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[WHINE ON] Dawn of War II: It takes two to commit Heresy. New gamemode! 2v2!

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe if Akira had cool color schemes like mine he'd do better.

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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If we're measuring e-peen according to TS, then as the second highest TS 3v3er here, I say that Warp Spiders are fine.

    When Haywire Grenades act more like the tank-seeking I've-only-ever-seen-them-miss-once Sticky Bombs from COH, then maybe.

    But considering that an upgraded Exarched Warp Spider squad is 575 req and 75 power, which is as much req and more than twice as much power as a Tac Squad with a Plasma gun, and that each squad member has 160 health with bullets seeming to auto-seek the Exarch, and each squad member takes 55 req and 5 power to reinforce besides, considering all that, they are balanced.

    And I can say from experience that, if you go up against Assault Squad spam with Warp Spider spam, say 4 Warp Spiders vs 3 Assault Squads, all upgraded, the Assault Squads win hands down.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

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  • JorilJoril BelgiumRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

    Yes, they did.

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  • RetzinskyRetzinsky Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My Razorback driver turns round to find out what the noise is behind him only to hear: "OI HUMIE, WE DERE YET?!?!?"

    You got what was coming to you cake!

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That was bullshit. The only thing worse than using your transport as a transport is using your teammate's.

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They need to fire the Ork driver. He is fucking terrible. Combined with its paper thin armor (even with the upgrade), the second it get's jumped you are SOL.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I finished the campaign. The game did a pretty good job of making you feel like an uber badass. Next time they should try to include an actual story.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    They need to fire the Ork driver. He is fucking terrible. Combined with its paper thin armor (even with the upgrade), the second it get's jumped you are SOL.
    Paper thin armor? 700 HP is the highest HP of any tank. tied for the razorback which, by the way guys has a smoke launcher in addition to being the cheap and high damage bullshit wagon.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It makes me feel so good to see so many snipers used against me in a 3v3. Too bad I know how to murder that strategy. :whistle:

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    They need to fire the Ork driver. He is fucking terrible. Combined with its paper thin armor (even with the upgrade), the second it get's jumped you are SOL.
    Paper thin armor? 700 HP is the highest HP of any tank. tied for the razorback which, by the way guys has a smoke launcher in addition to being the cheap and high damage bullshit wagon.

    Well, we must feel like the wartrukk is BS since it can't run over anything, unlike the razorback which can plow through walls. Even the Falcon can at least run over most cover.

    ...and I have yet to see smoke launcher ever used, which is odd, considering that the standard use of a razorback as a mobile Heavy bolter support, would make that ability icing on the cake.

    EDIT:
    It makes me feel so good to see so many snipers used against me in a 3v3. Too bad I know how to murder that strategy. :whistle:

    scout sergents and more snipers? or razorbacks?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If you smoke your heavy bolter your accuracy will go to shit.

    It's better to smoke an area and let your assault marines do the talking.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    The smoke launcher is pretty great but I guess nobody knows how to use it or something. Space marines have it so easy.

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    They need to fire the Ork driver. He is fucking terrible. Combined with its paper thin armor (even with the upgrade), the second it get's jumped you are SOL.
    Paper thin armor? 700 HP is the highest HP of any tank. tied for the razorback which, by the way guys has a smoke launcher in addition to being the cheap and high damage bullshit wagon.

    WoW 700 HP! Too bad it can't drive anywhere because it has the worst maneuverability of any tank in the game, due to NOT BEING ABLE TO RUN ANYTHING OVER.

    It's like watching grandma try to parallel park a 18 wheeler. I have lost so many squads due to shitty terrain.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Armor has nothing to do with mobility. Shit sucks, but at least it has the same... HP as... razorback.

    Fuck the razorback.

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Okay, it has the same armor, but the driver sucks because he can't run anything over. Considering it takes like 3 SM missiles to blow it up, shit isn't cool. Basically unless you are in an open field your Wartrukk is a dead trukk.

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  • Smaug6Smaug6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It doesn't matter anyways. 4 warpspiders squads will just gib it.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Smaug6 wrote: »
    It doesn't matter anyways. 4 warpspiders squads will just gib it.
    Fuck, four guardians will gib the thing. I think guardians do more damage to it than it does to them.

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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Smaug6 wrote: »
    It doesn't matter anyways. 4 warpspiders squads will just gib it.
    Fuck, four guardians will gib the thing. I think guardians do more damage to it than it does to them.

    Easily. Just melee order them, they'll break the thing down long before it even gets close to killing a squad.

    I've taken a wartrukk down to 20% with two warlock'd guardians on Typhon before. He ran off, but I found it funny still.

    Not a single causality. Green cover while meleeing it + warlock = gl hf wartrukk

    You could probably shoot it too, though. You might as well shoot while attempting to melee though, I don't think many units get a accuracy penalty on the move. Not guardians.

    They might fire a little slower though...

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Green cover while meleeing a unit shooting at you I'm not sure matters.

    Cover is directional, which is why things like flanking work. If you're meleeing something, you're probably not behind the green cover relative to the unit shooting at you.

