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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm not saying it's always like that. Just that it's often like that.

    It can be rough and demeaning and humiliating too. You can tie your lover up and then caress them with a feather or an ice cube, or you can slap them around and piss on them. It can go either way, depending on what y'all want.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm not saying it's always like that. Just that it's often like that.

    It can be rough and demeaning and humiliating too. You can tie your lover up and then caress them with a feather or an ice cube, or you can slap them around and piss on them. It can go either way
    or both

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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    what the fuck are you guys doing in here?!

    Sexual discussion. Masturbation and the like. Also is spit saliva? Is spit a good lubricant? Also, Inquisitor likes snowballing and rimjobs. Plus his shit curves to the left, I believe.

    Oh yeah! Which way does yours curve, guys??
    Mine doesn't

    You freaks

    For real?

    How do you open jars?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage every time you use "aw jeah" I am reminded of this:

    20071219.jpg

    Are you fly?

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Phalla av get.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guy has wrapping paper on his head.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm having a bitch of a time trying to figure out how to get SQL Server 2008 Express installed. Fuck.

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    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    IT'S A BERET GODDAMN YOU

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage every time you use "aw jeah" I am reminded of this:

    20071219.jpg

    Are you fly?
    that is where i learned it bitch

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Phalla av get.
    That's a lovely indeterminate blob

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    don't call me that :cry:

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    that is where i learned it bitch

    This is also what I reference every time I say awwww yeah.

    I'm not fly enough for the jeah.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sigh

    I will be bored this weekend

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    that is where i learned it bitch

    This is also what I reference every time I say awwww yeah.

    I'm not fly enough for the jeah.
    that's cause you white as an apple store brah

    Sarksus: All people of a fairer skin than I are bitches

    it's just science

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    RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What should I mix with Wild Turkey tonight? Hmm...

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What should I mix with Wild Turkey tonight?
    pent-up emotion

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen

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    StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What should I mix with Wild Turkey tonight? Hmm...

    more wild turkey

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    What should I mix with Wild Turkey tonight? Hmm...

    more wild turkey
    chicken

    and a duck

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen
    I don't know, Quid can be a jerk sometimes.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen

    Depends on how it's prepared.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Starcross wrote: »
    What should I mix with Wild Turkey tonight? Hmm...

    more wild turkey
    chicken

    and a duck
    it's called a "slurducken"

    Bama on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    that is where i learned it bitch

    This is also what I reference every time I say awwww yeah.

    I'm not fly enough for the jeah.
    that's cause you white as an apple store brah

    Sarksus: All people of a fairer skin than I are bitches

    it's just science

    An Apple bra would be awful. For the first three years it would be made out of concrete before they switched platforms and used something more useful. It would be prohibitively expensive and in order to open it up you'd need to buy a separately sold accessory or use a putty knife.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen

    Depends on how it's prepared.

    Does the semen have time to prepare?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen

    Depends on how it's prepared.

    Does the semen have time to prepare?

    Depends on whose it is.

    Elendil's would definitely not have time to prepare.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen

    Depends on how it's prepared.

    Does the semen have time to prepare?

    Depends on whose it is.

    Elendil's would definitely not have time to prepare.
    My semen is pretty badass

    300 million Spartans in the hot gates

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I love that phantom hourglass is a sequel to windwaker.

    That is like, the coolest thing ever.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    My semen is pretty badass

    300 million Spartans in the hot gates

    "Oh shit honey spit it out, spit it out!"

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    don't call me that :cry:

    Bitch!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh hello Ronaldo

    hey guys how much do we love semen

    Depends on how it's prepared.

    Does the semen have time to prepare?

    Depends on whose it is.

    Elendil's would definitely not have time to prepare.
    My semen is pretty badass

    300 million Spartans in the hot gates

    Yeah you just push them out the door without even so much as a goodbye.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I love that phantom hourglass is a sequel to windwaker.

    That is like, the coolest thing ever.
    If by sequel you mean "barely has anything to do with it whatsoever" yes

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I dunno if I'd want spartan sperm, they'd be too busy raping each other to really get the jorb done.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    that is where i learned it bitch

    This is also what I reference every time I say awwww yeah.

    I'm not fly enough for the jeah.
    that's cause you white as an apple store brah

    Sarksus: All people of a fairer skin than I are bitches

    it's just science

    Does this mean I'm a bitch in winter but okay in summer?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I love that phantom hourglass is a sequel to windwaker.

    That is like, the coolest thing ever.
    If by sequel you mean "barely has anything to do with it whatsoever" yes

    IT SET IN THE SAME WORLD AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS BECAUSE WINDWAKER WAS THE BEST ZELDA FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I love that phantom hourglass is a sequel to windwaker.

    That is like, the coolest thing ever.
    If by sequel you mean "barely has anything to do with it whatsoever" yes

    It's as close to a sequel as the Zelda games get.

    Inq: It's actually not set in the same world, just a very similar world.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I love that phantom hourglass is a sequel to windwaker.

    That is like, the coolest thing ever.

    It's like the only Zelda game I've played in a real way.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Did anyone even get that I was making a premature ejaculation joke.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm still waiting for the really adult Zelda with wii controls. "Oh snap zeldas horny grab your hookshot dick link!"

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Inq: It's actually not set in the same world, just a very similar world.

    Wait...it has to be the same world, based off of the intro?

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