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This diet will be the death of me
Zuel
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So, the wife is trying this South Beath diet thing. And somehow I got talked into doing it too. We're only on the fourth day and I'm hating life. For the first two weeks we can't have any carbs. No bread, pasta, fruit, ect. So I'm basically walking aroung with a head of lettuce in one hand and a ham in the other, taking intermittent bites.
Anyone tried this horrible diet? Does this shit work?
Anyone tried this horrible diet? Does this shit work?
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I have the biggest sweet tooth too, just nommin on candy all day if I could.
Longbaugh enjoys being too hideously fat to impart on such a journey.
It will work, but because you are controlling what you are eating and not because the diet is anything special or amazing.
Moderation is the key, as is cutting down bad carbs. Cutting out carbs altogether is masochistic.
Eat a sandwich, and go for a walk.
The reason so many people are overweight is because of the empty carbs they consume.
what works: eat differently (less calories), do more sports (or any) to use more calories
success
It's okay, we all know you are not hideously fat.
HEY!
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE FICTIONAL FAT ONE
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1) Nod and agree to everything she says.
2) Enjoy her tasty and bland south beach diet foods. Insist that the expensive SBD Brand items are for her alone - this will show your support while letting you avoid that shit like the plague.
3) Eat Fast food at work (I have lots of lunch meetings these days, funny that)
4) Make sure she loses more weight than you do - you'll probably maintain or lose a pound here or there.
Lunch is my favorite meal now.
That is also a dumb idea.
Here's a smart idea:
Eat something healthy in moderation.
eat some steaks
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what, no
eating fast food at lunch is the best thing about going to work
This is my biggest complaint. But, it's only for the first two weeks so I'll give it a shot. We're both just trying to loose 10lbs that regualr diet and exercise just can't seem to trim off.
you know those 10 pounds will come back when you stop, right
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
or at least a heart murmur
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You guys
It's actually a good diet as far as diets go. It does all the things you;re meant to do when you want to look after yourself and eat healthy.
How about you fucking read about it:
Historically, that seems to be the case for me. But maybe this time I can keep it off.
You read it wrong, the goal is to lose ten pounds. The diet varies and is on a schedule. For these two weeks he can't eat carbs, after that though the diet opens up carbs.
Cut out the shit carbs in your diet and refined/processed sugars. Cut down trans and saturated fats.
These are good things to be cutting
unless it was the use shitloads of olive oil, chillies and garlic diet
Unless you're uh, drinking the olive oil from the can.
Tasteless man, don't you know thats a big problem for the Italian hobos?
Why wont you just let me assume that something called the South Beach Diet is stupid and not make me read up on it?
It's almost 6 in the morning.
in a way, the south beach diet gets you to eat way less calories. Not eating carbs will naturally cut out a fuckton of calories.
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Chico, you know deep down in your heart that I wanted it to be some lame fad as much as you did, but my curiosity got the better of me and I had to inspect it.
Now I regret this decision, because I cannot mock Zuel mercilessly.
the south beach diet has only one restriction: you can only eat beaches or parts of beaches
sand is okay as it is part of a beach
lettuce is not because it is not part of a beach
rocks are acceptable, but only if they were found at the beach
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What if a whale or other marine life get stranded on a beach? I'm assuming they are part of the diet...
Also, would kelp be a suitable substitute for lettuce?
If you want a "diet" to stick, you need to make a lifestyle change.
those things are not usually part of a beach; that there is strike three for you mister
pack up your things and get out of the diet
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Shaved off all my hair.
My head feels cold.