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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Let's Go Away for a While" - The Beach Boys


    "In My Life" - The Beatles
    Really good choices
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want" - The Rolling Stones
    Dude, automatic disqualification for its connection to The Big Chill, how about "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" :P

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i want a burlesque performance at my funeral

    and an open bar

    and the entirety of tom waits discography played

    The burlesque is done to the tune of "16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six"

    Can I come to your funeral?
    you know, that is such an odd thing to ask somebody

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    various bagels

    various creamed cheeses

    lox

    fuck, i'm killin' myself right now

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man, i tell you what

    nobody would leave my funeral hungry

    we would have hella bagel variations

    Buffets at a funeral are very nice. Just make sure it's a way away from the actual body.

    Unless you want one of those japanese sushi things where the dead body is acting as the plate or whatever. That would be something.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i want a burlesque performance at my funeral

    and an open bar

    and the entirety of tom waits discography played

    The burlesque is done to the tune of "16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six"

    Can I come to your funeral?
    you know, that is such an odd thing to ask somebody

    Answer the question, Fari

    but pretend I asked it

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Guys, I hadn't had bagels for a while. I did, at one point in my life, have a bagel phase. I present to you My Favorite Bagels."

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    anjin are you dead yet

    I want free food

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Unless you want one of those japanese sushi things where the dead body is acting as the plate or whatever. That would be something.
    man the ones i know about involve a (live) naked girl and the sushi is placed all over her body

    where do you go that use dead bodies

    maaannnn

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i want a burlesque performance at my funeral

    and an open bar

    and the entirety of tom waits discography played

    The burlesque is done to the tune of "16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six"

    Can I come to your funeral?
    you know, that is such an odd thing to ask somebody

    conversely, inviting a bunch of people to your funeral is also weird

    C'MON YA'LL ISSA FUNERAL

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    "Let's Go Away for a While" - The Beach Boys


    "In My Life" - The Beatles
    Really good choices
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want" - The Rolling Stones
    Dude, automatic disqualification for its connection to The Big Chill, how about "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" :P

    I love you and I love High Fidelity.

    I put that in there specifically for that reason, actually. Also it's a great song.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    anjin are you dead yet

    I want free food

    look i'm killing myself as fast as i can

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i want a burlesque performance at my funeral

    and an open bar

    and the entirety of tom waits discography played

    The burlesque is done to the tune of "16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought-Six"

    Can I come to your funeral?
    you know, that is such an odd thing to ask somebody

    I see what you're saying, but it's not my fault you're throwing such a rockin' funeral.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    aight everybody, shut the fuck up, i need silence while i try to figure out the logistics of all of us attending all of each other's funerals

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin tell me of your favourite creamed cheeses.

    i like the light ones that come with panera bagels

    the panera bagels are so goddamn good

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

    look, it's the only time they ever do guitar solos

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    at my funeral i think i'd like this played

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX3Wa7RS3DQ

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i will be living forever so funerals are a no go for me

    Yeah but not other people's.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

    look, it's the only time they ever do guitar solos

    if i can't find someone to play it, the alternative is a boombox and "Just a Macho Thang"

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    "Let's Go Away for a While" - The Beach Boys


    "In My Life" - The Beatles
    Really good choices
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want" - The Rolling Stones
    Dude, automatic disqualification for its connection to The Big Chill, how about "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" :P

    I love you and I love High Fidelity.

    I put that in there specifically for that reason, actually. Also it's a great song.

    I almost mentioned it myself
    Also "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is a fucking awful song

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

    look, it's the only time they ever do guitar solos

    but they succccck

    and I worked at their record label

    PS: Your funeral should only play covers of Paranoid

    it would last for days

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    when you die there is a rockin' welcome party in heaven

    it's catered

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what the fuck is a bagel accessory

    would that be just like a toaster or are there bagel tongs and shit

    some pussies use "bagel knives"

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My funeral will be like the fake one they hold in M*A*S*H, so I can partake of the whiskey, scotch and rye only to rise again and attend the funerals of others.

    The only music at my funeral will be provided by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. In fact, it will just be Spanish Flea on an infinite loop.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

    look, it's the only time they ever do guitar solos

    if i can't find someone to play it, the alternative is a boombox and "Just a Macho Thang"

    I can do it!

    You know I got both the CD and a boombox

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »

    I almost mentioned it myself
    Also "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is a fucking awesome song

    Typo there, but I caught it for ya.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You gotta know your limits with a boombox

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    if no one gets rowdy during my funeral I will come the fuck back and slap the shit out of everyone

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

    look, it's the only time they ever do guitar solos

    if i can't find someone to play it, the alternative is a boombox and "Just a Macho Thang"

    I can do it!

    You know I got both the CD and a boombox

    The boombox is all grey, with the exception of the plastic lining around the speakers. The lining is purple with wild pink zig-zag lines.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    only one song plays at my funeral

    My Michelle by Guns and Roses, as covered by Dillinger Escape Plan

    you motherfucker

    look, it's the only time they ever do guitar solos

    if i can't find someone to play it, the alternative is a boombox and "Just a Macho Thang"

    I can do it!

    You know I got both the CD and a boombox

    The boombox is all grey, with the exception of the plastic lining around the speakers. The lining is purple with wild pink zig-zag lines.

    I will buy this boombox

    you need the macho man

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I must have as many beautiful girls weeping for me as possible

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