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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    That's kinda reaching, pipe.

    I know it's kind of pedantic, but there it is

    If the world was flat, and it was a very clear day, on a big enough mountain you'd be able to see all the kingdoms of the world.

    If he showed him all of the kingdoms of the world by magic, why did they need to climb a very tall mountain?

    #pipe on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i think giving things up for lent even if you are not a religious person can be a good experience

    that said, i didn't do a damn thing but i will gladly participate in the post-easter cheap candy sales

    Quoth on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    That's kinda reaching, pipe.

    I know it's kind of pedantic, but there it is

    If the world was flat, and it was a very clear day, on a big enough mountain you'd be able to see all the kingdoms of the world.

    If he showed him all of the kingdoms of the world by magic, why did they need to climb a very tall mountain?

    It was a magic mountain.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i think giving things up for lent even if you are not a religious person can be a good experience

    This is something my dad fails to understand about Passover.

    AMP'd on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i think giving things up for lent even if you are not a religious person can be a good experience

    This is something my dad fails to understand about Passover.

    He gave up Passover for Lent?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    passover is great because you get to eat matzo ball soup and lamb

    i support the celebration of every kind of religious festival that involves eating lamb

    Quoth on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You don't actually eat the lamb.

    You just look at the shank for a while and demand to know the meaning of it.

    You do eat brisket, though.

    AMP'd on
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    IshbuIshbu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, "If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread."

    Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'[a]"

    Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6"If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down. For it is written:
    " 'He will command his angels concerning you,
    and they will lift you up in their hands,
    so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'"

    Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'[c]"

    Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. "All this I will give you," he said, "if you will bow down and worship me."

    Jesus said to him, "Away from me, Satan! For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.'[d]"

    Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.

    But wait, continuing with the thought experiment of the earth being flat, you still couldn't see all the kingdoms. The human eye can only distinguish between objects at a set range. Even if satan provided a crazy awesome telescope, you still couldn't see past the Himalayas and into China because the Himalayas are higher than any mountains near Palestine.

    Perhaps satan led Jesus up on the mountain to show him because he has a flair for the dramatic?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    You don't actually eat the lamb.

    You just look at the shank for a while and demand to know the meaning of it.

    You do eat brisket, though.

    what, no, that is bullshit, i have eaten passover lamb

    i have eaten both shank and brisket

    Quoth on
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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    maybe there was a kingdom on top of the mountain and it was the last one they had to check out

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm eating so much chocolate today

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I made it without smoking or drinking or jerkin it

    I am proud of myself and hopefully not going to hell

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm thinking it was just to reference The Lion King. The Lion King is a pretty good movie.

    I wonder if Jesus asked about that shadowy place.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So much candy I've been looking at for forty days I couldn't have
    I'm eating the shit out of it
    Lifesavers Jelly Beans
    Peanut butter eggs
    Those eggs with the whipped raspberry inside

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I gave up ham for lent

    well, for like maybe 12 hours and then I woke up and I was hungry so I made myself a ham sandwich with baconnaise

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ham and baconnaise, together again for the first time

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    ham and baconnaise, together again for the first time since like twenty minutes ago

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Where the hell do you buy baconnaise anyway

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ralph's/Kroger makes these white label juju fish that actually taste better than swedish fish

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Where the hell do you buy baconnaise anyway
    at the grocery store

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2009
    I have awoken from my sugar-induced coma!

    Now I will be like Buster K and lay waste to chocolate bunnies and eggs. :)

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    give their ears hell bogey

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have never seen baconnaise in any store

    but it sounds magical

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2009
    SLAMMU wrote: »
    So I made it without smoking or drinking or jerkin it

    I am proud of myself and hopefully not going to hell
    Wow, that's quite a feat.

    Congrats!

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    SLAMMU wrote: »
    So I made it without smoking or drinking or jerkin it

    I am proud of myself and hopefully not going to hell
    Wow, that's quite a feat.

    Congrats!

    He's too busy jerking off and using alcohol as lube to respond.

    Also, smoking a cigarette

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    maybe he's burning himself with the cigarette

    i hear some people like that

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    ArgusArgus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Happy Zombie Jesus day!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guess who lost his virginity this weekend

    :^: This guy :^:

    It was truly a Good Friday

    Grey Ghost on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    high five bro

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thank you sir

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    how fat is she? (jk)

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I messed up near the end. I tried to make the lenten promise that I wouldn't put my hand on Nads' crotch and I did after he came down for Rigoletto

    Just placed it right there on his crotch.

    Fiz on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    how fat is she? (jk)

    I assume she is quite fat

    And you're good looking, GG. You don't have to sleep with fat chicks

    Fiz on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    I messed up near the end. I tried to make the lenten promise that I wouldn't put my hand on Nads' crotch and I did after he came down for Rigoletto

    Just placed it right there on his crotch.

    Was it on a Sunday?
    Holy Days don't count

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    SLAMMU wrote: »
    So I made it without smoking or drinking or jerkin it

    I am proud of myself and hopefully not going to hell
    Wow, that's quite a feat.

    Congrats!

    Thanks!

    Also grats gg, hope she was hot

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    how fat is he? (jk)

    edit: actually, does this grammatically make sense? I'm trying to imply that GG had sex with a fat dude.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Thank you Slammu, she was a pretty pretty lady

    also, huge congrats for your self-control during the Lenten season, that is very impressive

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I messed up near the end. I tried to make the lenten promise that I wouldn't put my hand on Nads' crotch and I did after he came down for Rigoletto

    Just placed it right there on his crotch.

    Was it on a Sunday?
    Holy Days don't count

    It was a Friday. I wasn't supposed to be eating meat

    Fiz on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I didn't give up anything for Lent.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    hee hee double entendre

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