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Baby Born With Two Penises

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quaaaaaaid...

    Start the reaaaaactooor...

    Framling on
    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what a burn!

    natek on
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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    it works well because the pipettes are fucking foxes

    Sars_Boy on
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The dancing chili pepper man is the best part I think

    Dely Apple on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i just cant imagine how that chili pepper man came to be

    why

    Kovak on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Take a look inside
    it's my dick on a back

    #pipe on
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    chili pepper man started out as clip art

    and then someone with a free gif program needed him to dance for his geocities page

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    He now tells people how badly they got told (pretty badly)

    Dely Apple on
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That kid got his sexy back.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Two peepee!

    Synthetic Orange on
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    VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That kid got his sexy back.
    ba-dum pssh

    Voranth on
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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    100% of girls tragically born with no penises every day.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    100% of girls tragically born with no penises every day.

    this is tragic

    girls should be born with penises 100% of the time!

    natek on
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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That would endanger my bonersexuality.

    Synthetic Orange on
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    mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    change thread title to "Baby born with no anus"

    http://allafrica.com/stories/200709241337.html

    mastman on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Take a look inside
    it's my dick on a back

    oh, niiiiicce

    Nuzak on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mastman wrote: »
    change thread title to "Baby born with no anus"

    http://allafrica.com/stories/200709241337.html

    ahahahahahahahah...
    crying endlessly and for all those 12 days.
    To get a permanent solution, however, the parents were told that N350, 000 was required on her to open her anus so that she can lead a normal life.
    But Aishatu told Weekly Trust that the family has spent all the money they had on the temporary surgery. "The only assistance we received was N20, 000 from Gombe and now we are penniless," she said.
    The family is now in desperate need of financial assistance from the Bauchi State government especially and the general public to enable their daughter lead a normal life.

    ha... ha... huh... ha :(

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thirty five years from now, this kid is gonna have a hernia, go into the doctor, and they'll remove his conjoined twin, only to lose it, and the twin will spend the rest of his life hunting down the doctor that cut off his god damn donger

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wait, so is this the fetus freakshow thread? because if it is

    stone babies man

    fucking stone babies

    mensch-o-matic on
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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tear them a new one

    Ivar on
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is Spinal Fap.

    Jedoc on
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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh my gosh.

    We're evolving into sharks.

    ShimSham on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    totally diggin this story

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    BanichiBanichi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thoughts I've had while browsing this thread...

    "The Beast with Two Backs".
    "He can get them coming and going".

    *shudder*

    Banichi on
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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You can buy this as a print on that website
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    oh my god, hahahahaa

    Dublo7 on
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    mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This thread will haunt my nightmares

    mnoll on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wow that is terrible

    The Rihanna thing, not the twindick.

    Clint Eastwood on
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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    mnoll wrote: »
    This thread will haunt my nightmares

    like, it'll be haunting the stuff of your nightmares

    your worst nightmares will be sitting weeping in a corner

    zimfan on
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    Grim OutlookGrim Outlook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    imagine if no one told him and he spent his whole life not knowing there was a dick on his back.

    well i guess he could have felt it.

    but still pretty ridiculous.

    i wonder if they'd bother circumcising both of them

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    mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    mnoll wrote: »
    This thread will haunt my nightmares

    like, it'll be haunting the stuff of your nightmares

    your worst nightmares will be sitting weeping in a corner

    that is what i am trying to say here, yes

    mnoll on
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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    imagine if no one told him and he spent his whole life not knowing there was a dick on his back.

    well i guess he could have felt it.

    but still pretty ridiculous.

    i wonder if they'd bother circumcising both of them

    or told him he was normal and locked him in a tower

    then one day he breaks out

    coming soon 2010

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    mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    imagine if no one told him and he spent his whole life not knowing there was a dick on his back.

    well i guess he could have felt it.

    but still pretty ridiculous.

    i wonder if they'd bother circumcising both of them

    Can you feel it? I mean, it's the other fetus's, right? So maybe he couldn't feel it.

    The day you found out you had a dick on your back would probably not be a fun one.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've made a lot of threads lately so I didn't want to make a new one, but this is Very Important News.

    Woody Harrelson devoured by paparazzo zombie?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    mnoll wrote: »
    imagine if no one told him and he spent his whole life not knowing there was a dick on his back.

    well i guess he could have felt it.

    but still pretty ridiculous.

    i wonder if they'd bother circumcising both of them

    Can you feel it? I mean, it's the other fetus's, right? So maybe he couldn't feel it.

    The day you found out you had a dick on your back would probably not be a fun one.
    you're dumb

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I've made a lot of threads lately so I didn't want to make a new one, but this is Very Important News.

    Woody Harrelson devoured by paparazzo zombie?
    hahahaha

    Druhim on
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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I've made a lot of threads lately so I didn't want to make a new one, but this is Very Important News.

    Woody Harrelson devoured by paparazzo zombie?

    "woody, you're here today accused of assault on this here person"

    "I thought he was a zombie!"

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    To be fair, paparazzos tend to shamble about a lot.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    paparazzos sounds like a snack food

    Druhim on
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