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Video game mispronunciations, misspellings and misinformation

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rent wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    And if you in fact want a Diet Coke and request a Coke and I get you a Coke and then you bitched because you wanted Diet, you are still in fact wrong

    Arguing with you is rather surreal, so I'm going to stop now. Your deep vested interest in irrelevant matter of video game semantics is rather absurd.

    I'm pretty sure I don't need to worry about new releases on the xbox 360 being confused for old xbox titles, or my friends being deeply confused when I talk about playing Fallout on xbox.

    No, no one is going to think I'm talking about playing the 1997 release on my original xbox. Because there's a nice thing called common sense.
    Dude, working retail made me realize one thing: people have no fucking common sense, and assume you are the dumbass, and treat you worse than an indentured servant if they're asked for clarification even the tiniest bit
    Thank god I no longer work there
    Thank fucking god

    So fucking true.

    Disrupter, if the guy gave you Fallout 3 for the 360 when you asked for "fallout for the xbox" I suspect the guy either was new, knew you, was watching your reaction closely to make sure you were thinking about the same thing, and/or just finished an agruement with someone on something inane and just didn't want to go through it again.

    One of the first things I learned working at a college (where SMART people go!) bookstore is to never, ever assume you and the customer are thinking of the same thing unless exact terms are used, and even then, you must be cautious.

    I know that when you say xbox, you mean 360, I know that when the guy at Gamestop is talking about the xbox, he means the 360. but if I ever work at Gamestop, and a guy came up and asked, "do you have Fallout for the xbox?" Unless I've seen him purchase a 360 or 360 game since I have been there, the first words out of my mouth are going to be "you mean an Xbox 360, right?" and hope my faith in the Intellegence and Future of Humanity doesn't take a hit in the ensuing conversation.

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  • CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Also, in Chrono Trigger is Marle pronounced like the producer Marley Marl, or like the producer Marley Marl?

    Bucket of worms. Just change it to a real name.

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    CowShark wrote: »
    BubbaT wrote: »
    Also, in Chrono Trigger is Marle pronounced like the producer Marley Marl, or like the producer Marley Marl?

    Bucket of worms. Just change it to a real name.

    I do neither, it's Mar-luh to me, though I suppect that is wrong.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not video game related but some of my friends when we were kids used to try to tell me it was "Bob-a Fett"

    And not "Beau-ba Fett."

    They were so wrong.

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For example I remember how back in the NES days I kept hearing people calling it the Intendo. Clearly these were grandmothers who had heard it spoken of but never written.
    Why isn't there an ultralime? Also, from that point on, even to this very day, anyone playing a video game on any console ever was "playing Intendo" according to aforementioned grandmothers.

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  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ShimSham wrote: »
    Not video game related but some of my friends when we were kids used to try to tell me it was "Bob-a Fett"

    And not "Beau-ba Fett."

    They were so wrong.

    I knew a kid who used to say Boob-a fett and couldn't change it even though we kept correcting him and he wanted to change the way he said it. He would always slip back into it.

    Gear Girl on
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    CowShark wrote: »
    The correct pronunciation of Pokemon is in the theme song of the TV show, though.

    Right?

    Shouldn't we all know it by now?

    Why would I have ever watched the Pokemon tv show?

    Six on
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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Six wrote: »
    CowShark wrote: »
    The correct pronunciation of Pokemon is in the theme song of the TV show, though.

    Right?

    Shouldn't we all know it by now?

    Why would I have ever watched the Pokemon tv show?

    Maybe you were a cool kid.

    But it appears you were a square.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I remember for the longest time I pronounced Chocobo as 'Chock-oh-bo' and not 'Choke-oh-bo'

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    CowShark wrote: »
    The correct pronunciation of Pokemon is in the theme song of the TV show, though.

    Right?

    Shouldn't we all know it by now?

    Why would I have ever watched the Pokemon tv show?

    Maybe you were a cool kid.

    But it appears you were a square.

    I bet Six would say that the Jigglypuff seen from above was a Voltorb or Electrode. Us cool Meowths knew the difference though.

    Gilder on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's too bad Pokethulhu never caught on

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The thing that bothers me most about Pokemon, is that they very clearly state that its the words Pocket and Monsters smashed together... so why the hell isn't it pronounced pah-kuh-mon?

