

    Yeah, see, licking and kissing is all fine. It's the actual act of expulsion that I find repulsive.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    it's the way it's...i dunno...delivered

    like i've used saliva for lubricant by like licking a finger and putting that to where it needs to go, but i didn't hock a loogie there

    ...god this conversation needs to stop right now

    Stop?

    But I'm almost there!
    HOCK

    A

    LOOGIE

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ok Hakks my question is then why do girls who are ok with swallowing a dudes cum complain so much when i use I as a replacement for butter on toast the next day

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Who exactly are you talking about in this generalization of yours. I'm not sure if I'd want to taste my own stuff, but I equate it with trying a new food. I'd probably try it eventually. And I don't mind if a girl doesn't want to swallow or swish it around or make food out of it, they can do whatever they want with it. And I don't find finishing on a girl's face appealing, either.
    Porn really, not anybody here. The seeming requirement in porn (which is mostly marketed to guys anyway) to have a girl lick up all your jizz like a hoover

    Well, okay, then yeah.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    God damn it Feral, every time you post and I scroll past I think someone has quoted me on the page.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't expect my partner to put anything in her mouth that I wouldn't put in mine.

    And unfortunately for Feral's partners, there is nothing he wouldn't put in his mouth.

    I'm sure there is something, I just can't think of it right now.
    bear trap

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.
    Otherwise bondage wouldn't exist.

    Bondage is not inherently demeaning.

    It is often done in a demeaning fashion, but it is not necessarily so.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    H'weird.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't get that whole attitude. Kissing your partner right after oral sex is fucking hot regardless of who was going down on whom.
    Yes yes yes

    It's kinda like kissing after you eat anything, really. You can taste chocolate or candy or anything on 'em really

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    it's the way it's...i dunno...delivered

    like i've used saliva for lubricant by like licking a finger and putting that to where it needs to go, but i didn't hock a loogie there

    ...god this conversation needs to stop right now

    Stop?

    But I'm almost there!
    HOCK

    A

    LOOGIE

    Oh oh OH...


    Ahhhhhhhhhh.........

    Thanks girl, you were great.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    H'weird.

    run

    while
    you
    still
    can

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his junk curves to the left, I believe.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't get that whole attitude. Kissing your partner right after oral sex is fucking hot regardless of who was going down on whom.
    Yes yes yes

    It's kinda like kissing after you eat anything, really. You can taste chocolate or candy or anything on 'em really

    Even if you can't taste anything from it there's still an intimacy thing going on.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh oh OH...


    Ahhhhhhhhhh.........

    Thanks girl, you were great.
    $50 please

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