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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his junk curves to the left, I believe.

    and he leaves pubes on your soap to mark his territory

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.
    Otherwise bondage wouldn't exist.

    The two are not fundamentally related.

    edit: beaten by Feral :oops:

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his junk curves to the left, I believe.

    The right!

    THE RIGHT!

    God.

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    H'weird.

    run

    while
    you
    still
    can

    I'm doin' it.

    I'm doin' it.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    Elendil on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ok Hakks my question is then why do girls who are ok with swallowing a dudes cum complain so much when i use I as a replacement for butter on toast the next day
    Maybe they just don't like salty toast

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his junk curves to the left, I believe.
    To the right, actually.

    Also on topic: docking, circumcision, and swallowing.

    Richy on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    You gotta break that thang in.

    Sarksus on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    I've got some slight corkscrew action goin' on.

    Bama on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bama wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't expect my partner to put anything in her mouth that I wouldn't put in mine.

    And unfortunately for Feral's partners, there is nothing he wouldn't put in his mouth.

    I'm sure there is something, I just can't think of it right now.
    bear trap
    What kind of bear are we talking about

    Elendil on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I don't get that whole attitude. Kissing your partner right after oral sex is fucking hot regardless of who was going down on whom.
    Yes yes yes

    It's kinda like kissing after you eat anything, really. You can taste chocolate or candy or anything on 'em really

    Even if you can't taste anything from it there's still an intimacy thing going on.
    Yes of course this too

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    You gotta break that thang in.

    Mine doesn't curve. It kind of zig zags to the left then right then left again. It's a fucking lightning bolt!

    Ryadic on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.

    The degree of the curve is indeed a very important consideration to make.

    Sarksus on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.
    What about ball size?

    Richy on
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    DoxaDoxa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    You gotta break that thang in.

    I prefer fixed over broken

    Doxa on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    It curves up, doesn't it? You cum directly into your belly button, don't you?

    Wonder_Hippie on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.
    What about ball size?

    Man, no one cares about your nuts man.

    Inquisitor on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his junk curves to the left, I believe.
    To the right, actually.

    Also on topic: docking, circumcision, and swallowing.
    docking has been thoroughly exhausted

    ba dum psh

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Doxa wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    You gotta break that thang in.

    I prefer fixed over broken

    I'm not sure if you'd be able to masturbate with one of those.

    Sarksus on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    It curves up, doesn't it? You cum directly into your belly button, don't you?
    ok fine I lied

    it curves toward magnetic north

    Elendil on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way
    Well, excepting a condition the name of which I can't currently remember.

    The skin can fuse.

    Not the same thing. I was saying you can't roll it all the way back, by that I mean to the base of the penis. Phimosis is where you can't roll it back over the head.

    oh

    i don't think anything can get 'under' the skin like you're suggesting. at a certain point is pretty much attached to the shaft

    Casual Eddy on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.
    Otherwise bondage wouldn't exist.

    The two are not fundamentally related.
    The act of restraining someone for sexual purposes is pretty inherently demeaning. I'm not saying it's bad of course.

    matt has a problem on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Doxa wrote: »
    I prefer fixed over broken
    ITT Doxa tells us about his vasectomy.

    Bama on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.
    What about ball size?

    Man, no one cares about your nuts man.
    :cry:

    Richy on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.
    What about ball size?

    Man, no one cares about your nuts man.

    C'mon, you'll love his nuts!

    Sarksus on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    It curves up, doesn't it? You cum directly into your belly button, don't you?

    No, I cum directly into your belly button.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what

    the

    fuck

    I'll come back later.

    RonTheDM on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, this was a lovely time, but, I gotta split.

    Later you crazy kids.
    TO THE FUCKING RIGHT

    Inquisitor on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren I think you and I need to co-opt this thread cause its becoming quite a circlejerk

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??

    I remember there was an SE++ thread that came up with a system to measure your junk that mirrored the system women have for measuring their breasts.

    I forget how to write it down, but the system covered length, girth, curve, and I think another factor, maybe the degree of the curve.
    What about ball size?

    Man, no one cares about your nuts man.

    C'mon, you'll love his nuts!

    Slap chop reference?

    Ryadic on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what

    the

    fuck

    I'll come back later.
    Ronaldo curves away from this thread

    Elendil on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    you... you can roll the foreskin back all the way
    Well, excepting a condition the name of which I can't currently remember.

    The skin can fuse.

    Not the same thing. I was saying you can't roll it all the way back, by that I mean to the base of the penis. Phimosis is where you can't roll it back over the head.

    oh

    i don't think anything can get 'under' the skin like you're suggesting. at a certain point is pretty much attached to the shaft

    Oh, okay. I wasn't sure because I don't often try and push the issue in those regards. Thanks.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.
    Otherwise bondage wouldn't exist.

    The two are not fundamentally related.
    The act of restraining someone for sexual purposes is pretty inherently demeaning. I'm not saying it's bad of course.

    Have you ever done it?

    Have you ever had it done to you?

    Have you ever actually seen it down outside of porn or movies?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what

    the

    fuck

    I'll come back later.

    Awwww. :(

    Ryadic on
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elldren I think you and I need to co-opt this thread cause its becoming quite a circlejerk

    Umm.

    How does this change anything? We can just talk in present tense about our masturbatory habits.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Demeaning is sometimes fun people.
    Otherwise bondage wouldn't exist.

    The two are not fundamentally related.
    The act of restraining someone for sexual purposes is pretty inherently demeaning. I'm not saying it's bad of course.

    Have you ever done it?

    Have you ever had it done to you?

    Have you ever actually seen it down outside of porn or movies?
    Much like how spit ≠ saliva because the latter is useful as a lubricant, being tied up is also useful as a brace or a support much like how a wall could act to press against

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Don't talk about my penis behind its back

    Elendil on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what

    the

    fuck

    I'll come back later.
    Oh, you'll come all right.


    edit: back later, I mean.

    Richy on
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    DoxaDoxa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this discussion brings me to another thing

    have y'all ever masturbated while doing a one-handstand to cum on yourself?

    Doxa on
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