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A tree fucking grows in a man's lung

xeviqxeviq Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
If only the Happening what about plants that grew inside of people....
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2339017/Tree-grows-inside-mans-lung

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    one line op with a spelling mistake in it used only as a shitty one-liner for a link.

    You sir have done a great service to this forum and the internet as a whole. Thank you.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    but everyone already knows this is what happens when you eat the seeds from fruit
    guy was probably eating watermelon last week

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yea, and they're already working to disprove it because, oh hey, plants can't really grow that way in people.

    Likely? He ingested it somehow.

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    xeviqxeviq Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Yea, and they're already working to disprove it because, oh hey, plants can't really grow that way in people.

    Likely? He ingested it somehow.

    When I first read the article I checked the date to make sure it wasn't from 4/1

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Yea, and they're already working to disprove it because, oh hey, plants can't really grow that way in people.

    Likely? He ingested it somehow.
    exactly

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So could he hold his breath for hours because the tree in his lung provided him with oxygen?

    That would be sweet.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wow, talk about false advertising

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    tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I bet this was freaky sex act gone horribly wrong and the guy won't admit it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "dude, $20 says you can't snort this pine cone through your nose and spit it back out"

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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "It was very painful. But to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me," a relieved Mr Sidorkin told the paper.

    Yeah, other than the pain.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hoo boy

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    edited April 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    was hoping for this thread to prove the rugrats right

    fuck you

    That was my favorite Rugrats episode

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    TFS would you believe I just now finally read your private message.



    I am a horrible bro.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I liked the one where it's really foggy and Tommy thinks their house is in the sky or something

    I don't fuckin' know

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I been watchin' rocko's modern life all morning



    PEEEAAACHEEESSS

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Shit they are evolving to wipe us out. Should have protected the rain forest mother fuckers

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Shit they are evolving to wipe us out. Should have protected the rain forest mother fuckers

    Now our only option is to burn every square inch of it to the ground.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I been watchin' rocko's modern life all morning



    PEEEAAACHEEESSS

    Such a good show. My favorite episode is where Filbert is asked his age and he just looks at the other character and then goes "eghhgh...thirty eight" something about that line was incredible to me as a child

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Bigheads are such great characters.

    Mr. Bighead, that voice actor for him, had a lot of work in the nineties, didn't he?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Yea, and they're already working to disprove it because, oh hey, plants can't really grow that way in people.

    Likely? He ingested it somehow.
    exactly

    the seed could theoretically germinate and maybe chute, but would die shortly after

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This would have been a much better book than A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    was hoping for this thread to prove the rugrats right

    fuck you

    That was my favorite Rugrats episode

    This was absolutely the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I wonder, did he name it Herbert or Bob?

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought of the Rugrats episode as well.

    Which by the way seemed completely logical to me as a child.

    EDIT: The plant growing, not babies shrinking themselves down to go into their friend.

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