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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Should've just had one question.

    "What is the meaning of life?"

    This works best if you're teaching a math class.
    There are signs cropping up all over campus, just printed computer paper with scotch tape that says "WHAT ARE YOU LIVING FOR?"

    One outside my dorm has a response written on it

    "CASH MONIES

    HOES"
    You wrote that, didn't you Hakk?
    No but I wish because i am totally on board with that man

    HOOKERS, CASH, AND BLOW BABY

    Hakkekage on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Some chicks can look pretty banging with mullets.

    In what hot white-trash way.

    Inquisitor on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wow Billy Bob Thornton is a dick

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if you live in a shitty town you should

    a) move away
    b) meet someone nice
    c) move back

    c) is optional

    skippydumptruck on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    The other day we were discussing previous part time jobs in Chinese and the guy talking to me heard me mention a city I worked at. Since he didn't understand a good chunk of the sentence he just asked if I was born in Puyallup, but fumbled it, realized he didn't remember the whole name, and changed his question to that city, which is nei with a fourth tone, but I caught him and replied with which city which is nei in third tone and it was fucking hilarious.

    At least I don't feel bad about boring people with my paintball stories anymore.
    It's brilliant if you were there and speak Chinese.

    And when I wrapped inside on the second to last knuckle on the snake and then ran the highway to get three Gs it was also brilliant, if you were there and speak paintball.
    I saw And and stopped reading.

    Quid on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if you live in a shitty town you should

    a) move away
    b) meet someone nice
    c) move back

    c) is optional

    Fuck C.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if you live in a shitty town you should

    a) move away
    b) meet someone nice
    c) move back

    c) is optional

    c) is not optional. It is something you should never do.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if you live in a shitty town you should

    a) move away
    b) meet someone nice
    c) move back

    c) is optional

    I'm counting down the fucking days until I can afford to move.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    I saw And and stopped reading.

    I stop reading every time I see "Quid".

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm (one day) moving back to Dallas despite its short comings because it is A: Home and B: I want to make it better. Shit won't happen if I don't go and make it happen.

    Quid on
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    if you live in a shitty town you should

    a) move away
    b) meet someone nice
    c) move back

    c) is optional

    Fuck C.

    Is (s)he hot?

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Is this the exam that involved them all taking f**king forever?

    Powerpuppies on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I saw And and stopped reading.

    I stop reading every time I see "Quid".
    I stop reading anyone's post that's surrounded by pretentious art appreciated by fatties.

    Quid on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    if you live in a shitty town you should

    a) move away
    b) meet someone nice
    c) move back

    c) is optional

    Fuck C.

    Is she hot?
    She's got curves.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Some chicks can look pretty banging with mullets.

    In what hot white-trash way.

    redsmulletlady.jpg

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I saw And and stopped reading.

    I stop reading every time I see "Quid".
    I stop reading anyone's post that's surrounded by pretentious art appreciated by fatties.

    *sniff*

    *rubs eyes*

    *sniiiiifffff*

    :cry:

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Is this the exam that involved them all taking f**king forever?
    No. That one was done and corrected over a week ago.

    Richy on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
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    what the hell tav

    what the hell

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The word SOME was there for a reason skippy.

    Fuck my eyes.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Is this the exam that involved them all taking f**king forever?

    You can say the word "fuck" here puppies.

    It's okay, try it with me.

    Fuck.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    James wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
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    what the hell tav

    what the hell

    I actually kind of like that

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Is this the exam that involved them all taking f**king forever?
    No. That one was done and corrected over a week ago.

    Median score?

    Powerpuppies on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »

    I just turned 17 back in January, yes.
    D:

    but aren't you a senior

    I'm a year ahead.

    Dude!

    Take a year off to like back-pack Europe!

    You will also pull mad pussy.

    All you gotta do is find a girl at a bar that doesn't speak English and talk dirty into her ear until she drops her panties.

    Trust.

    Wait, is this what you're supposed to do when you get out of high school a year early?

    amidoinitrong?

    Res on
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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mrflippy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
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    what the hell tav

    what the hell

    I actually kind of like that

    ...For one of the first times in my life, I am not sure what gender I am looking at.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    I'm (one day) moving back to Dallas despite its short comings because it is A: Home and B: I want to make it better. Shit won't happen if I don't go and make it happen.
    You should move to Seattle instead.

    Because Dallas doesn't have me. And I'm awesome.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Don't do it puppies it's a fucking trap!

    Wait...


    FUUUUUUUUCK!!!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, is this what you're supposed to do when you get out of high school a year early?

    amidoinitrong?

    Yes you are doing it fucking wrong.

    But we've long established that you don't know how to enjoy life.

    Inquisitor on
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Is this the exam that involved them all taking f**king forever?
    No. That one was done and corrected over a week ago.

    Median score?
    72%

    Richy on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mrflippy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
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    what the hell tav

    what the hell

    I actually kind of like that

    A mercy killing is in order.

    Tav on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My headphones are still clicking. I am still unhappy.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The word SOME was there for a reason skippy.

    Fuck my eyes.

    hawt

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Man, I think I made this final exam too easy. I'm seeing way too many correct answers.

    Is this the exam that involved them all taking f**king forever?

    You can say the word "fuck" here puppies.

    It's okay, try it with me.

    Fuck.

    Fuck you, fuckball. I'll swear if and only if I want to. Sometimes it's 3:30 in the afternoon and we're talking about education and being all classy and f**k seems appropriate. Other times I'm talking to you, and it obviously isn't.

    Fucker.
    All lies! <3s forever!

    Powerpuppies on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
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    what the hell tav

    what the hell

    I actually kind of like that

    ...For one of the first times in my life, I am not sure what gender I am looking at.

    Here's a second for you:
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh I get it

    gay fish

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    767694469a7172558226l.jpg

    what the hell tav

    what the hell

    I actually kind of like that

    A mercy killing is in order.

    Mercy killings are overrated.

    mrflippy on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dude, Inquisitor, let's go to a bar and pick up some chiiiicks maaaan.

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    yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, is this what you're supposed to do when you get out of high school a year early?

    amidoinitrong?

    Yes you are doing it fucking wrong.

    But we've long established that you don't know how to enjoy life.

    I too need to learn to enjoy life more.

    yalborap on
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    ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Wait, is this what you're supposed to do when you get out of high school a year early?

    amidoinitrong?

    Yes you are doing it fucking wrong.

    But we've long established that you don't know how to enjoy life.

    :(

    But in a few months I will either be in the Army Intelligence Corps or at Army Medical Command. Either way I'm pretty sure it's going to be super-cool.

    Oh, related note, when I was two months into my senior year of high school before decided I was sick of it and getting out? That was also a good call.

    Res on
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dude, Inquisitor, let's go to a bar and pick up some chiiiicks maaaan.

    I'm down.

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