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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Hi,

    I'm going to do my best to haunt you. Glue down your vases.

    Larlar

    and then, you strike at their unguarded dinner plates

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Morituri Nolumus Mori

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Braaaaaaaaains brains, braaaaaaaaaaaaains. Braaaaaaaaains.

    - Ash

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Orikae I'm pretty sure you don't even have a persona, as it were

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I cannot fucking believe they already charged my card for this shit. Fucking scam.

    -Mike

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    whatever you do, do not say "who ya gonna call.'

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Orikae I'm pretty sure you don't even have a persona, as it were

    the mustachioed muscleman? has it been that long since i arted?

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
    I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
    Drink my beer and smoke my weed. but my good friends is all I need
    Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
    Man, I love college"

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Reading through the last words of PAers who have actually died over the years is pretty sad.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    way to bring down the mood

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dear fuckers,

    Non-existence is pretty meh. Send books; I'm bored as fuck.

    Eternity sucks,
    Hacksaw

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Orikae I'm pretty sure you don't even have a persona, as it were

    the mustachioed muscleman? has it been that long since i arted?

    you drew?

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Scooty Juff Junior suuuuuuuuuuuuu[tiny]uuuuuuuucks[/tiny]"

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    way to bring down the mood

    shit

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Orikae I'm pretty sure you don't even have a persona, as it were

    the mustachioed muscleman? has it been that long since i arted?

    It's been a looooooooong time since I remembered you as moustachio'd dude

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it Batroc the Leaper? I remember that from a while back.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It was pretty depressing when that army guy killed himself. I can't remember his actual tag (TDR? Something like that?) but he played with the Shamblers for awhile and despite all his problems that was a really sad thing to hear.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    TDL.

    And yeah, he was pretty awesome. Playing Arkham Horror with him at PAX '07 was one of the highlights for me.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it Batroc the Leaper? I remember that from a while back.

    Batroc ze Leaper. It's incorrectly pronounced without the ze

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it Batroc the Leaper? I remember that from a while back.

    yeah. well actually it's from the shock image illustration knob posted when he quit

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it Batroc the Leaper? I remember that from a while back.

    Batroc ze Leaper. It's incorrectly pronounced without the ze

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Orikae I'm pretty sure you don't even have a persona, as it were

    the mustachioed muscleman? has it been that long since i arted?

    Reading this post, I just had the greatest flashback of you being crushed by a giant book.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Orikae I'm pretty sure you don't even have a persona, as it were

    the mustachioed muscleman? has it been that long since i arted?

    Reading this post, I just had the greatest flashback of you being crushed by a giant book.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Arcibi wrote: »
    "Scooty Juff Junior suuuuuuuuuuuuu[tiny]uuuuuuuucks[/tiny]"

    Scooty puff

    puff

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is it Batroc the Leaper? I remember that from a while back.

    Batroc ze Leaper. It's incorrectly pronounced without the ze

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    What is that from? Because Batroc v Batman may just be the greatest thing in the history of comics. Is it the Avengers JLA crossover?

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have no idea, it just popped up with a google search.

    EDIT: 2003's Avengers/JLA #4 by Kurt Busiek and George Perez

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, I seriously need to read that.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One of my favorite parting lines

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

    U.S. Civil War, General John Sedgwick, Union

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've actually given this a lot of serious thought. Does that make me morbid?

    My career will most likely take me to the absolute middle of nowhere. I won't have many chances to come home, and communication may be limited. Since I'll probably have to set up a will before I leave, I figured I would attach a series of letters to it. A lot of it's probably ego, but there are things I'll need to people to know, but "in case I don't come back" messages might be too distressing for a lot of them. Grandma stresses enough as it is.

    or maybe I'm just being pretentious.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    another good one is

    I'm still alive!

    by a Roman general being stabbed to death by his guards

    I wish I was so badass that I had to tell my guards to try harder to kill me

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hm.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    One of my favorite parting lines

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

    U.S. Civil War, General John Sedgwick, Union

    which is largely disputed and likely never happened or were not in fact his last words but said some time before he died

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My older brother and I made up a game called Famous Last Words when we were kids. We'd think up of funny famous last words and try to out-funny each other. He was the witty one. I always went for the obvious "Of course it's not loaded!" lines.

    I think it's Oscar Wilde who is supposed to have uttered with his dying breath "Either that wallpaper goes or I do."

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've actually given this a lot of serious thought. Does that make me morbid?

    My career will most likely take me to the absolute middle of nowhere. I won't have many chances to come home, and communication may be limited. Since I'll probably have to set up a will before I leave, I figured I would attach a series of letters to it. A lot of it's probably ego, but there are things I'll need to people to know, but "in case I don't come back" messages might be too distressing for a lot of them. Grandma stresses enough as it is.

    or maybe I'm just being pretentious.

    Well, that's why they get the notes after you die.

    So there's no worrying! All they need to do to know you're not, well, dead, is check their e-mail.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've thought about what would happen if I died unexpectedly
    Specifically here
    All this time I've spent here and if I just stopped posting, most likely no one would notice
    Ever
    Kind of depressing





    Also;
    Anyone know what happened to Keith?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, that is sort of a bummer.

    After spending an absolutely retarded amount of time here for the past five years it's strange to think I would just cease to exist and nobody would question it.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    another good one is

    I'm still alive!

    by a Roman general being stabbed to death by his guards

    I wish I was so badass that I had to tell my guards to try harder to kill me

    also, this was stated by Caligula and was "I live!"

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »


    Also;
    Anyone know what happened to Keith?

    Not a clue. Bongi disappeared, too.

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    EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    TDL.

    And yeah, he was pretty awesome. Playing Arkham Horror with him at PAX '07 was one of the highlights for me.

    When was this?

    Rather, let me put it this way, I've been able to piece together via google that it happened last year, but this is the first I knew about it. I can't search for his name here because it's under the four-letter minimum.

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