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a friend that would pronounce Chocobo as Cha-KAH-bow. I have known him since we were in the 4th grade. We are now 23 years old. I still cannot get that son of a bitch to pronounce it right.

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh, and slightly off topic, but this discussion reminds me of when Nintendo officially named the Wii, and I laughed when the disbelievers refused to change, and would refer to it as the Revolution because Wii "sounded stupid."

    Edit because I don't want to triple-post: Also, even though I'm anal, and forced myself to memorize how to type an é (alt+0233 learn it, live it), I can be ok when people type things like pokemon, or cafe, or whatever. It is NOT ok when people, business especially, will type things like poke'mon or cafe'. To me that is laziness at its worst, and terribly unprofessional for a business to have displayed.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wii does sound stupid. It's just not very practical to call it the Revolution. I really, really hate it when people try to just merge Wii into words. Fuck "Wiimote" especially. You'll never hear me call it that, ever.

    Adus on
  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Adus wrote: »
    Wii does sound stupid. It's just not very practical to call it the Revolution. I really, really hate it when people try to just merge Wii into words. Fuck "Wiimote" especially. You'll never hear me call it that, ever.

    I can agree that, especially at this point, Wii puns need to die. However, I think Nintendo should embrace the "Wiimote" as it is catchy and much easier to say than "Wii Remote." But that's just me.

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  • DasBootDasBoot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My mom used to think that the main character of Ninja Gaiden was named Dan because in the commercial she thought they were saying Ninja Guy Dan. I think I'd like to play a game about some ninja guy named Dan.

    Also my grandma was notorious for saying Merry-o. She also thought Playstation sounded like the name of a sex toy.

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  • glithertglithert Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Adus wrote: »
    Wii does sound stupid. It's just not very practical to call it the Revolution. I really, really hate it when people try to just merge Wii into words. Fuck "Wiimote" especially. You'll never hear me call it that, ever.

    That's not it's name?

    Also I feel very stupid for saying melee and pokemon wrong all this time
    Thanks, thread

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I never stated that was its name. Just that I hate it when people call it that.

    Unless you're genuinely asking if that's not its name. It is technically "Wii Remote."

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  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I hate all Wii puns too, but everyone around me and myself have adopted "Wiimote" as the term for Wii Remote. Wii Remote just sounds retarded and really doesn't roll off the tongue. Wiimote does.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What I hated the most of "Nintendo Tapes"

    Where the fuck do you see tape on this goddamn cartridge?

    What's worse is I still hear it these days, when only one system uses anything close to a cartridge.

    Bringing this up from the front page... Nintendo used to call them cassettes. It isn't hard to see where "tape" came from.

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  • DasBootDasBoot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh! and calling controllers paddles. I had some friends who always referred to N64 controllers as paddles and it drove me crazy. I think it was something they picked up from their parents.. coming from pong and all.

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  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm pretty sure most people in NZ and Aus pronounce Sega as 'See-ga'. I grew up calling them it so even though I know most people pronounce it 'say-ga', I just can't get used to it.

    I do however pronounce ICO correctly, as 'ee-ko'.

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DasBoot wrote: »
    Oh! and calling controllers paddles. I had some friends who always referred to N64 controllers as paddles and it drove me crazy. I think it was something they picked up from their parents.. coming from pong and all.

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    Again, a lot of these come from people's own experiences with gaming. I guess it doesn't bother me as much when there are obvious similarities as it does when people just make shit up.

    When people talked about the PSP at work, but called it the PCP? That didn't bother me so much as crack me up. The only thing that ever bothered me was people fighting me about information... for instance, Zelda is not available on the Playstation, nor is Halo, so stop screaming at my employees.

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  • Descendant XDescendant X Skyrim is my god now. Outpost 31Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Asiina wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Asiina wrote: »
    Can I complain about general technology illiteracy and incorrect terms in this thread too?

    Because I work in a government office and oh my god.

    Here is a transcript of a meeting last week:

    Boss: So, the systems people have told us we're getting a new program. It's a Microsoft program called.....v-vista? I guess the program we have now is called XP but we're getting this new vista program to replace it.
    Employee 1: Oh that's really bad!
    Employee 2: Didn't they take that off the market?
    Employee 1: Yeah, they did, but that's why the government is getting it now!
    Boss: I don't know why they'd switch to a broken program, but that's just what the systems people said.
    Me: *bangs head on conference table*

    Where the hell do you work?

