Should gays be allowed to vote?

Bcruisa

Topic: Should gays be allowed to vote?

Discussion:
1. Gays account for only 10% of the population.
2. Obviously, they will only vote in their own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

redx

neat!

Aroused Bull

I'm guessing troll, because nobody could be this stupid.

Loren Michael

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

Al_wat

No, gays should not be allowed to vote.


In fact, nobody should. The outcomes of elections should be decided by random number generators.

In the event of a tie, Russian Roulette will be played.

mcc

Red Berry Blue wrote:

I'm guessing troll, because nobody could be this stupid.

Joined today, post #1.

IloroKamou

...wow.

moniker

:shock: :?

deowolf

I blame gay marriage for this post. It also killed the dinosaurs.

Gosling

People voting in their own interests! We must stop this insidious menace! LO, TIS TRULY THE END OF DAYS! BLOOD! FIRE! BRIMSTONE!

redx

awww....


the little fucker isn't saying anything.


come on pussy! at least defend your argument.

please?

Aroduc

Al_wat wrote:

No, gays should not be allowed to vote.


In fact, nobody should. The outcomes of elections should be decided by random number generators.

In the event of a tie, Russian Roulette will be played.

The generation of random numbers is far too important to be left to chance.

Bcruisa

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

Aroused Bull

Al_wat wrote:

No, gays should not be allowed to vote.


In fact, nobody should. The outcomes of elections should be decided by random number generators.

In the event of a tie, Russian Roulette will be played.

Loser gets to rule.

Corlis

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

moniker

deowolf wrote:

I blame gay marriage for this post. It also killed the jesus horses.

Fix'd, you secular progressive devil spawn.

redx

Bcruisa wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

you can do better than that.

Gaddez

Is this a serious topic for debate or are you just trying to get a laugh out of us at you?

Mods, please don't lock this until he responds to that question.

mcc

Bcruisa wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

I can fix that.

moniker

Bcruisa wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

When did you decide to not enjoy sucking cock?

Aroused Bull

Bcruisa wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

Give it up.

deowolf

moniker wrote:

deowolf wrote:

I blame gay marriage for this post. It also killed the jesus horses.

Fix'd, you secular progressive devil spawn.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

ToadTheMushroom

If only there was some test to see if you are gay or not. Because you know, without it, you could lie and vote anyways.

Thread OP is beyond retarded.

HF-kun

Al_wat wrote:

No, gays should not be allowed to vote.


In fact, nobody should. The outcomes of elections should be decided by random number generators.

In the event of a tie, Russian Roulette will be played.

I have to be honest with you. Considering my view of politics, I actually would strongly support that option.

Aroduc

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

If only there was some test to see if you are gay or not. Because you know, without it, you could lie and vote anyways.

Thread OP is beyond retarded.

I'm pretty sure "the gay" is a sexually transmitted disease anyway.

Mahnmut

Red Berry Blue, awesome picture. I wish I had a bridge, so I could make a troll sign and put it there.

OP: Serious?

Loren Michael

Bcruisa wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

irrelevant.

Bcruisa

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

IloroKamou

Loren Michael wrote:

Bcruisa wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

1. You account for less than 1% of the population.
2. Obviously, they you will only vote in your own interests.
3. Is this good for the nation as a whole?

I for one do not think so.

I'm straight though.

irrelevant.

just denial.

YodaTuna

This is the best thread I've ever seen.

IloroKamou

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

oppressed...how? are you really this stupid?

redx

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

If only there was some test to see if you are gay or not. Because you know, without it, you could lie and vote anyways.

Thread OP is beyond retarded.

well, you could fuck a pole worker. Like, the govenment could hire hot ones, it would improve voter turnout. At least amoung 18-25 year olds, and fuck everyone else anyway.

moniker

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

You don't understand how a Republic works, do you?

In any event, when did you decide to not enjoy sucking cock? Srsly.

Bcruisa

IloroKamou wrote:

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

oppressed...how? are you really this stupid?

We will have to tolerate the homosexual agenda.

redx

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

edit:bwaahhaahahaaaaaa

deowolf

redx wrote:

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

If only there was some test to see if you are gay or not. Because you know, without it, you could lie and vote anyways.

Thread OP is beyond retarded.

well, you could fuck a pole worker. Like, the govenment could hire hot ones, it would improve voter turnout. At least amoung 18-25 year olds, and fuck everyone else anyway.

Strippers? No thanks, I hear they have the happies.

Elendil

redx wrote:

ToadTheMushroom wrote:

If only there was some test to see if you are gay or not. Because you know, without it, you could lie and vote anyways.

Thread OP is beyond retarded.

well, you could fuck a pole worker. Like, the govenment could hire hot ones, it would improve voter turnout. At least amoung 18-25 year olds, and fuck everyone else anyway.

redx: the man with ideas

Aroduc

Bcruisa wrote:

IloroKamou wrote:

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

oppressed...how? are you really this stupid?

We will have to tolerate the homosexual agenda.

This is the best plan ever. I'm only going to vote in my own interests, and by the law of averages, I'll have to win eventually, then you'll all have to tolerate the Aroduc Agenda.

runaway_pancake

Bcruisa wrote:

Only X% of the population is Y. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the other % Americans that are not Y are being oppressed.

Replace Y with: hispanic, black, muslim, atheist, or any other minority that strikes your fancy.

Elendil

Bcruisa wrote:

IloroKamou wrote:

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

oppressed...how? are you really this stupid?

We will have to tolerate the homosexual agenda.

I would like to see this agenda.

moniker

Bcruisa wrote:

IloroKamou wrote:

Bcruisa wrote:

Corlis wrote:

The point of a democracy is that everyone votes in their own interest, so that the hopefully everyone's interests are fulfilled. It doesn't always work out this way however, and we often have to settle for having most people's interests served. At worst, we occasionally have no-one's interests served, as everyone's votes kind of get in the way of everyone else's ("I call it the three stooges effect!").

Only 10% of the population is gay. Why should they vote at all? Obviously they are only going to vote for what they want. If they win, the 90% of Americans that are straight are being oppressed.

oppressed...how? are you really this stupid?

We will have to tolerate the homosexual agenda.

Oh man, this is seriously making my day. MrMister, quick, hide your day planner! He's onto you!