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[Mini-Phalla] The Ten Phallamandments-- Game Over! Hebrew & Nefertiri Victory

lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correctMove to New ZealandRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Critical Failures
The Ten Phallamandments

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Welcome to Goshen, Egypt. The time is some few thousand years ago. The Hebrews are slaves for the Pharaoh Ramses, building great treasure cities and toiling day and night, every day, as they have for four hundred years.

Ramses and his Queen, Nefertiri, have traveled to Goshen to keep an eye on the building of the treasure city there, as well as the tales of the return of Moses, claiming to be a prophet of the Hebrew's desert God. Ramses is not concerned, for he is Pharaoh, but he has called for his Charioteers to join him in Goshen in order to surpress a possible Hebrew uprising.

Meanwhile, within the Hebrew quarter, Moses and his siblings Aaron and Miriam, are doing their best to prepare their people for what their God has in store for them both in the coming days and the future.

Can the Hebrews escape from Goshen and Egypt? Or will Ramses gather his forces around him enough to stop their revolt and release?




Each night vote for one person in Red to be sent to the Copper Mines of Giza.
Clarifications can be asked in Orange either in the thread or in PMs.
Not sure what a phalla is? Check out the Rules here.
All standard Phalla rules apply. No screencaps, no direct quoting of Role PMs, no anonymous contact, etc. If you have a doubt as to whether what you're about to do is illegal, it probably is.

This is as close to a standard phalla as you're going to get with me hosting it.

Ohyeah, Vote Close.

Midnight EST/11pm CST/10pm MST/9pm PST/ 5am GMT (sorry guys! but I can't do it any sooner)


Opening Narration: Blood
Night One Narration: Frogs
Night Two Narration: Insects
Night Three Narration: Livestock
Night Four Narration: Boils
Night Five Narration: Burning Hail

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    4. enlightenedbum (ebum as I affectionately call him with my stabbing knife)
    5. Zandracon
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    7. Mr. D
    8. [strike]DUE[/strike] Obbi
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    10. TheLawinator
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    12. eipnoom
    13. Infy
    14. [strike]delroland[/strike] GrimmyTOA
    15. Dac Vin
    16. Fatal3RROR (yeah, you're getting called 'Fatal' from now on.)
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    20. LaOs (or the lovable crocodile, as I call him with complete affection!)
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    Reserves
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    2. FreeAgent

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Count me in, this sounds hilarious.

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    edited April 2009
    Definitely sign up!

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    edited April 2009
    !Sign Up!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sure

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    edited April 2009
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    edited April 2009
    Thou shalt not sign up

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !sign

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    edited April 2009
    I...

    !Sign up

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    edited April 2009
    !sign up

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    edited April 2009
    !Sign up

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    edited April 2009
    !Sign up

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  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User
    edited April 2009
    !Sign Up cause I need more phalla practice.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !sign me up ahava

    Cause I'm dead and stuff. :(

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    awwww don't pout Infy! I've been dead since Night one!

    You get used to it. The pain stops after a while.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Pharaoh, Pharaoh, whoa-oh, let my people go!:whistle:

    ...stupid Sunday School...

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was hoping that I wouldn't get pwned in the first couple days as usual since I was on hiatus and all. :D

    I guess not!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But now you can come and play in my game! and we can have all kinds of fun, Infy!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Depression Up

    Don't mind me, I got suicidal issues :P

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  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited April 2009
    I shall Sign up

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Let My Phalla Go!

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Thou Shalt Add TehSloth To The Sign-Up List

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh, Shalt I?

    Alright. Since you asked.

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  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Can I be Samson please?

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hmm...

    I will play your game, lonelyahava.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh, Shalt I?

    Alright. Since you asked.

    Just as planned...

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  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Oh, Shalt I?

    Alright. Since you asked.

    It's all part of the plan...
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    :?:

    Also, !Sign Up :D

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sign up

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Day 0 Narration :

    Toxic Toys has died.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nahhhh I'm not that mean.

    Specially considering I asked him to come sign up.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yep I'm special, like Ed.

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, why not. Think I'm dead in the main anyway.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you said it, Toxic. I didn't!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nahhhh I'm not that mean.

    Specially considering I asked him to come sign up.

    ...You're going to kill me instead, aren't you?

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pfffft

    I'm the Host! I can't kill any of you.

    Unless you go inactive on me. Then, I will slaughter you completely!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pfffft

    I'm the Host! I can't kill any of you.

    Unless you go inactive on me. Then, I will slaughter you completely!


    Can I interpret this as a "I can make fun of you and not incur your wrath"? :P

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It wouldn't be right for me to not at least sign up.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Pfffft

    I'm the Host! I can't kill any of you.

    Unless you go inactive on me. Then, I will slaughter you completely!


    Can I interpret this as a "I can make fun of you and not incur your wrath"? :P

    Clarification:: DENIED

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Pfffft

    I'm the Host! I can't kill any of you.

    Unless you go inactive on me. Then, I will slaughter you completely!

    Can I interpret this as a "I can make fun of you and not incur your wrath"? :P

    Clarification:: DENIED

    Can I interpret it this way?

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Pfffft

    I'm the Host! I can't kill any of you.

    Unless you go inactive on me. Then, I will slaughter you completely!

    Can I interpret this as a "I can make fun of you and not incur your wrath"? :P

    Clarification:: DENIED

    Can I interpret it this way?

    Oh. I guess you can, my favorite bunny. But I'd really rather that you didn't.

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