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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    "Ya ever seen a dead body?"
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    That's terrific

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Terrific? Yes. Highly inaccurate, though.

    No hobos have that many teeth by the time they grow beards that big.

    Its a law of the jungle.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    look maybe he is a hobo dentist

    did you ever think of this?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Steals other hobos teeth to augment his deteriorating molars.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    look maybe he is a hobo dentist

    did you ever think of this?
    clearly he doesn't do a good job, otherwise the hobos would still have teeth

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For awhile, especially when I was working online selling credits, I had a fairly elaborate dead man's switch setup to notify everyone I knew in case I finally died.

    I have a very simple web-server I've paid for 10 years of service. I had 3 people named as admins, they clicked a link that was emailed to them in the event of my death. This server held all my important data, contact lists, and how to access everything. It also held a short audio recording and letters to select people, as well as their contact info.

    Basically it took 100% of the burden and effort off my loved ones offline to handle my loved ones online.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale.. hopefully I'll get to hug you again this year.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    look maybe he is a hobo dentist

    did you ever think of this?
    clearly he doesn't do a good job, otherwise the hobos would still have teeth

    why do you think he's a hobo and not practicing anymore?

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like to think one of my friends will bother to inform SE++ if I happen to die in a freak accident.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale.. hopefully I'll get to hug you again this year.

    you should come to new orleans

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like to think one of my friends will bother to inform SE++ if I happen to die in a freak accident.

    I think I have a friend or two still plugged in here enough to do the same.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    I'm pretty sure if I died, no one here would ever find out.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well you would stop posting.

    From there we would just assume.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale.. hopefully I'll get to hug you again this year.

    you should come to new orleans

    did.. did you move

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kinda like Keith.

    Keith is dead...right?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale.. hopefully I'll get to hug you again this year.

    you should come to new orleans

    did.. did you move

    umm, no

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure if I died, no one here would ever find out.

    Bombardier would know. He'd probably have a close-up of your face as you expired.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DO

    NOT

    SEEK

    THE TREASURE

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    WE THOUGHT

    YOU WAS

    A TOAD

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i think i have the opposite of stale's situation in the event of my death

    i have one guy whose job will be to basically make it so that nobody knows that i died

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Friend of mine died a couple months back from a brain tumor

    leading up to, and for a time after his death there were a lot of sad posts on his Facebook wall and people were doing stuff like taking a picture of a cool sunset and tagging him in it; sentimental stuff, which I had no problem with

    but one of my friends said she wouldn't want that going on if she were to die

    And I was like, "Are you kidding me? I want people to be fucking sad when I die because their worlds just got a little less awesome, and then I want them all to get crazy shit-house drunk at my funeral and get in fights and I want at least 3 children conceived at my funeral and I swear to God you will play Stairway to Heaven"

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I already have a funeral playlist made up on iTunes.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i think i have the opposite of stale's situation in the event of my death

    i have one guy whose job will be to basically make it so that nobody knows that i died

    Easiest job ever

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I already have a funeral playlist made up on iTunes.

    Welp

    I know what I'm spending the next hour on

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    edited April 2009
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I really need to trim it down though.

    I doubt my funeral will be like three hours.

    Or will it? How long do those things run? Never been to one.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i think i have the opposite of stale's situation in the event of my death

    i have one guy whose job will be to basically make it so that nobody knows that i died

    Easiest job ever

    basically

    i was at my best 7 months ago

    nobody gives a shit

    so what people would need to ask themselves is this

    what if i'm talking to a dude in place of a dead dude?

    WHAT IF I'M NOT THE FIRST ANJIN-SAN

    OH GOD

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sleepwalker- Santo and Johnny
    Layla- Derek and the Dominoes
    Death of a Clown- The Kinks
    I'll Fly Away- Allison Kraus

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I really need to trim it down though.

    I doubt my funeral will be like three hours.

    Or will it? How long do those things run? Never been to one.

    My friend's was around 2, maybe 2 and a quarter?

    But they're there to celebrate you, you should be able to specify it to be as long as you damn well please

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    though, i think there would be a few people i'd like to actually say parting words to around here, so long as they keep up the ruse

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i want a burlesque performance at my funeral

    and an open bar

    and the entirety of tom waits discography played

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Sleepwalker- Santo and Johnny
    Layla- Derek and the Dominoes
    Death of a Clown- The Kinks
    I'll Fly Away- Allison Kraus

    I like this

    also, Teefs, :^:

    My name is... Shackleford, Rusty Shackleford

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    edited April 2009
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    anjin will be my rusty shackleford

    a tall order

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've always wanted a scapegoat!

    What about the Republican Party?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I only have two funeral requests:

    1. A guy wailing a guitar solo the entire time

    2. All my possessions will be given out via a raffle.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Let's Go Away for a While" - The Beach Boys
    "The Card Cheat" - The Clash
    "Enter Sandman" - Metallica
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want" - The Rolling Stones
    "In My Life" - The Beatles
    "Trouble" - Coldplay
    "Die With Your Boots On" - Iron Maiden

    Some choice bits.

    EDIT: Spoilers above

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i want a burlesque performance at my funeral

    and an open bar

    and the entirety of tom waits discography played

    The burlesque is done to the tune of "16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six"

    Can I come to your funeral?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man, i tell you what

    nobody would leave my funeral hungry

    we would have hella bagel variations

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