    What I don't know, though, is whether hostile units provide green cover for your units like friendly ones do, but I'd think they don't.

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  • AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I can't find it on the database or the codex now but last time I check the smoke launcher causes -80% accuracy for anyone shooting into or out of the smoke. So if you drop it on your own guys it fucks up their accuracy, so the best way to use it is actually on the other guy's ranged squads or where your melee guys are fighting.

    Usually I'm too busy joyriding around in my unkillable Razorback to bother though, the animation is like when you unload troops and the range is pretty short so your Razorback has to waddle over, slowly turn to face whatever, and then shoot a second later. Not really worth it when you can just run over their platform/devastators.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Here you go. I know it says Ork smoke but whatever. Same thing.

    It looks like it would be useful for charging your ASM into melee without jumping, though.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Joril wrote: »
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

    Yes, they did.

    Awesome thanks. Just turned on the game and BAM 120 achievement points.

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Joril wrote: »
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

    Yes, they did.

    Awesome thanks. Just turned on the game and BAM 120 achievement points.

    I see you still haven't fixed the bug that keeps you from doing anything at all on your own.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pancake wrote: »
    Joril wrote: »
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

    Yes, they did.

    Awesome thanks. Just turned on the game and BAM 120 achievement points.

    I see you still haven't fixed the bug that keeps you from doing anything at all on your own.

    God damn Pancake you are such a cold bitch, do your douches freeze solid when you try to use them?

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pancake wrote: »
    Joril wrote: »
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

    Yes, they did.

    Awesome thanks. Just turned on the game and BAM 120 achievement points.

    I see you still haven't fixed the bug that keeps you from doing anything at all on your own.

    God damn Pancake you are such a cold bitch, do your douches freeze solid when you try to use them?

    Afraid not.

    So, found a job yet?

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pancake wrote: »
    Pancake wrote: »
    Joril wrote: »
    Have they fixed the bug that doesn't give you the achievement for completing the game yet?

    Yes, they did.

    Awesome thanks. Just turned on the game and BAM 120 achievement points.

    I see you still haven't fixed the bug that keeps you from doing anything at all on your own.

    God damn Pancake you are such a cold bitch, do your douches freeze solid when you try to use them?

    Afraid not.

    So, found a job yet?
    You have the personality of an Eldar, it shouldn't be surprising.

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  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm pretty sure Pancake escaped from Narnia. That said, anyone know when the patch that fixes balance comes out?

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Pancake escaped from Narnia. That said, anyone know when the patch that fixes balance comes out?

    RULE NUMBER ONE OF DAWN OF WAR II THREAD IS WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PATCH.

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Pancake escaped from Narnia. That said, anyone know when the patch that fixes balance comes out?

    No clue, Croak, one of the Awesome Relic guys that visit PA and the one (I think) that is still working on DoW2 went on vacation last week, so I don't think we will get any new info out of him until he comes back.

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  • AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Pancake escaped from Narnia. That said, anyone know when the patch that fixes balance comes out?

    I'm having an overload of bitter responses, I can't decide what to say!

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  • AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Akira wrote: »
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Pancake escaped from Narnia. That said, anyone know when the patch that fixes balance comes out?

    I'm having an overload of bitter responses, I can't decide what to say!

    QUICK, COMPLAIN THAT ELDAR ARE UNDERPOWERED!!!

    Because nobody in the thread possibly knows this!

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Akira wrote: »
    Demiurge wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Pancake escaped from Narnia. That said, anyone know when the patch that fixes balance comes out?

    I'm having an overload of bitter responses, I can't decide what to say!
    Do what I do and say something positive.

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  • JorilJoril BelgiumRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Boss pole needs more head.

    Game. On.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Joril wrote: »
    Boss pole needs more head.

    Game. On.
    Eldar are too underpowered to game on with them.

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  • SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Paper thin armor? 700 HP is the highest HP of any tank. tied for the razorback which, by the way guys has a smoke launcher in addition to being the cheap and high damage bullshit wagon.

    Looted wagon has 850 with upgrade.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Since when?

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goomba wrote: »
    Since when?

    Looted tank is easily the best Ork unit for it's cost/effectiveness. It's pretty much the best tank in the game, and the cheapest. I love coming up against a team that doesn't have any Space Marines or Tyranids on it because I just start making nothing but tanks. It does seem to have even shittier AI than the other tanks though, the couple times I have ever made predators I was amazed at how much more responsive they seemed.

    The looted tank is so good I will often attempt to make one even when the other team has a Space Marine or a Tyranid. I usually regret that decision when it gets venom cannoned, adrenal glandeded, tac missiled, teleporting flesh over steeled, insta ultra zoey stunned followed by zoey deathed, orb of the omnicided or whatever, melta-bombed...well you get the idea.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    That... wasn't what I asked.

    Oh, you meant the Looted Tank instead of the Wartrukk. We were talking about the wartrukk.

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  • rtsrts Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well I don't know the precise moment they decided the looted tank should have 850 hp with its upgrade, so I decided to just talk about how amazing the looted tank is in general. Also your question is dumb because it doesn't really matter at all, it seemed more rhetorical than anything.

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