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Billy Mays: The Series

The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
So who else is rather excited about this new show called Pitchmen?

It's a reality show starring Billy Mays and other TV infomercial hucksters showing what they do and meeting people who want to hire them to sell their amazing new product.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebrPcE1-bX8

What's not to like?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I bet it'll do great with an audience who don't have jobs

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BILLY MAYS HERE

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    CARDIO JUMP

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I always feel like Billy Mays is angry with me. Stop yelling Billy Mays, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to disappoint you by not purchasing a shoe that is also a dicing machine

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man i tried using oxiclean on my shirt and it just did not work

    i guess you have to use it a couple times though

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You gotta yell when you use it for it to work

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Billy Mays > Vince Schlomi

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well yeah Billy Mays didn't get fucked up like a little bitch

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Billy Mays is a bear in a man suit.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • NAND NORNAND NOR Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This show needs Ron Popeil.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I love food related infomercials

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Geek it's too early to be this loud.

    also <3s (on fire) for Billy Mays and his silly ESPN 360 commercials.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And here I thought I was the only one interested in watching this show

    Mostly for Billie Mays since I've recently learned he's a cool dude

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Linksville wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI

    ahahaha.
    "But wait, there's more."

    That was pretty funny

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Billy has his headquarters near here. I am in driving distance to the mecca! The beard knows all.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    man i tried using oxiclean on my shirt and it just did not work

    i guess you have to use it a couple times though

    Man, I've used it to get stains out of lots of things with no problem whatsoever.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That putty he sells does jack shit. Hercules Hooks, on the other hand, function as advertised.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Billy Mays will harness the power of oxygen and yelling to gain superpowers one day, mark my words.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Billy Mays will harness the power of oxygen and yelling to gain superpowers one day, mark my words.

    It'll be a-MAYS-ing!

    Oh ho ho!

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've always wanted to make a really formulaic sitcom, but make all the characters be infomercial stars.

    Billy Mays and the (Canadian) Brand Power lady would be the lead couple, and May's rising star of a step brother, Vince Offer, would live in their basement. Vince would be crazy. Then, stealing from Everybody Loves Raymond, May's parents would live across the street. That'd have to be the old dude from Will It Blend, and Hazel, the chain smoking old lady from the Magic Bullet commercials.

    Someday..

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that dude deliberately hit his own hand with a hammer

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I love Billy Mays, as does a coworker of mine. He will be ecstatic when he hears about this.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This whole thing has gone much too far.

    I remember when it was a joke months ago. But now this crazy new reality is frightening

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Billy Mays does have amazing facial hair though

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Billy Mays' Beard / Tom Selleck's Mustache '12

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One of my friends actually sold a car scratch repair formula to Simoniz whom I plans to market it with Billy Mays.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I much prefer The Dragon's Den on BBC.

    Same kinda thing but with poncy rich brits and hopeless fools selling their dreams.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey, this looks pretty g-
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I bet it'll do great with an audience who don't have jobs

    i mean it looks alright...

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  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They should bring Vince Schlomi on the show. It add some drama

    We ALWAYS need a reality show with more drama

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Billy Mays > Vince Schlomi

    Vince doesn't play well with hookers
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html

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