    Statistics Canada.

    Where people use computers all day but will still call the LAN guys because "Outlook isn't showing the little envelope when I get new email."

    You guys are getting Vista?

    Bastards.

    Correctional Service of Canada is still using XP.

    EDIT: From the other posts you've made, it sounds like you and I are quite alike in our respective places of employment.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DasBoot wrote: »
    Oh! and calling controllers paddles. I had some friends who always referred to N64 controllers as paddles and it drove me crazy. I think it was something they picked up from their parents.. coming from pong and all.

    Yeah, paddles/controllers/pads is pretty much interchangeable.

    SkutSkut on
  • slash000slash000 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a "gamer" friend who insisted that God of War was getting an Xbox port. When I informed him that God of War was developed by Sony Computer Entertainment Santa Monica and published by Sony, he insisted that God of War was nevertheless going to get an Xbox port, because, "That way, they can release their hit game on both systems, and make even more money. So it's gonna happen. I bought an Xbox so I could play Halo, now I'm just waiting on God of War." I tried to mention that it's far more beneficial for Sony to maintain exclusives to their own systems for the very reason that people have to buy those consoles to play those games, rather than competing consoles, but he changed the subject before we got into it.

    slash000 on
  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kor wrote: »
    The thing that bothers me most about Pokemon, is that they very clearly state that its the words Pocket and Monsters smashed together... so why the hell isn't it pronounced pah-kuh-mon?

    For the same reason that "Heracross" isn't pronounced the same as "Hercules", I would think.

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  • NPNP Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Well how is it supposed to be pronounced? Isn't it Shiii-va? ...Or is it Shi-vaaaaa?
    SHE-vah

    Everyone I know pronounces it as "Shi-va" like "shiver" but with a dropped r.

    Actually it's really closer to "shiver" in pronunciation in the original Sanskrit. It's definitely not "sheeee-vah" or whatever people say, but it's somewhere in between "shiver" and "sheet". Also, on an unrelated note, in the original Hindu mythology, Shiva is a god (not a goddess), and has fuck all to do with ice.

    Though, I will admit, the Japanese pronunciation is more like Shee-va (シヴァ), though that's more a limitation of the Japanese character set than an actual mandate on how it should be pronounced.

    NP on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    While not a video game one per se...my dad has an annoying habit of calling all round, shiny disks with a hole in them "DVDs".

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yall wrote: »
    My mom was one of the "Intendo" people. I tried correcting her, but was never successful.

    Also Deus Ex is not "Duece Ex".

    whoopsiedoodle

    what is it?

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    While not a video game one per se...my dad has an annoying habit of calling all round, shiny disks with a hole in them "DVDs".

    Even CDs?

    MADNESS

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  • Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Yall wrote: »
    My mom was one of the "Intendo" people. I tried correcting her, but was never successful.

    Also Deus Ex is not "Duece Ex".

    whoopsiedoodle

    what is it?

    If I remember correctly it's "Day-us Ex"

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've worked at a game store for like 6 years

    This thread is my life

    I think my favorite is when this dude was looking for Che-mal-ee-on Twist

    Motherfucker didn't know how to pronounce Chameleon

    Oh, and Dreamstations

    And people asking for Mario on the PS2

    The nightmares are coming back

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Yall wrote: »
    My mom was one of the "Intendo" people. I tried correcting her, but was never successful.

    Also Deus Ex is not "Duece Ex".

    whoopsiedoodle

    what is it?

    If I remember correctly it's "Day-us Ex"

    gotcha

    I asked before I saw page 6 hehe

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yes, it's like dey-oos

    It's Latin people

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  • slash000slash000 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yes, it's like dey-oos

    It's Latin people

    Plus, "deus ex" makes more sense than "deuce ex" which makes no sense.

    slash000 on
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And when people ask for system remotes

    So I bring them to the actual dvd/media remotes for the systems and they're like, naw dog, a controller

    And I'm like fucking say that then

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    slash000 wrote: »
    Yes, it's like dey-oos

    It's Latin people

    Plus, "deus ex" makes more sense than "deuce ex" which makes no sense.

    neither make sense to me =/

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  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And when people ask for system remotes

    So I bring them to the actual dvd/media remotes for the systems and they're like, naw dog, a controller

    And I'm like fucking say that then

    .... Well they're both "remote controllers", they both control things remotely.

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