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Famous Last E-Words

Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
This is an uncertain world. Nobody knows for sure what path their life will take, nor can we see in advance the people and places we will encounter that will shape our existence. There is only one thing we know for sure.

One day, we will die.

But who knows when, or how? Death can come for us at any time, and in any place. How would we let our friends and loved ones know it had happened? What if we had important files or information to pass on? A dark secret to reveal? A confession of undying love?

Well, that's where SlightlyMorbid and Death Switch come in. For a modest fee, you can set up e-mails to be sent to a number of individuals of your choosing in the event of your untimely demise, with personal messages as necessary. SlightlyMorbid requires that you choose a trusted third party who will log on after you die and trigger the messages, while Death Switch sends you e-mail prompts at intervals of your choice - stop responding to prompts, and it assumes you've passed away, and sends the messages.

So, maybe there are some ethical issues with charging people for a service that will only be rendered after they're dead. And maybe getting an e-mail from beyond the grave is not quite the way you want your significant others to remember you. And maybe it's just a silly idea that nobody actually uses.

But isn't it kinda cool?

So how about you, SE++? What do you say in death that you could never say in life?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    here I sit

    brokenhearted

    tried to shit

    but only farted

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So how about you, SE++? What do you say in death that you could never say in life?

    Fuck all y'all, I'm in a better place

    Antimatter on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    more goatse

    Macro9 on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what if you just don't check your email for a while

    that would be an alarming miscommunication

    World as Myth on
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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what if you just don't check your email for a while

    that would be an alarming miscommunication

    Or an outstanding practical joke.

    GRMike on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    more goatse

    This. I'd probably just shock image people.

    Run Run Run on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    "fuck this, I'm out"

    DJ Eebs on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HI5, Geebs

    Antimatter on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    more goatse

    This. I'd probably just shock image people.

    shakes head in disgust

    Macro9 on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    Larlar on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will sign up for this
    and have it send emails to my enemies

    "The grave shall not hold me
    I come for you"

    ...you know
    if I had any enemies

    Dichotomy on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    "if you're reading this I am dead and it was probably your fault"

    DJ Eebs on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    "if you're reading this I am probably locked out of my e-mail account and whoops.jpg"

    Larlar on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If you were going to shock image people FROM THE GRAVE, at least do it right.

    Have message written in frantic style, talking about how frightened you are, that it's after you, that you have to tell someone, but now that you know you are going to be NEXT and have some creepy photograph attached of some demon or something.

    DarkPrimus on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "if you're reading this I am dead and it was probably your fault"

    trigger it to send cryptic clues about the identity of who you believe to be your killer

    satansfingers on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    anybody who hates a dead person shouldn't be your friend anyway

    the wook on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    "if you're reading this I am dead and it was probably your fault"

    trigger it to send cryptic clues about the identity of who you believe to be your killer

    narrated by gerard butler or whatever his name is

    DJ Eebs on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    anybody who hates a dead person shouldn't be your friend anyway

    Hey guys did you hear the wook loves Hitler.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey guys, guess what! Keep on readin'! How are you? I hope you are fine. I am not fine, as you can no doubt tell from me hanging here from the ceiling fixture. You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing just fine until you fuckers came along. I hope you're happy now that I'm goddamn dead.

    Signed,
    The Corpse In This Room

    P.S.: Fuck you people.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    anybody who hates a dead person shouldn't be your friend anyway

    Hey guys did you hear the wook loves Hitler.

    only carnally

    the wook on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    im leaving se++ and i was trolling you all the whole time

    Meissnerd on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    To whom it may concern,

    Free running was a poor hobby choice.

    Regards,

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DO NOT GO TO INNSMOUTH

    Faricazy on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What if these are my famous last e-words?

    The_Scarab on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    "try the churros"

    DJ Eebs on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    "try the churros"

    I'd expect nothing less from you.

    Larlar on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    To whom it may concern,

    Fandyien went out just the way he wanted; naked, riding a polar bear, and choking on a single, insidious, cumquat.

    Sincerely,
    The Internet

    Fandyien on
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sounds cold

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What if these are my famous last e-words?

    It would be appropriate, because it's your only post people didn't tl;dr.

    A duck! on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I would never avail myself of this service, but if I did I'd probably send a bunch of people Pickle Surprise just to confuse the hell out of them.

    Druhim on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "with my last breath I curse Zoidberg"

    Dichotomy on
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What if these are my famous last e-words?

    It would be appropriate, because it's your only post people didn't tl;dr.

    I didn't even notice that post!

    DJ Eebs on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From the recesses of my mothers basement in Minnesota, I stab at thee!

    Fandyien on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey everybody

    who wants to go see a movie on friday

    love wam

    World as Myth on
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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "I did it all for the nookie"

    Mr. G on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You and what army?

    Antimatter on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "ON A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AAAANYYYYYWHERE"

    Faricazy on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    "someone told me to click this thing and I did and I don't know what the fuck it does but I guess it means I'm dead? maybe it's something like the ring, I dunno. anyways, if you get this please-"

    DJ Eebs on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Hi,

    I'm going to do my best to haunt you. Glue down your vases.

    Larlar

    Larlar on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    i wonder if anyone remembers what my se persona is from

    Orikaeshigitae on
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